Two literal boobtastic giants in their own field, though I wish they were in my field, out back, Rhian Sugden and India Reynolds, hella hot and pitting their fine fine chest puppies against one another in this week’s Battle of the Boobtastic.
These two Page 3 glamour fame models have likely not heard the word ‘no’ much before in their lives. But today, here in the Thunderdome of all things funbaggery, one will have to learn that they were not the winner. As always, you must decide their tears or joy. So, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Someday I’d like to have a party where the guest list was me, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds. And, no, you can’t come. Or any of my friends. Not even more female friends if I had any. Just the four of us, What’s that, Rosie Jones? A game of nekkid Twister? Why yes, that would be delightful. India, right hand to yellow. Holly, left foot to green. Yes, that is a green circle. No, that’s not my thumb. Oh, the fun we would have as we all tumbled together into a mass of bare flesh and Made-in-China vinyl game board.
Sadly, I was not invited to the party the three girls had with Nuts magazine and their photoshoot this past month, but we all do get to see the outtakes. Glorious glorious outtakes. Three wicked hot Britty babes with bodies that seems fashioned by the gods. All topless and twisty and… oh, no, left hand to… well, nevermind. Enjoy.
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Oh, blessed end of the week. I don’t like to brag, but there’s a 13.2% chance I’m getting lucky this weekend and I’m kind of excited about it. No, I don’t mean that sex thing, so overrated. I’m talking about my NCAA tourney brackets, naturally. I could win money. Cash money. Enough to pay off that guy with the thick neck sitting in an old Pontiac out in front of my place since last Tuesday. I’m assuming he’s not peeking in my apartment to try and catch me changing. So, yes, I am excited.
You know who else is excited? Two gorgeous hotties by the names of India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys, stripping ever so slowly and perfectly out of their lingerie tops for your shift-into-the-weekend pleasure. Quite nice of them really. And our friends at Nuts.
So, go forth and conquer this weekend. Ride ‘em hard and come home wet, or something like that. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Such is the power of the boobtastic, the faptastic hotties baring all to cure even the most lamented of football fans, potentially soured after yesterday’s Super Bowl outcome. And if you be on the winning side, well, heck, who couldn’t use more funbag induced joy on a Monday back at work?
So, let us move on directly to India Reynolds, the vastly underrated Britty brunette suprema who floats our boats by means of some of the finest buouys on the planet, featured heavily in her lingerie striptease photoshoot for our friends at Nuts magazine, made even more mammarial when we go behind the scenes of her shoot in video form. It’s a heaping helping of hoochie hotness. I feel better already. Enjoy.
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We love it when a plan comes together. And, by plan, we mean two hot women going chest to chest in our four times a month Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, currently ranked by Guinness as the world’s most popular ta-to-ta comparison fun game on the planet.
This week’s contest of the ultimate chest puppies pits one of our most swell swelling swollen topped India Reynolds against Britain’s hottest co-ed, Danielle Sharp, in a little contest of teacher vs. student, master vs. newbie, melons vs. passion fruit. I don’t envy those of you who have to decide between these two ladies. There are no wrong answers, and, yet, only one pair of perties can leave the Thunderdome.
So, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Everybody is getting into the holiday spirit these days, including our friends at Page 3 of the U.K. Sun where they’ve gathered together India Reynolds and Sabine Jemeljanova and a few other topless friends for some albeit fake Yuletide sextastic giggles. Aw, we can forgive all the concocted snow and the omnipresent Santa hats this time of year, especially when they’re all part of the ruse to get some of our very favorite ladies to take their tops off for the cameras.
Hey, if making fake snow were all it took to get the hot girl you love to drop her top, you’d be in your place right now shaving ice like a mofo. Ho-ho-ho.
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It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. When children are laughing and playing in the snow. Mistletoe hanging. Trees a flocking. And the sense of winter wonderment is everywhere. Most especially on the pages of Nuts magazine for their annual X-mas special pictorial featuring four of the hottest women on this here planet, Lucy Pinder, India Reynolds, Rosie Jones, and Holly Peers literally lighting your yule logs on fire with topless holiday merriment.
Now, I know every family has their own Christmas traditions, but in the Egotastic! house, the annual leering and ogling of Britty glamour models jiggling about and tossing fake snowballs ranks well above ornament dangling. Enjoy.
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