Oh, blessed end of the week. I don’t like to brag, but there’s a 13.2% chance I’m getting lucky this weekend and I’m kind of excited about it. No, I don’t mean that sex thing, so overrated. I’m talking about my NCAA tourney brackets, naturally. I could win money. Cash money. Enough to pay off that guy with the thick neck sitting in an old Pontiac out in front of my place since last Tuesday. I’m assuming he’s not peeking in my apartment to try and catch me changing. So, yes, I am excited.
You know who else is excited? Two gorgeous hotties by the names of India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys, stripping ever so slowly and perfectly out of their lingerie tops for your shift-into-the-weekend pleasure. Quite nice of them really. And our friends at Nuts.
So, go forth and conquer this weekend. Ride ‘em hard and come home wet, or something like that. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Such is the power of the boobtastic, the faptastic hotties baring all to cure even the most lamented of football fans, potentially soured after yesterday’s Super Bowl outcome. And if you be on the winning side, well, heck, who couldn’t use more funbag induced joy on a Monday back at work?
So, let us move on directly to India Reynolds, the vastly underrated Britty brunette suprema who floats our boats by means of some of the finest buouys on the planet, featured heavily in her lingerie striptease photoshoot for our friends at Nuts magazine, made even more mammarial when we go behind the scenes of her shoot in video form. It’s a heaping helping of hoochie hotness. I feel better already. Enjoy.
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We love it when a plan comes together. And, by plan, we mean two hot women going chest to chest in our four times a month Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, currently ranked by Guinness as the world’s most popular ta-to-ta comparison fun game on the planet.
This week’s contest of the ultimate chest puppies pits one of our most swell swelling swollen topped India Reynolds against Britain’s hottest co-ed, Danielle Sharp, in a little contest of teacher vs. student, master vs. newbie, melons vs. passion fruit. I don’t envy those of you who have to decide between these two ladies. There are no wrong answers, and, yet, only one pair of perties can leave the Thunderdome.
So, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Everybody is getting into the holiday spirit these days, including our friends at Page 3 of the U.K. Sun where they’ve gathered together India Reynolds and Sabine Jemeljanova and a few other topless friends for some albeit fake Yuletide sextastic giggles. Aw, we can forgive all the concocted snow and the omnipresent Santa hats this time of year, especially when they’re all part of the ruse to get some of our very favorite ladies to take their tops off for the cameras.
Hey, if making fake snow were all it took to get the hot girl you love to drop her top, you’d be in your place right now shaving ice like a mofo. Ho-ho-ho.
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It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. When children are laughing and playing in the snow. Mistletoe hanging. Trees a flocking. And the sense of winter wonderment is everywhere. Most especially on the pages of Nuts magazine for their annual X-mas special pictorial featuring four of the hottest women on this here planet, Lucy Pinder, India Reynolds, Rosie Jones, and Holly Peers literally lighting your yule logs on fire with topless holiday merriment.
Now, I know every family has their own Christmas traditions, but in the Egotastic! house, the annual leering and ogling of Britty glamour models jiggling about and tossing fake snowballs ranks well above ornament dangling. Enjoy.
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Holy effin’ one helluva week. This was a long one. No, please, it wasn’t your fault, I’m too blame. But it seemed like a month. And we are just about to pop open the tequila so graciously dropped off in our offices by people who hate to see us sober.
To launch our brains into the weekends, we always utilize the bouncy flouncy trampoline like qualities of some stellar funbags from somewhere on this spinning orb, with today’s twin-billed contribution courtesy of some topless outtakes of the delicious brunette, India Reynolds, from our friends across the pond at Nuts magazine.
As always, outtakes outstrip published pictures in terms of sheer hotness. Stack a bunch of these amazing visuals next to each other, and you have your Thank God It’s Funbags filled out. Enjoy.
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Do you love hot girls and big guns? Why, of course you do, you red-blooded male.
Every year we look forward to the Hot Shots calendar as it combines our unquenchable thirst for wicked hot women with massive military power, all with a cool retro feel that leaves us feeling ready to join the Navy to see the sea, or to just get a chance to drop in on some ladies in various foreign ports of call, or just ladies in their domestic ports, if you catch my drift.
Well, the likes of sextastic celebrity glamour models like Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds lent their bodily posing talents to the 2013 Hot Shots Calendar and we could not be more ready to fire our weapons. Locked and loaded, sir. Well, not locked. Consider this baby for your wall in 2013; no surrender. Enjoy.