What with Wimbledon well under way and tennis on the minds of people who can’t find any other sports to watch this time of year betwixt basketball and football and with baseball in its dog days, what better way to tribute the female side of the sport than with two faptastically buxom blessed hotties by the names of Rosie Jones and India Reynolds.
The boys at Nuts magazine have outdone themselves this time with a hot bodied and melon-filled take on the sport of kings. No volleys or lobs in this game between Rosie and India. Just aces and slams and a whole lot of loves. My, oh, my, how suddenly a sport can become interesting.
You made it to Friday. Now kick up your heels, pop that beer top, and imagine yourself having a little grass court time with the likes of Rosie and India. TGIF!
Wow, both of our competitors today, the righteously hot India Reynolds and the exotic looking beauty, Courtnie Quinlan, look like the types of girls I could have taken to my high school prom, had I not been previously committed to escort the large and lovely third clarinetist from our school’s marching band. So much marching, but she never seemed to work off those extra lbs. But, I digress, and away from the chesty goodness of both of these finely endowed Page 3 hotties. Topless and ready to contest for the title of the week’s best chestal fineries.
The Battle of the Boobtastic truly has no losers, I mean, except for the girl who will actually lose today and go home emotionally crushed. And it is your job to make one go home unhappy and one go home flying high. So, in your humble opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
Move over Angus Young, I think I just bumped you from my list of all-time favorite guitar players, quite in favor of the belusted India Reynolds flashing her axe and her twin cans of goodness in this month’s Loaded magazine.
Now, I wouldn’t normally put topless sextastic women playing instruments as my favorite fantasy land motif, but I must say, seeing the smoking hot brunette, few clothes, and her six-string, well, I’m starting to have some rocker chick fantasies like you would not believe. Or, you probably would actually if you’re already here. Enjoy.
Behind the scenes shots of gloriously hot India Reynolds on a Monday morning? Yes, I’ll take two servings of that please. Who says the work week has to only involve work? Or anything to do with work for that matter?
Let’s be honest, you’re not a slave to your boss, but you are a slave to extremely good looking bodacious bodied women. You’d kiss India Reynold’s shoes if so ordered. Personally, I wouldn’t wait for orders, I’d go dive in and apologize later. Hey, sexual fetish addiction (SFA) is a real disease. And India Reynolds is giving it to me very badly (or is that goodly?) this Mammarial Monday.
Bless you, India and our friends at Nuts magazine, for providing a ridiculously hot cushion landing for the return to Monday. Enjoy.
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Two literal boobtastic giants in their own field, though I wish they were in my field, out back, Rhian Sugden and India Reynolds, hella hot and pitting their fine fine chest puppies against one another in this week’s Battle of the Boobtastic.
These two Page 3 glamour fame models have likely not heard the word ‘no’ much before in their lives. But today, here in the Thunderdome of all things funbaggery, one will have to learn that they were not the winner. As always, you must decide their tears or joy. So, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Someday I’d like to have a party where the guest list was me, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds. And, no, you can’t come. Or any of my friends. Not even more female friends if I had any. Just the four of us, What’s that, Rosie Jones? A game of nekkid Twister? Why yes, that would be delightful. India, right hand to yellow. Holly, left foot to green. Yes, that is a green circle. No, that’s not my thumb. Oh, the fun we would have as we all tumbled together into a mass of bare flesh and Made-in-China vinyl game board.
Sadly, I was not invited to the party the three girls had with Nuts magazine and their photoshoot this past month, but we all do get to see the outtakes. Glorious glorious outtakes. Three wicked hot Britty babes with bodies that seems fashioned by the gods. All topless and twisty and… oh, no, left hand to… well, nevermind. Enjoy.