India Reynolds

India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Topless and Fooling Around Just Like In My Dreams

India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Topless for Nuts November 2013
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It’s not humanly possible that I’m going to glance past an image of two ridiculously hot topless girls snapping each other’s lingerie. It’s simply unfathomable. Like a fox not noticing an unprotected game bird around the henhouse or an L.A. parking control officer not noticing my meter expired over two seconds ago. It’s just not going to happen. When you consider it’s outrageously hot glamor models India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys featured in the latest edition of Nuts magazine, I’m not only going to notice, I’m going to begin hand carving a stone shrine to the blessed visual event.

Not that I’ve ever imagined having two luscious brunettes in my super-mini mansion helping each other strip out of their lingerie while whispering out, ‘Bill, it’s all for you.’, but if I did imagine such things, it’s fair to say it would be exactly like that. In this season of thanks, I most definitely see two more additions to my VIP gratitude list. Enjoy.

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India Reynolds Beautiful Bodacious Udderly Wonderfuls on Display for Mammarial Monday

India Reynolds Topless Nuts Photoshoot October 2013
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India Reynolds deserves far more attention from the gentleman ogler of the species. If you’re not going to give it to her, I’m prepared to make up for the difference. This Britty hot brunette has the  completely package from smile on down to toes, and so much deliciousness in between.

Featured in Nuts magazine, India shows why a simply sextastic woman in a simple little outfit stripping down to simply gorgeous funbags is such a powerful force. A weapon of mass fapitation. And India is no more afraid to use them than we are afraid to stare blankly at her bosom with a catatonic gaze capable of winning any staring contest ever. Enjoy.

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India Reynolds Chests Up to Mellisa Clarke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

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Let me be perfectly upfront about this, I’d shank any one of you in an alley way if it means five minutes alone with either the ridiculously hot India Reynolds or Mellisa Clarke. I’d sell my own organs, your organs, the organ I stole from the historic church, just for the chance to breathe near the bodacious goodness of either of these two women pitted against one another’s funbags in this week’s Battle of the Boobtastic.

Really, it’s a cruel trick to ask anybody to decide between the blessed puppies of these luscious women. But cruel is the task that lay ahead of you as the sacred jury of the BotB. You must send one girl home in swollen triumph, the other in deflated tears. Who shall it be this week? Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and the Whole Gang Topless to Celebrate a 500th Anniversary

Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Pals Topless for Nuts 500th Issue
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I’m not sure what you get somebody for their 500th anniversary, but in the case of the 500th edition of Nuts magazine, I suppose you send bronzed boobs or something contextually relevant. I know dinnerware won’t do them much good.

To celebrate the 500th printed edition of the magazine, the lads across the pond brought together just about every heavy-boobweight in their arsenal for a celebratory photoshoot. Kind of encapsulating what is good and decent and round about curvaceous young British women with their coquettish smiles and flowing hair and flouncing funbags. Just one super groovy visual party, to say the least. Happy Anniversary!

Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard Are a Sextastic Brunette Foursome

Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Friends in Sexy Topless Brunettes for Nuts Magazine October 2013
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A friend of mine from the Old Country the other day remarked about how obsessed Americans are with blondes. Without denying there is definitely a traditional favoritism in this fair land toward the fair haired ladies, I reminded him that the Egotastic! world is filled with beautiful, drop dead boobtastic woman of all colored tops and bottoms and in-betweens. You know of my personal passion for reds, and the special naughty fantasies I hold in my lower heart for brunettes. The raven haired hotties who seem to hold so much mystery inside, or at least beneath their sweaters.

Thankfully, our friends at Nuts feel the same, this month paying tribute to our favorite brunette buxom glamour models. Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard. If these four girls happen to be at your party, you’ve got a pretty damn good party going on. If you find these four women in your bedroom, be careful not to pinch yourself, because you’re probably dreaming. But, oh, what a dream that is! Enjoy.

I Love India Reynolds Smile

India Reynolds Topless Striptease in Blue Tights on a Chair
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So, shoot me. I’m a sucker for a girl with a friendly smile. When flight attendants tell me welcome aboard, I kiss them back (the ones we used to call stewardesses at least). And India Reynolds has one of the warmest smiles ever.

Oh, sure, the cynical among you will probably say, ‘Bill, you’re so full of shit, you just like India because she has a smoking hot body, delicious curves, and funbags that could happily feed 52% of the world.” And I would ask you how you intend to feed the other 48%. Because you are right, except for that part about being full of shit, I’m only half full, my other half is filled with lust for women with ridiculously sextastic shapes and alluring exhibitions. Again, like India Reynolds. Oh, God, I wish I was that chair! Enjoy.

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Mellisa Clarke Torso Taunts India Reynolds in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

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Are you kidding me? I need to choose between the greater of two amazing sets of fabulous funbags as to which set of fluffy wonderments are superior to the five senses? I am kidding, for this is not my job, but your sacred weekly duty. To stare longingly into the bare chests of two outrageously hot women like Mellisa Clarke and India Reynolds, and declare the more perfect, the greater among equals, the capo di tutti capi of crazy sweet melons. Do you have the nerve to pull the trigger?

This is the Battle of the Boobtastic. There is definitely crying in this sport. So, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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