India Reynolds

Mellisa Clarke and India Reynolds Go Ta to Ta in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time. The weekly contest for chestal supremacy is upon us like white on rice, or hands upon some of the finest boobs in the land. Come one, come all, as two brunette hottie titans of the chestal region do battle in the only arena that counts, before thine eyes.

Alt-natural inked up doll Mellisa Clarke lays her melons on the line against cagey wicked veteran India Reynolds to see who will win the blue ribbon for tremendous teats.

One will win, one will not win so much, you must decide. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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India Reynolds and Danica Thrall Topless Kickoff to Yuletide in Earnest

 

I know retailers begin the Christmas season in about August now, but it's not officially Christmas for me until the glamour girls in the U.K. start flaunting their bodacious bare tops in holiday themed outfits. That's when I start to hear the bells on the Polar Express and believe once more in the spirit of St. Nick. Who else to thank for the benevolent first gift of super hotties like India Reynolds and Danica Thrall getting topless teasy for the season of giving amazing bouncy looks.

Well, we could thank our friends at Nuts magazine most certainly, nobody loves Christmas more than those chaps. And, all of you who support the undressing of stupendously hot women around the Xmas time with your eyeballs and hanging tongues. Everybody has a part to play in this great seasonal drama. Fine tuned, like Santa's workshop. Enjoy.

India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Topless and Fooling Around Just Like In My Dreams

 

It's not humanly possible that I'm going to glance past an image of two ridiculously hot topless girls snapping each other's lingerie. It's simply unfathomable. Like a fox not noticing an unprotected game bird around the henhouse or an L.A. parking control officer not noticing my meter expired over two seconds ago. It's just not going to happen. When you consider it's outrageously hot glamor models India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys featured in the latest edition of Nuts magazine, I'm not only going to notice, I'm going to begin hand carving a stone shrine to the blessed visual event.

Not that I've ever imagined having two luscious brunettes in my super-mini mansion helping each other strip out of their lingerie while whispering out, 'Bill, it's all for you.', but if I did imagine such things, it's fair to say it would be exactly like that. In this season of thanks, I most definitely see two more additions to my VIP gratitude list. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Beautiful Bodacious Udderly Wonderfuls on Display for Mammarial Monday

 

India Reynolds deserves far more attention from the gentleman ogler of the species. If you're not going to give it to her, I'm prepared to make up for the difference. This Britty hot brunette has the  completely package from smile on down to toes, and so much deliciousness in between.

Featured in Nuts magazine, India shows why a simply sextastic woman in a simple little outfit stripping down to simply gorgeous funbags is such a powerful force. A weapon of mass fapitation. And India is no more afraid to use them than we are afraid to stare blankly at her bosom with a catatonic gaze capable of winning any staring contest ever. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Chests Up to Mellisa Clarke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Let me be perfectly upfront about this, I'd shank any one of you in an alley way if it means five minutes alone with either the ridiculously hot India Reynolds or Mellisa Clarke. I'd sell my own organs, your organs, the organ I stole from the historic church, just for the chance to breathe near the bodacious goodness of either of these two women pitted against one another's funbags in this week's Battle of the Boobtastic.

Really, it's a cruel trick to ask anybody to decide between the blessed puppies of these luscious women. But cruel is the task that lay ahead of you as the sacred jury of the BotB. You must send one girl home in swollen triumph, the other in deflated tears. Who shall it be this week? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and the Whole Gang Topless to Celebrate a 500th Anniversary

 

I'm not sure what you get somebody for their 500th anniversary, but in the case of the 500th edition of Nuts magazine, I suppose you send bronzed boobs or something contextually relevant. I know dinnerware won't do them much good.

To celebrate the 500th printed edition of the magazine, the lads across the pond brought together just about every heavy-boobweight in their arsenal for a celebratory photoshoot. Kind of encapsulating what is good and decent and round about curvaceous young British women with their coquettish smiles and flowing hair and flouncing funbags. Just one super groovy visual party, to say the least. Happy Anniversary!

Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard Are a Sextastic Brunette Foursome

 

A friend of mine from the Old Country the other day remarked about how obsessed Americans are with blondes. Without denying there is definitely a traditional favoritism in this fair land toward the fair haired ladies, I reminded him that the Egotastic! world is filled with beautiful, drop dead boobtastic woman of all colored tops and bottoms and in-betweens. You know of my personal passion for reds, and the special naughty fantasies I hold in my lower heart for brunettes. The raven haired hotties who seem to hold so much mystery inside, or at least beneath their sweaters.

Thankfully, our friends at Nuts feel the same, this month paying tribute to our favorite brunette buxom glamour models. Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard. If these four girls happen to be at your party, you've got a pretty damn good party going on. If you find these four women in your bedroom, be careful not to pinch yourself, because you're probably dreaming. But, oh, what a dream that is! Enjoy.