It’s always difficult for me when two particularly favorite ladies of the lust-inducement industry step into the same round ring of titular excellence to compete chest to chest for the top melons of the week. It’s like kissing your cousin, if your cousin happens to be crazy hot with a rack built in heaven itself.
In this week’s Battle of the Boobtastic, India Reynolds takes on Rosie Jones for the ultimate conflict of sweet teats smooshed up against one another in contention for the crown. I haven’t the stomach or heart to decide between these two luscious female forms. So, decide you must, break a heart, elate a soul, it’s up to you. Between these two faptastic sweethearts, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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The battles may end, but the war shall never cease. Strike that, in reverse, the war is over, but the battles continue on, most definitely when we’re talking about the web’s #1 rated contest of teat-vs-teat we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Four may enter, but only two may leave. Well, okay, we let all four out, but two get to go home with a prize pinned in their cleft declaring that on this day, they had the finest udders in the land.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic pits super brunette sweetie India Reynolds against veteran blonde and chesty hottie, Nicole Neal. While I’d push any of you in front of a moving train if it bought me five minutes in the broom closet alone with either, that’s not really my option today. Today is for you to decide the winner and the girl who could’ve been the winner but didn’t win and when she cries I’ll have my hanky conveniently at the ready. So, in your humble, yet expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Girls, girls, now, there’s no reason for fighting. Uncle Bill has plenty of love in his heart and other places for the both of you. I’d never dare to decide who has the finer funbags between the two of you. However, this is the daunting task placed before EgoReaders each week, the first among equals when it comes to the spectacular tubes on some of the finest ladies in the glamour modeling world. A decision I know you take rather seriously.
This week’s choice must separate the spectacular hotness of Sabine Jemeljanova from the bruntte bombshell gorgeous business of India Reynolds. Nobody said the Battle of the Boobtastic was for the faint of heart. Real tough decisions about gorgeous breasts must be made. So, in your humble opinion, between Sweet Sabine and Incredibly Hot India, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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It’s time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It’s like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it’s tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you’d prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it’s a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.
This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?
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If by chance you be looking to end your week on the solace and succor of a supremely hot woman with amazing funbags, then have I got the answer for you. India Reynolds must be heaven sent, because I prayed for … I can’t remember the rest of that line and I lost my train of thought watching this rather sextacular striptease on the part of the Britty brunette babe. I think it’s her smile, or everything beneath, that is driving me absolutely crazy.
On Fridays, we offer up gratitude to the best of the boobtastic that fills out hearts with warmth and our shorts with even more warmth. India Reynolds not only fits that bill, she rubs it all over herself with an alluring smile. That body of hers is simply to die for, but please live, such that one day she might show up at your door and ask you to scratch her back, starting with the front. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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Well, hello there, young ladies. You want to what? Take off your tops and pit your precious puppies against one another in competition of quantity, quality, and lust-inducement-ability? Fair enough, but don’t take this decision lightly, Kelly Hall and India Reynolds. Because when I turn on the spotlights and open up the Thunderdome, there is no going back. You and your sweet chesty meats will be judged by a million and one men with motorboat fantasies that only end when their neck strain becomes too intense to continue.
So be it. Kelly and India, two supremely fine contestants in the Battle of the Boobtastic. But only one can take home the chintzy prize package. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Ah, hot girls in tights. Most definitely on my list of 17,164 approved, condoned, and otherwise delightful fetishes involving sextastic women with ridiculously hot bodies. Those tights on super bodacious India Reynolds, well the perfect accompaniment to perfectly positioned special winter melons. I feel like I might break into song. If only I knew a ditty about a girl with an amazing rack stripping down to just her pink tights in the office place.
On Mondays, we kick off the work week with an absolutely dedication to all that is round and soft and designed to turn frowns into smiles. The righteous chest puppies on India Reynolds makes me want to share a grin with the entire world. Enjoy.
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