India Reynolds

Kelly Hall Literally Holds Her Own Against India Reynolds in The Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Well, hello there, young ladies. You want to what? Take off your tops and pit your precious puppies against one another in competition of quantity, quality, and lust-inducement-ability? Fair enough, but don't take this decision lightly, Kelly Hall and India Reynolds. Because when I turn on the spotlights and open up the Thunderdome, there is no going back. You and your sweet chesty meats will be judged by a million and one men with motorboat fantasies that only end when their neck strain becomes too intense to continue.

So be it. Kelly and India, two supremely fine contestants in the Battle of the Boobtastic. But only one can take home the chintzy prize package. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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India Reynolds Topless in Tights for a Very Merry Mammarial Monday

 

Ah, hot girls in tights. Most definitely on my list of 17,164 approved, condoned, and otherwise delightful fetishes involving sextastic women with ridiculously hot bodies. Those tights on super bodacious India Reynolds, well the perfect accompaniment to perfectly positioned special winter melons. I feel like I might break into song. If only I knew a ditty about a girl with an amazing rack stripping down to just her pink tights in the office place.

On Mondays, we kick off the work week with an absolutely dedication to all that is round and soft and designed to turn frowns into smiles. The righteous chest puppies on India Reynolds makes me want to share a grin with the entire world. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke and India Reynolds Go Ta to Ta in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time. The weekly contest for chestal supremacy is upon us like white on rice, or hands upon some of the finest boobs in the land. Come one, come all, as two brunette hottie titans of the chestal region do battle in the only arena that counts, before thine eyes.

Alt-natural inked up doll Mellisa Clarke lays her melons on the line against cagey wicked veteran India Reynolds to see who will win the blue ribbon for tremendous teats.

One will win, one will not win so much, you must decide. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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India Reynolds and Danica Thrall Topless Kickoff to Yuletide in Earnest

 

I know retailers begin the Christmas season in about August now, but it's not officially Christmas for me until the glamour girls in the U.K. start flaunting their bodacious bare tops in holiday themed outfits. That's when I start to hear the bells on the Polar Express and believe once more in the spirit of St. Nick. Who else to thank for the benevolent first gift of super hotties like India Reynolds and Danica Thrall getting topless teasy for the season of giving amazing bouncy looks.

Well, we could thank our friends at Nuts magazine most certainly, nobody loves Christmas more than those chaps. And, all of you who support the undressing of stupendously hot women around the Xmas time with your eyeballs and hanging tongues. Everybody has a part to play in this great seasonal drama. Fine tuned, like Santa's workshop. Enjoy.

India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Topless and Fooling Around Just Like In My Dreams

 

It's not humanly possible that I'm going to glance past an image of two ridiculously hot topless girls snapping each other's lingerie. It's simply unfathomable. Like a fox not noticing an unprotected game bird around the henhouse or an L.A. parking control officer not noticing my meter expired over two seconds ago. It's just not going to happen. When you consider it's outrageously hot glamor models India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys featured in the latest edition of Nuts magazine, I'm not only going to notice, I'm going to begin hand carving a stone shrine to the blessed visual event.

Not that I've ever imagined having two luscious brunettes in my super-mini mansion helping each other strip out of their lingerie while whispering out, 'Bill, it's all for you.', but if I did imagine such things, it's fair to say it would be exactly like that. In this season of thanks, I most definitely see two more additions to my VIP gratitude list. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Beautiful Bodacious Udderly Wonderfuls on Display for Mammarial Monday

 

India Reynolds deserves far more attention from the gentleman ogler of the species. If you're not going to give it to her, I'm prepared to make up for the difference. This Britty hot brunette has the  completely package from smile on down to toes, and so much deliciousness in between.

Featured in Nuts magazine, India shows why a simply sextastic woman in a simple little outfit stripping down to simply gorgeous funbags is such a powerful force. A weapon of mass fapitation. And India is no more afraid to use them than we are afraid to stare blankly at her bosom with a catatonic gaze capable of winning any staring contest ever. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Chests Up to Mellisa Clarke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Let me be perfectly upfront about this, I'd shank any one of you in an alley way if it means five minutes alone with either the ridiculously hot India Reynolds or Mellisa Clarke. I'd sell my own organs, your organs, the organ I stole from the historic church, just for the chance to breathe near the bodacious goodness of either of these two women pitted against one another's funbags in this week's Battle of the Boobtastic.

Really, it's a cruel trick to ask anybody to decide between the blessed puppies of these luscious women. But cruel is the task that lay ahead of you as the sacred jury of the BotB. You must send one girl home in swollen triumph, the other in deflated tears. Who shall it be this week? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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