There’s really no reason to take two perfectly friendly glamorous girls with ridiculously hot bodies and force them into brutally honest chestal competition. Okay one reason. It’s really fun. The notion that you could have one of these set tremendous peaches perched over your drooling maw, let alone two battling it out for the right to perch. Wow, that’s like doubling down on the dream. I admire the ambition.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features two of my all-time favorite all-stars, India Reynolds and her cheeky sweetness taking on Holly Peers, a woman for whom I’d root for the Raiders if she told me it made her hot. That’s a big give. She’s a big hot girl. For your part, it is the role to decide the winner, and, ergo, the not winner. In your opinion, between these two super fine vixens, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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As you know, I’m a devout pacifist. Wait, does that mean you like to suckle on large bosomy teats when you’re feeling grumpy? That’s the word I meant. The idea that I’d actually put two gorgeous women with varying degrees of perfect funbags into actual battle against once another actually disturbs me greatly. But we all must make sacrifices if the greater ogling good is to be achieved. Hence, the often criticized by college feminist seminars Battle of the Boobtastic. Yes, it’s controversial, but it’s also crazy hot.
This week’s chesty competitors feature Sabine Jemeljanova, a complete darling with a racktastic to match and India Reynolds, a veteran brunette killer with the melons of a, well, melon goddess. I couldn’t possibly decide between the chesty goodness of these two super fine female forms. I leave that up to your intensive knowledge after years of hard boob-training. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Battle of the Boobtastic time. And this week’s showdown is nothing short of Tyson-Holyfield minus the ear biting. Though nipple nibbling is certainly encouraged among today’s stellar hot contestants. In one corner, blond bombshell Rihan Sugden and her naturally nice succulents. In the opposing corner, India Reynolds and her made in heaven mammaries. It’s like watching two top yachts race to the finish in the America’s Cup. I think that happens, I’ve never really watched.
But watch you must. Closely, clearly, indiscreetly. For you must decide which of these two absolute visions of allurement and sextastic goes home in smiles, and which in horribly depressed state of tears. Today, you play god. In your humble opinion, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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It’s always difficult for me when two particularly favorite ladies of the lust-inducement industry step into the same round ring of titular excellence to compete chest to chest for the top melons of the week. It’s like kissing your cousin, if your cousin happens to be crazy hot with a rack built in heaven itself.
In this week’s Battle of the Boobtastic, India Reynolds takes on Rosie Jones for the ultimate conflict of sweet teats smooshed up against one another in contention for the crown. I haven’t the stomach or heart to decide between these two luscious female forms. So, decide you must, break a heart, elate a soul, it’s up to you. Between these two faptastic sweethearts, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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The battles may end, but the war shall never cease. Strike that, in reverse, the war is over, but the battles continue on, most definitely when we’re talking about the web’s #1 rated contest of teat-vs-teat we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Four may enter, but only two may leave. Well, okay, we let all four out, but two get to go home with a prize pinned in their cleft declaring that on this day, they had the finest udders in the land.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic pits super brunette sweetie India Reynolds against veteran blonde and chesty hottie, Nicole Neal. While I’d push any of you in front of a moving train if it bought me five minutes in the broom closet alone with either, that’s not really my option today. Today is for you to decide the winner and the girl who could’ve been the winner but didn’t win and when she cries I’ll have my hanky conveniently at the ready. So, in your humble, yet expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Girls, girls, now, there’s no reason for fighting. Uncle Bill has plenty of love in his heart and other places for the both of you. I’d never dare to decide who has the finer funbags between the two of you. However, this is the daunting task placed before EgoReaders each week, the first among equals when it comes to the spectacular tubes on some of the finest ladies in the glamour modeling world. A decision I know you take rather seriously.
This week’s choice must separate the spectacular hotness of Sabine Jemeljanova from the bruntte bombshell gorgeous business of India Reynolds. Nobody said the Battle of the Boobtastic was for the faint of heart. Real tough decisions about gorgeous breasts must be made. So, in your humble opinion, between Sweet Sabine and Incredibly Hot India, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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It’s time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It’s like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it’s tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you’d prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it’s a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.
This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?
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