I think I’m starting to get a read on why a man would cheat on his wife with Imogen Thomas. There’s something about her that I can’t quite put my finger on, I really think it would require a whole hand, hands maybe, a large winch perhaps, the jaws of life, or an industrial crane. Yes, this is something big, somethings big and they’re barely covered in a pink sports bra, just atop a quite alluring bare midriff, a fairly unfair sight to the procreative minded male.
But, if we must be taunted, I suppose this is the way to be done. Enjoy.
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Rock of Ages is about ready to take over the world in kitschy film form, including bouts of Tom Cruise singing, but before that they held a gala in London Town that featured Brazilian model and recent Ronnie Wood much younger girlfriend, Ana Araujo, flashing her pretty bare beautiful cans beneath a see-through dress that, well, by definition let oglers see straight through to her bare naked lady part. It’s the kind of dress that you spot a woman in and think to yourself, ‘Did I just see that? Yes, yes I did. Wow, that’s a pleasant surprise.’ And, speaking of surprises, the utterly curvaceous and sextastic Imogen Thomas also stood out at the event, by flashing some of that hourglass body that has quickly made her the toast of scandal sheets in the U.K. this past year.
Between the two sexy celebrities, combined, it’s almost enough to make me willing to go see a stage musical. Almost, but not quite. Enjoy.
Sometimes I dig our friends at Nuts magazine, sometimes I just love them, like this week, for putting out their preview of the best of the bustiest 2012 calendars, set to hit store shelves shortly. And what could be wrong with hot looks at next year’s months, this year, courtesy of supreme bosom babes such as Danica Thrall, Emma Frain, Holly Peers, Imogen Thomas, Jorgie Porter, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones, and Sabine J. Priek. Wow, just saying those names puts me in a state of blessed dis-relief, ogling them, it’s just too much. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure what precisely constitutes the U.K. Lingerie Awards, I only know that I’m offended I was not invited. Who loves lingerie more than a man who spends three days a week secreted beneath the discount panties table at the local Victoria’s Secret mall store? That’s right, nobody.
Also, what I don’t understand, why I don’t get to see the ridiculously busty and hot Imogen Thomas in the lingerie she was wearing to the lingerie awards. I mean, I can imagine, oh, how I can imagine, what she has on underneath her super-form fitting dress. And it’s a fun past time. But certainly, the real thing would be better (unless, of course, she’s wearing nothing at all under that dress, in which case, it would be much better). Still, us being lust-filled catatonic Imogen Thomas passion monkeys, we just had to share some more Imogen-skin with our readers, so definitely take a look at these downright amazing promotional stills from Imogen’s workout DVD. I guess if you want to have a body like Imogen, you’ll buy her DVD. Or, if you just want to ogle her body, which is why I own three copies. Enjoy.
It’s been a scandal-filled 2011 for glamour model and bazooka busty TV personality, Imogen Thomas, even since being linked to cheating-parts football star, Ryan Giggs (the British left winger who it seems was not only boning Imogen on the side, but also his sister-in-law, goal!). But through the sordid scandal and the media craze, Imogen Thomas has come through with a delicious pair of hooties and a bikini body just rife for the 2012 calendar season. This first look at Imogen’s next year bikini pictorial gives you some evidence as to why a man would risk bumping uglies outside his marriage even at the peril of being put in the doghouse by his wife, and other mistresses and such. Enjoy.
Imogen Thomas busty bikini body. (TheSuperficial)
Kate Winslet gets leggy in Venice. (HuffPo)
That sex tape keeps coming back to bite Kim Kardashian in the asstastic. (FoxNews)
Lindsay Lohan gets herself some new ink. (TMZ)
Pippa Middleton royal bum in some tight jeans. (DrunkenStepfather)
Ashley Benson and her secret girl language. (CollegeHumor)
Ashley Tisdale doing some cheerleader cosplay. (Popoholic)
Former Big Brother contestant and current glamour model caught up in controversy, Imogen Thomas jetted down to Spain for her 2012 Calendar photoshoot and, well, I think it’s obvious why so many men, even the married ones like U.K. football star, Ryan Giggs, are willing to go to great lengths to firmly pound the dough of this luscious woman. When calendar production season meets up with bikini season meets up with ridiculously sexy and boobtastic celebrities such as Imogen Thomas, well, this truly is the most wonderful time of the year. Enjoy.