Bootcamp is the popular term where hot celebrities go to get their rumps in shape at the hands of a ‘drill sergeant’, though invariably one that looks less like R. Lee Ermey and more like the hottie who happens to be barking exercise orders at Big Brother celeb hottie Imogen Thomas as she works her body back into mistress shape along the shores of Spain.
And why work so hard to get your body into super shape if you’re Imogen Thomas? Well, in addition to the opportunity to land another premiere league football star for extra-marital boot-knocking, well of course because you’re about to do another super sweet sextastic pictorial for our friends at Nuts where you’re baring almost all of your goods. Enjoy.
We’ve made it to Friday, but nobody makes it anywhere in life alone. It takes a village, not to raise a child necessarily, but to assemble the morass of asstastic and boobtastic we call our communal Reader Finds each week; no one man could assemble such celebrity flesh. So, once more, I come bearing wreaths of thanks to those of our readers who moonlight form their daily toils to provide Egotastic! with their particular discoveries of the sextastic kind.
This weeks Reader Finds includes a wicked pic of Katy Cocktease teasing, well, you know what, Rachel Nichols in purported rare nekkid photos, Britty gossiped about girl Imogen Thomas quite topless, the wonderful uncovered Floppy Tesouro unbound from clothing, soapy star Helen Flanagan flashing monster cleavage, India Reynolds busting through paper to strip, Krysten Ritter in one sexy pictorial, Phoebe Tonkin in bra and panties glory on the tube, Serinda Swan with just her guitar, Holly Peers flashing her peerless twins, and Natasha McElhone getting about as sexy as she gets on camera, which is nice.
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After doing a bunch of these weekly Twitpic roundups now, we’re starting to get a feel for who the sextastic celebrities are who just can’t get enough of being photographed, so they take photos of themselves. Kim Kardashian is obvious. If a camera doesn’t film her for more than an hour she starts to get nervous and starts posing for her own cell phone cam in the mirror. Her half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner now in that same category. Coco, natch. Adrianne Curry, double natch. But also some unexpected surprises.
Check out this week’s sextastic twitpic roundup and see who’s pimping their own bad-selves on camera.
Imogen Thomas seems like the perfect mistress. For one, this British glamour model is just all kinds of super sextastic (just check out her latest covered topless spread in Nuts). For two, she’s pretty damn experienced in the position, or, positions, as it were.
Now, I’ve never really kept a mistress before, unless you count the change girl at the video arcade who I once paid three dollars to to watch my fanny-pack while I used the boys restroom. And I’m not sure that counts. But I am more than ready to step up to the big leagues of premiere league soccer players and the like who have scored on the sidelines of Imgoen’s playing fields.
Wait, are super hot mistresses expensive? Alas.
This week’s Reader Finds is dedicated to sadness turned to gladness, that feeling you get when you’re overwhelmed by events, only to realize those events are mostly the world’s best blogsite readers delivering truckloads of the most amazing bits of found hotness anywhere in the celebrity world. Yes, you do make me teary.
Today’s Reader Finds includes a bare-ass biker shot from Scout Willis, Lady Gaga nipple slips, Lindsay Lohan camel toe, Adriana Lima lady nest, Kristen Bell cuteness, Rhian Sugden toplessness, Imogen Thomas, Vida Guerra, and Kelly Kelly bikini madness, Kate Beckinsale hotness, and Michelle Marsh and Anna Taverner nekkid on the beach.
Quite a pull today, as it were.
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We’ve reached the end of the week, we made it, we survived, and my personal treat, other than paying my overdue rent money so I can get back into my castle, is to sift through the steaming pile of awesome you readers leave us each and every week like a deuce made of gold. It’s always random, and always much appreciated.
This weeks Reader Finds includes Claudia Schiffer hot enough to make you wonder why her husband knocked up January Jones behind her back, Ali Larter topless, we think, Jacinta Rokich who we just met this past week, but now nekkid, the ever bouncy fun Imogen Thomas flashing her panties, Molly Ephraim, a true newcomer to these parts, Olivia Wilde looking sassy and asstastic, Selena Gomez never ever disappointing, in fact, she’s in here twice, and Shannan Click, model extraordinaire, flashing some serious skin.
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