Holly Peers

Holly Peers Challenges Katia Ivanova In Our Page 3 Battle of the Summer Melons

 

Oh, happy days when we get go beyond the mere spectacle of a hot topless glamour models, and move to the sextastic Thunderdome, pitting chest vs. chest, funbag e funbag, superior queen steamers against one another in our weekly Page 3 battle of who has the hotter looking chest. It's a prurient job, but somebody's got to do it.

This week's battle of the boobtastic fantastic pits our be-lusted Holly Peers against relative newcomer and former Ron Woods girlfriend, Katia Ivanova, who brings her blond locks and frockless hot body into the no-sided octagon against the veteran brunette. But who's chest reigns supreme this week?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Holly Peers vs. Katia Ivanova

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Holly Peers Topless Pics Take You Behind the Scenes of Her Popsicle Shoot (VIDEO)

 

We are really getting into summer here. And by that I don't mean any of us pale, lazy, beer-drinking mofos are actually doing anything in the great outdoors or engaging ourselves in the sunlight in any manner, but we are having fun watching tons o' sextastic celebrities taking on summer time pursuits.

Especially glamorous gloried globed young ladies like Holly Peers, whose popsicle shots from the other day inspired us to dream about colorful rocket and missile explosions in her oral cavity, made even worse now by seeing Holly work that popsicle in real life video motion in this behind the scenes look at her recent Nuts pictorial. Enjoy.

Holly Peers Topless Ice Cream Licking Pics for Summer Holiday Ta-Ta-Tuesday Send-Off

 

Booze and gunpowder are on the menu for tomorrow, so, for some of you intoxicated explosives experts, this will be your last Ta-Ta-Tuesday spend with us, so let's go out with a bang, a double bang, and an ice-cream licking bit of summer goodness courtesy of Holly Peers and her latest and greatest Nuts pictorial.

Try to think of Holly's wonderfully delicious funbags before you firework yourself into the next world. Be safe. Well, not safe enough that you don't have a wicked good time, but safe enough that you can still count to ten efficiently the next morning, or eleven if you're reading Egotastic! tomorrow. Enjoy.

Staci Noblett Pits Her Niblets Up Against Holly Peers Puppies in Our Thursday Page 3 Battle

 

Today's Page 3 battle of the chest bulges is dedicated to Michael Sokoiski, the inventor of the Scantron answer sheet, who passed away today at the age of 85. Were it not for Michael helping to create standardized aptitude tests, I might have fooled some colleges into accepting me, gotten a legit degree, a real job, and never have found my place in this world sharing hot sweet funbags with a must-deserving audience. That would've been sad, though I do think I would've made a killer accountant, special-ed math aptitude aside.

On to the matchup... Staci Noblett, our fair haired damsel whose hot body puts us in distress versus veteran brunette hottie Holly Peers, who has never ever underwhelmed us in the 'dayum, she's wicked hot' department. Two gorgeous young ladies going ta-to-ta for your spectating pleasure, but whose chest dominates the competition?

Whose Perty Pies Take The Cake This Week?

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India Reynold and Holly Peers Go Melon to Melon in Our Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Bare Boobtastic

 

Did you happen to know that we here at Egotastic! are obsessed with the sight of sweetly-ripened, full and harmonious, dangling, jiggling, and otherwise wiggling funbags? Well, now you know our true hearts.

The chance to pit these wonderments of nature, and their sextastic owners, ta-to-ta each week in a battle of chest puppy supremacy, well, it's nothing more than an honor and a hobby that we proudly list on our resumes right next to spelunking.

This week's spectacle of the chesticles features two veteran favorites, India Reynolds, gorgeous, hot, bosom-babe, against Holly Peers, who in a thousand topless photos, has never ever disappointed. Two girls, four orbs, one big smile. Enjoy.

Who Takes The Chest Cake This Week?

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Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Outtakes Take the Cake in the Boobtastic Department

 

Blessed midday hump of a week when that hump contains the luscious lady bumps of girls as hot as Rosie Jones and Holly Peers, who delighted us with their pressed-ta's a plenty in their April Nuts photoshoot, and, now, the inevitable icing on the cake -- the outtakes. And ain't they a dandy?

How any man could view the delicious DD treats of these two amazing young women topless in little bits of lingerie and not firmly believe that funbags can, in fact, save this world from the ills of violence and aggression, well, that's behind me. This globe needs one amazing virtual suckle from the soothing hot teats of Rosie and Holly to take a collective chill pill and settle down into a blissful nap of sextastic female dreams.

Am I overstating the power of the flesh puppies to heal all that troubles? I am not. Enjoy.

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