Wow, this must be what those parents who have kids playing on opposing pro sports teams feel in those games where their offspring go head to head. Who to root for? You’re going to have to turn your back on one of your favorites at some point, watch them lower the head into their hands, and still all the while take joy in the triumph of your winning progeny. Precisely why I intend to have athletically untalented children. I couldn’t bear it.
But equally hard for me is a Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic between two of my absolutely all-time darlings. The alt-brunette supreme queen Mellisa Clarke, and Holly Peers, whose amazing funbags I feel like I’ve imagined fondling since before my balls dropped. I can not make a choice. And, luckily, I don’t have to. That burden falls on you. So, as difficult as it is, I ask you, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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A bit of a stretch, but the birthday suit does remain our forever favorite wardrobe choice for ridiculously hot women like Holly Peers. However, given that a little lingerie adds some spice to life, and given that Holly Peers we do know will certainly be removing most of that lingerie, I suppose we can allow for some fun time silky naughty fashion shows. In this case, Holly’s modeling for Pabo lingerie, purveyor’s of adult fun time little bits of clothing.
And Holly wears them well. Or unwears them. I don’t know, my brain gets kind of scrambled when I stare too long at her faptastic funbags, which I do every time. It’s like when people tell you not to look directly at the sun during an eclipse, but you do, and then your eyes melt. Though that never happens. Though I am pretty sure that Holly’s amazing body is permanently etched upon my retinal cones at this point so I can see her even with my eyes closed. It’s kind of nice really. Enjoy.
Yes, Holly Peers was born beautiful, eventually to have a killer body hard to match by any other members of her species on this planet. But she also has skills. Like knowing how to strip. It’s an art form. It truly is. At least from a woman as ridiculously hot as Holly Peers. I once saw my elederly neighbor lady stripping out of her clothes in the apartment building laundry room and I can tell you that was not so much in the realm of art.
But Holly has it going on (and on). That body of hers makes me wish I hadn’t quit ballroom dancing after 1/2 lesson form my Groupon deal. I think Holly could have been impressed by my classic dance floor steps. I have to think of some angle until the day it can be the old tried and true ‘I have money’. Enjoy.
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Someday I’d like to have a party where the guest list was me, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds. And, no, you can’t come. Or any of my friends. Not even more female friends if I had any. Just the four of us, What’s that, Rosie Jones? A game of nekkid Twister? Why yes, that would be delightful. India, right hand to yellow. Holly, left foot to green. Yes, that is a green circle. No, that’s not my thumb. Oh, the fun we would have as we all tumbled together into a mass of bare flesh and Made-in-China vinyl game board.
Sadly, I was not invited to the party the three girls had with Nuts magazine and their photoshoot this past month, but we all do get to see the outtakes. Glorious glorious outtakes. Three wicked hot Britty babes with bodies that seems fashioned by the gods. All topless and twisty and… oh, no, left hand to… well, nevermind. Enjoy.
You can take your grey and white smoke signals all you want. Here at Egotastic!, when it’s time to elect a new queen of the chest puppies, we put our two top contenders of the week into the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta’s and let them duke it out for queen of the flesh hills. This is how grown men decide important matters.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features Page 3 hotness from blonde delight Sam Cooke and her opponent, the ever-ready and ever-wood inducing Holly Peers. Two supremely fine women blessed with amazing chest puppies. You’d dream of taking both home to meet your mother, but there can only be one. So, you must decide, whose early spring melons reign supreme?
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Damn, just the word outtakes can send the blood rushing from my 109 IQ brain straight toward the brain truly in charge with thoughts and visions of images too racy, too naughty, or just plain too too much for proper publication. And, that blood diversion truly feels justified after seeing favorites Rosie Jones and Holly Peers in topless and teasing fun-time girls-together images from their recent shoot for FRONT magazine.
Oh, man, talk about igniting the fantasy of two boobtastic babes frolicking in little to no clothes about the flat, as I imagine all female roommates do in their own apartments when men aren’t looking. I mean, I only imagine the hot girls doing this, though I do suppose my BBW neighbors down the hall do the same, I prefer to think of Rosie and Holly. But to each their own. Today is a happy day. Enjoy.
If there’s anything hotter than seeing two of your most lust-inducing glamour models taking off their tops for pure visual wonderment, it’s seeing those same two sextastic goddesses taking off their tops for a contest of chest puppy glory.
In one corner, we have young Rosie Jones, a girl we’ve been following with our tongues hanging out pretty much since the day she graduated high school (and if it was before then, I’m not admitting it). Rosie’s perfectly plump funbags have sent many a man to bed with happy thoughts, only to wake up with the unhappy task of having to change the sheets. And in the opposing corner, Holly Peers, a woman whose peerless pillows have often being compared to heaven on earth, well, at least by me. A true titanic Battle of the Boobtastic for your review and judgement.
Two sweetly perfect ladies with four naughty perfect pears. But who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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