What can you say about a calendar that features the likes of Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, Sophie Howard, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Hall in and out of various bikini and low cut outfits, flashing their bare funbags for the love of all things 2014? Well, you can say, come on January 1, I know it’s only August, but you can’t get here soon enough.
We love us some wicked hot boobtastic Britty glamour models. When you start getting them together, in and out of pools and fun cosplay costumes, in and out of their clothes, our love turns to full on lust and a desire to start buying things. Starting with the 2014 Hot Shots calendar when that must-be-amazing eye popper comes to market. Selling to us is ever so simple. Enjoy.
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Nothing, absolutely nothing, says summer like hot girls at the beach in bikinis. Well, for Egotastic! summer, you definitely have to include the key element of those bikinis coming off. As my non-blinking eyes do feast just so upon the hotness likes of Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Holly Peers, and Nicole Neal frolicking along the beach in such a frenzied state, they barely notice their bikini tops coming off in this Nuts magazine photo shoot.
But I’m noticing. And reminding myself that something amazing always happens every time you visit the beach in the summer. Somebody’s showing something that is making you feel something special. In the case of Rosie, Holly, Lacey, and Nicole, they are showing something beyond special. Four ridiculously hot bodies getting topless in the sand. Hallelujah to summer. May you never end. Enjoy.
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I know I get accused of being in lust with too many women. As if that was actually (a) possible, or (b) wrong. Either way, guilty as charged. And when it comes to birthdays, I spy an incredibly convenient way to share my love of all things, in this case, Holly Peers, with the rest of the converted and yet to be converted Holly Peers aficionados.
Holly Peers is a woman who has delighted on so many occasions within these humble pages with her not so humble heaping chestful of goodies. A woman who gives of herself daily so that you may delight often in her faptastical treats. On her birthday, does not such a saintly woman deserve a little loving shoutout? She does. We did. Happy Birthday, Holly.
Holy, stars and stripes, Holly Peers. This has been the greatest Independence Day extended holiday ever really now officially that Holly Peers and her magnificent mammaries have entered the red, white, and revealing game from across the pond no less where once there were tyrants, now only epic ta-ta’s.
You know how people sometimes say they saw something at it took their breath away. Literally, I had to gasp as I gazed upon the glorious Holly Peers and this peephole eyed view of her tremendously inspiring puppies. If Holly’s funbags where planets, my life would be consumed with building a rocket ship capable of landing on her surface. I would not worry about a return journey. Ever. Enjoy.
Independence was not won by the mere desire of a people to be free, it was a hard fought victory wrenched from the bloody grasp of tyrants. None of which really has all that much to do with two extremely hot women with major league funbags dueling each other for boobtastic supremacy. I mean, I guess the conflict part. But we always promote skin over violence here at Egotastic! The sins of the flesh ought to be enough thrill for any man.
Today’s Battle of the Boobtastic features the veteran Page 3 melon-baller Holly Peers, pitting her famous chestal region goodies up against minxy blonde hottie, Nicole Neal. While I’d climb any mountain and cross any sea just for the chance to smell either woman’s used linens (sometimes, honesty is not pretty), only one may be victorious in today’s competition. The burden is upon you, our faithful readers. Who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
Something we don’t see very often. Holly Peers with her clothes on. And might I say, she is one fine looking woman.
As a rule, we don’t just feature glamour models because of their amazing racks and heavenly bodies. Certainly, that is a significant factor. But we love beautiful women. And, on occasion, we must suffer the times these beautiful women are not nekkid.
Such as Holly Peers in this shoot for Pabo Swimwear. Sleek, sextastic, and cleavy, but without our usual epic reveal. And I still want to nuzzle Holly as an infant nuzzles its mother. Perhaps I’m growing. Enjoy.
Wow, this must be what those parents who have kids playing on opposing pro sports teams feel in those games where their offspring go head to head. Who to root for? You’re going to have to turn your back on one of your favorites at some point, watch them lower the head into their hands, and still all the while take joy in the triumph of your winning progeny. Precisely why I intend to have athletically untalented children. I couldn’t bear it.
But equally hard for me is a Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic between two of my absolutely all-time darlings. The alt-brunette supreme queen Mellisa Clarke, and Holly Peers, whose amazing funbags I feel like I’ve imagined fondling since before my balls dropped. I can not make a choice. And, luckily, I don’t have to. That burden falls on you. So, as difficult as it is, I ask you, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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