It’s hard to imagine anything more sextastic than my belusted glamourous models Rosie Jones and Holly Peers hanging out at home in their cocktail dresses, and oh so much less, having a couple drinks, and stripping playfully topless in this Nuts magazine pictorial. I am of course open to suggestions on that front, but, for now, let’s call this the top of my fantasy-provoking list.
As hot as each of these young ladies are, there’s something so very extra Sapphic and special when they couple up for an evening of half-nekkid playtime in their flat. The whole is most definitely greater than the sum of their mouth-watering parts. What happened after the lights went out is anybody’s guess, though I have written my top 50 guesses down in detail here on a piece of paper with sketched pictures of how I believe it went down. So damn hot. Enjoy.
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I don’t like to play favorites. I will equally aggressively beg and suck up to any hot woman I can find, without distinction for name or class or background, or even chest size for that matter. Large and super large both work fine for me. So I tell you quite earnestly that when we pit the gloriously hot Sam Cooke against veteran divine Holly Peers, in a funbag to funbag contest of goodness, I really have am happy for whomever you decide deserves to take home the $1 million Battle of the Boobtastic prize each week (minus, naturally, a $1 million service fee from Egotastic, we’re still cheaper than Ticketmaster).
So, please, decide away to the most honest of your inner yearnings. Make not points for anything other than your earnest evaluation of the perty plush pears on the frontside of these two luscious ladies. Among these two fine female forms, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I had a longer titled envisioned, but this just about says it all. Holly Peers is one of the reasons I get up each day, along with my NFL licensed football alarm clock and my emotionally-retarded dog Mr. Fiddles who wets himself in my bed when he’s having a bad morning. But I’d trade in that alarm clock, and even Mr. Fiddles, for a few moments of glorious hanging out time with Holly stripping out of her white lingerie. Just so ridiculously hot, I feel the need to sing or dance or, you know, sing and dance with the door locked and the lights turned way down.
Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Holly Peers exemplifies the need for little staging or artiness or even clothing in revealing the fine female form of one stellar looking lady. Just a smile and those faptastic funbags are more than enough to send me to heaven. Outstanding, Holly. Bless you. Enjoy.
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Make love, not war. God that expression sounds so good when coming from wicked hot topless girls. Really, there’s no refuting the sentiment in that situation. As we here at Egotastic! believe that most hostility in this would could be averted if every man had a fabulous pair of funbags in his hearth and home to plowshare each evening (and mornings in the shower), our consecrated battles between the chests of two fine ladies should be seen as more an act of peace, than that of conflict. And, boy, just check out this week’s pieces.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features the lust-inspiring Nicole Neal and her blonde highlight delights pitted against veteran hottie Holly Peers and her perfect plumpers. Personally, I can’t picture myself telling either of these girls that their glorious chests didn’t match up to the competition today, which is why I hand over this awesome responsibility to you the readers. Who’s got the melons with the sweetest seeds? Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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But losing your mind will never feel so good. Trust me. Give in. It’s Holly Peers looking crazy hot and topless in the VIP edition of Nuts magazine and flashing her ridiculously hot body. It’s not just a body, it’s a heavenly figure descended from the Awesome Factory designed specifically to make everybody who beholds it feel much better about humanity.
On Thursdays, like, oh, other days of the week, we like to celebrate, honor, and lay down our swords before some of the finest women in the world exhibiting the most stellar bodies in the world. What else would you possibly celebrate as a man (or Sapphic leaning woman)? I can’t think of a thing. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure what paradise looks like exactly, but if I don’t find Holly Peers nekkid save for some pretty white panties when I get there, I’m asking for my money back. She’s really and simply hard to beat for sure innocence gone naughty perfection in the fine female form department. So thought our friends at Nuts who published these stunning photos of the Britty marvel in their VIP edition.
Each Monday we like to kick the week off with some fully-loaded and fully-flavorful funbags to remind us why we all gather here daily. I mean, in addition to wasting time at work or school or the honor ranch where you are serving out your lewd behavior sentence. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure what you get somebody for their 500th anniversary, but in the case of the 500th edition of Nuts magazine, I suppose you send bronzed boobs or something contextually relevant. I know dinnerware won’t do them much good.
To celebrate the 500th printed edition of the magazine, the lads across the pond brought together just about every heavy-boobweight in their arsenal for a celebratory photoshoot. Kind of encapsulating what is good and decent and round about curvaceous young British women with their coquettish smiles and flowing hair and flouncing funbags. Just one super groovy visual party, to say the least. Happy Anniversary!