Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don’t think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can’t even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.
This week’s contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It’s a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you’ll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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This is like watching your two best friends fight. If your two best friends happen to be wicked hottie bodacious funbagged glamour models. In which case, you’re a pretty lucky man. But who to root for is the question. Mellisa Clarke, the crazy alluring alt-brunette hottie with the yams of a goddess? Or Holly Peers who has literally restarted my heart with her heaving bosom on more than one occasion?
With the privilege of choices comes the responsibility of difficult decisions. As you must today in the Battle of the Boobtastic, choose between the chesty goodness of two completely deserving women. Between these two ladies of the deep blue allure, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we’ve all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother’s basement rec room. Holly Peers’ flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey’s sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.
But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been…
Oh, Holly Peers has added a hint of blonde. Yes, I’m looking at her hair. I’m not one of those guys who just zeros right in on… oh, my, those melons! Holly Peers really has some of the finest funbags in this corner of the Milky Way galaxy. Her big beautiful boobtastic has been coaxing boys into adulthood for several years now, without ever disappointing. If you know anything about Holly’s work, you know that simple bra is not going to contain her burgeoning goodness.
Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Holly shows entirely how simple is to make a million men super happy. First, start with Holly Peer’s faptastic female form. Second, start removing clothes. It’s not an entirely complicated formula, but it is well-proven to work. Enjoy.
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That blessedly hot photoshoot from our friends at Nuts magazine featuring belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Holly Peers getting fun and kitty playtime in their apartment just keeps on giving, with extended outtakes taking us on an even deeper dive into the gloriously hot globes of these two young delectables.
The idea of two half-nekkid sextastic brunettes heading upstairs in their flat to finish off the stripping business would be too much to handle if it weren’t for the fact that that it’s just so amazing to handle. This Sapphic leaning menage-a-ta-ta’s is just what the doctor ordered for a Monday morning. Literally, funbags are the new healthy diet and exercise. Take two and don’t call me in the morning. Enjoy.
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Let’s be honest, the Winter Olympics are pretty damn boring. Not that I don’t admire the technical achievement of many of the snowy winter sports. They all look really hard and I can’t do any of them, save for the luge where, you know, I did silver in Nagano. Still, time trials and watching sturdy Europeans on skis and skates could be vastly improved with the edition of ridiculously hot women with their tops off. What situation can’t be made better with a little visual love like that?
To celebrate the Sochi games, our friends at Nuts magazine got the ridiculously genetically blessed Holly Peers and her snowboard to step forward and reveal her faptastic funbags, in what certainly would be the best Winter Olympic sport ever — Topless SnowChestPuppyCross. Maybe in four years in Pyeongchang. Yes, I did copy and paste that. Huzzah!
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I’m not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I’m quite certain that’s better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.
The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that’s a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.