Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we’ve all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother’s basement rec room. Holly Peers’ flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey’s sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.
But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been…
Oh, Holly Peers has added a hint of blonde. Yes, I’m looking at her hair. I’m not one of those guys who just zeros right in on… oh, my, those melons! Holly Peers really has some of the finest funbags in this corner of the Milky Way galaxy. Her big beautiful boobtastic has been coaxing boys into adulthood for several years now, without ever disappointing. If you know anything about Holly’s work, you know that simple bra is not going to contain her burgeoning goodness.
Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Holly shows entirely how simple is to make a million men super happy. First, start with Holly Peer’s faptastic female form. Second, start removing clothes. It’s not an entirely complicated formula, but it is well-proven to work. Enjoy.
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That blessedly hot photoshoot from our friends at Nuts magazine featuring belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Holly Peers getting fun and kitty playtime in their apartment just keeps on giving, with extended outtakes taking us on an even deeper dive into the gloriously hot globes of these two young delectables.
The idea of two half-nekkid sextastic brunettes heading upstairs in their flat to finish off the stripping business would be too much to handle if it weren’t for the fact that that it’s just so amazing to handle. This Sapphic leaning menage-a-ta-ta’s is just what the doctor ordered for a Monday morning. Literally, funbags are the new healthy diet and exercise. Take two and don’t call me in the morning. Enjoy.
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Let’s be honest, the Winter Olympics are pretty damn boring. Not that I don’t admire the technical achievement of many of the snowy winter sports. They all look really hard and I can’t do any of them, save for the luge where, you know, I did silver in Nagano. Still, time trials and watching sturdy Europeans on skis and skates could be vastly improved with the edition of ridiculously hot women with their tops off. What situation can’t be made better with a little visual love like that?
To celebrate the Sochi games, our friends at Nuts magazine got the ridiculously genetically blessed Holly Peers and her snowboard to step forward and reveal her faptastic funbags, in what certainly would be the best Winter Olympic sport ever — Topless SnowChestPuppyCross. Maybe in four years in Pyeongchang. Yes, I did copy and paste that. Huzzah!
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I’m not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I’m quite certain that’s better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.
The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that’s a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.
It’s hard to imagine anything more sextastic than my belusted glamourous models Rosie Jones and Holly Peers hanging out at home in their cocktail dresses, and oh so much less, having a couple drinks, and stripping playfully topless in this Nuts magazine pictorial. I am of course open to suggestions on that front, but, for now, let’s call this the top of my fantasy-provoking list.
As hot as each of these young ladies are, there’s something so very extra Sapphic and special when they couple up for an evening of half-nekkid playtime in their flat. The whole is most definitely greater than the sum of their mouth-watering parts. What happened after the lights went out is anybody’s guess, though I have written my top 50 guesses down in detail here on a piece of paper with sketched pictures of how I believe it went down. So damn hot. Enjoy.
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I don’t like to play favorites. I will equally aggressively beg and suck up to any hot woman I can find, without distinction for name or class or background, or even chest size for that matter. Large and super large both work fine for me. So I tell you quite earnestly that when we pit the gloriously hot Sam Cooke against veteran divine Holly Peers, in a funbag to funbag contest of goodness, I really have am happy for whomever you decide deserves to take home the $1 million Battle of the Boobtastic prize each week (minus, naturally, a $1 million service fee from Egotastic, we’re still cheaper than Ticketmaster).
So, please, decide away to the most honest of your inner yearnings. Make not points for anything other than your earnest evaluation of the perty plush pears on the frontside of these two luscious ladies. Among these two fine female forms, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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