It would have sounded better if the title of this post was actually Helena Christensen Nude for Nike, but she actually got naked for a Reebok ad, so no alliteration today. Still, it completely doesn't matter what company is paying Helena Christensen to get naked, as long as she's getting naked. I assume the message here is that if you buy Reebok shoes, you'll look as hot as a naked Supermodel. Either that or you'll run faster if you're naked. I prefer the latter.
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Helena Christensen Bazaarly Hot in Russia
I hold a place in my heart filled with lust even for former Victoria's Secret Angels, veteran sextastic now in their 40's who continue to be leer-worthy. These Helena Christensen pictures from Harper's Bazaar Russia are odd, but oddly hot. I don't usually get Euro-artsy-stylings, oh, how I eschew them (I think that's the right word), but when they come on the foundation of a former Miss Denmark, well, I at least must open my mind to the ogle worthy possibilities. Yes, yes, there's some kind of cougar-fetish-connection here, are you feeling it too? Enjoy.