It would have sounded better if the title of this post was actually Helena Christensen Nude for Nike, but she actually got naked for a Reebok ad, so no alliteration today. Still, it completely doesn't matter what company is paying Helena Christensen to get naked, as long as she's getting naked. I assume the message here is that if you buy Reebok shoes, you'll look as hot as a naked Supermodel. Either that or you'll run faster if you're naked. I prefer the latter.
Forget all your Victoria's Secret models, and Sports Illustrated swimsuit babes, the real Supermodels have been, and always will be those gorgeous women of the 1990s who coined the term. And now, proving that they've still got what it takes (after a healthy dose of Photoshop) are Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen nude in the Winter 2010 issue of i-D magazine. Only Helena Christensen goes the full monty here, but it's still a really hot shoot. I'd take Claudia Schiffer over Marisa Miller any day of the week. But I'd prefer to have Claudia Schiffer on top of Marisa Miller, if you know what I mean.
In case you needed an more proof, these Helena Christensen nude pictures, taken at age 41, prove conclusively that once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel. The model-turned-photographer stepped back in front of the lens once more for photographer Solve Sundsbo in the fall issue of Man About Town magazine. It kind of makes you wonder why Helena would pose nude again, but it's probably as simple as telling the world: "Yeah, I'm still that hot."
These Helena Christensen bikini pictures were taken on her vacation in France where she's hanging out with Bono and his wife Ali (in the white bikini). Bono isn't actually in these pictures, but I thought I'd mention it, since I used to be the biggest U2 fan. I still like them, but their last few albums kinda sucked. They're still great live, though, and you should definitely check out their 3D concert on IMAX. It's really cool. A lot better than these Helena Christensen bikini pictures, actually.
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Once upon a time, Helena Christensen was the object of every man's desire. Those days were the 90s. Nowadays, the Dutch Danish (sorry, good people of Denmark) Supermodel is older, but still rockin' the hot bod that made her famous, as these Helena Christensen topless bikini pictures, taken in Miami with her boyfriend, Interpol singer Paul Banks, will attest.
Oh yeah, I almost forget, Helena Christensen is topless. And she still has a great ass. Of course, these pictures would be a lot sexier if Helena didn't have so much damn sun tan lotion smeared all over her face.
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Helena Christensen Bazaarly Hot in Russia
I hold a place in my heart filled with lust even for former Victoria's Secret Angels, veteran sextastic now in their 40's who continue to be leer-worthy. These Helena Christensen pictures from Harper's Bazaar Russia are odd, but oddly hot. I don't usually get Euro-artsy-stylings, oh, how I eschew them (I think that's the right word), but when they come on the foundation of a former Miss Denmark, well, I at least must open my mind to the ogle worthy possibilities. Yes, yes, there's some kind of cougar-fetish-connection here, are you feeling it too? Enjoy.