Futureclaw was my superhero name when I was in first grade and me and my buddies all decided to form our own Superfriends powerhouse. I had a trowel sticking out of my sleeve where my hand should’ve been and I could turn invisible at-will. I never really thought through the logic of being able to turn invisible save for this metal trowel sticking out of my arm. That might give the bad guys an easy eye to spot me. I suppose this is why Futureclaw always died in our first episodes.
But, current Futureclaw, as in the magazine, has far more super powers than I could have ever imagined, like getting the original Danish Delight, Helena Christensen, topless in a pictorial in their current edition. One of the original supermodels, Helena really has not lost a step in the sextastic department, still showing off all the skills that made her one of the top models in the world for so many years. Plus, her sweet melons. Now that really is super. Enjoy.
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I hold a place in my heart filled with lust even for former Victoria’s Secret Angels, veteran sextastic now in their 40’s who continue to be leer-worthy. These Helena Christensen pictures from Harper’s Bazaar Russia are odd, but oddly hot. I don’t usually get Euro-artsy-stylings, oh, how I eschew them (I think that’s the right word), but when they come on the foundation of a former Miss Denmark, well, I at least must open my mind to the ogle worthy possibilities. Yes, yes, there’s some kind of cougar-fetish-connection here, are you feeling it too? Enjoy.
It would have sounded better if the title of this post was actually Helena Christensen Nude for Nike, but she actually got naked for a Reebok ad, so no alliteration today. Still, it completely doesn’t matter what company is paying Helena Christensen to get naked, as long as she’s getting naked. I assume the message here is that if you buy Reebok shoes, you’ll look as hot as a naked Supermodel. Either that or you’ll run faster if you’re naked. I prefer the latter.
Forget all your Victoria’s Secret models, and Sports Illustrated swimsuit babes, the real Supermodels have been, and always will be those gorgeous women of the 1990s who coined the term. And now, proving that they’ve still got what it takes (after a healthy dose of Photoshop) are Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen nude in the Winter 2010 issue of i-D magazine. Only Helena Christensen goes the full monty here, but it’s still a really hot shoot. I’d take Claudia Schiffer over Marisa Miller any day of the week. But I’d prefer to have Claudia Schiffer on top of Marisa Miller, if you know what I mean.
In case you needed an more proof, these Helena Christensen nude pictures, taken at age 41, prove conclusively that once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel. The model-turned-photographer stepped back in front of the lens once more for photographer Solve Sundsbo in the fall issue of Man About Town magazine. It kind of makes you wonder why Helena would pose nude again, but it’s probably as simple as telling the world: “Yeah, I’m still that hot.”