Heidi Klum

READER FINDS: Lake Bell Classic Sideboob, Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing, Miranda Kerr Pre-Baby Puppies, Aly Michalka Super Sexy, and Marisa Miller Roundballs

By Jon | August 5, 2011 @ 11:55 am

I love our readers like a Mama Bear loves her Cubs. Or maybe that's a Mama Spider, which one eats her offspring again? You guys and gals find the most amazingly celebrity faptastic material in the digisphere, with the courtesy, nay, the desire, to share with your fellow Egotastic! readers. It's truly a special little den of oglers we have here.

This week's Reader Finds includes a classic shot of Lake Bell fleshy mounds, an impossible to date set of Heidi Klum topless sunbathing pictures, a flashback to a pre-Orland Miranda Kerr doing some seaside flashing, Aly Michalka just looking super hot, and some Marisa Miller shots from a ways back showing off her finer top-level assets. It's all delicious wonderment.

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Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Highlight One Damn Fine MILF

By Jon | August 2, 2011 @ 9:36 am

Heidi Klum in a Bikini in the Mediterranean

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I can tell today is going to be MILFtastic when it starts early with bikini pictures of Heidi Klum, with whom I share a unfortunately one-way road of lust, passion, and lots of fetishy things involving high-thread count fabrics. Oh, to have this veteran hottie statuesque German woman applying her ridiculously stylish heels to my very bad boy departments. But, I digress, for today, it's a celebration of one hot mom, one little bikini, and several amazing views of this 38-year old head of household. As always, I'm in desperate need of a yacht. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Without Makeup… Yep, Still Hot

By Bill Swift | July 22, 2011 @ 1:40 pm

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I tell you this little secret -- not everybody in Hollywood looks so amazing without all the glitz and glamour and styling and makeup and proper lighting. But Heidi Klum does. They don't just pass out the worldclass supermodel title for nothing. She can roll out of bed (preferably, you know, mine), slap on some short shorts (or, better, slap them off), and look like a bazillion bucks. Oh, maybe not as uber-hot as post-hours of prep for her shows and appearances, but, definitely a very striking hottie and all-around MILFtastic creature. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum and Brooklyn Decker Jogging? Stop the Insanity!

By Jon | July 12, 2011 @ 9:03 am

Heidi Klum and Brooklyn Decker Go Jogging

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Heidi Klum has some deal with media monster AOL where she gets to go jogging every morning with another sexy hot model chick. All I ever got from AOL was five additional cycles of billing after I tried to cancel my account. Life sometimes seems to favor super hot women.

This morning's workout partner for Heidi Klum? Oh, just world-class hottie and sextastic boobtastic Brooklyn Decker. I just can't help but feel that whoever came up with this idea has been reading the dream journal I keep on my nightstand. We won't know for sure until the post-jogging shower time. If Heidi drops the soap and Brooklyn goes for it -- yep, they're plagiarizing my journal. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr Go Jogging; I Lose Ten Pounds of Sweat

By Jon | July 11, 2011 @ 8:11 am

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Holy exercising dual hotness!

Just a couple supermodel MILFs jogging around The Big Apple. That would be the apple of temptation, very big in this case, because Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr in spandex getting all hot and worked up and sweaty? Peel me off a slice, please. While Heidi Klum looked ridiculously hot, natch, Miranda Kerr perhaps stole the epic-label from her mentor with a low cut tank top that highlighted her power-mom new mammaries in full bouncy display. Oh, to be reincarnated as a supermodels sports bra. It is the dream. Enjoy.