Egotastic
Amid the botox and Guinness Record levels of makeup on display at last night's celebration of prime time television, amid the pressure of 40 and 50-something women trying to pass for 30, and amid all the sort of thespianics on most definitely awful television programs, there was celebrity sextastic on display at last night's Emmy Awards. Now, for some reason, long, covering dresses seemed to be in vogue last night on the red carpet, I'm not sure if this is because the vast majority of designers don't get a reflexive tingle in their jingles every time they see a little hot actress skin like most of us do, or if it's just some fashion trend that I would never in a million years care to understand, but there was not much in the way of cleavage or sexy leg on the catwalk.
Nevertheless, sexy ladies did abound including the small screen hotties, Sofia Vergara, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Emily Blunt, Jane Krakowski (flashing some memorable cleave), Heidi Klum, Kate Winslet, Maria Bello, Minka Kelly, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes seemed to tag along just because they had extra tickets and some $5,000 gowns hanging in their closet. Enjoy.
Bar Refaeli and Christine Teigen Lead the Hot List at amfAR Charity Ball
Last year at this time, I promised everybody in the office that in one year's time we'd be hanging out in Milan checking out all the amazing hotness at one of the world's biggest sexy celebrity fests, the Milan Fashion Week. But, no, I had to go and completely under-deliver once more, and, thus, I wound up instead taking the team to Sizzler before 6PM for the Early Bird Malibu Chicken Dinner Special. Milan, Sizzler. It's all just a state of mind.
One of the signature events in the heart of Fashion Week, one that brings out the A-game in the A-list hotties is the amfAR, AIDS research fundraiser, where every '10' within ten thousand miles gets decked out to walk the red carpet, sip on Camparis, and flash their bazillion dollar looks. Leading this year's event were the super sextastic models, Bar Refaeli and Christine Teigen, along with several other ridiculously hot women including sexalicious Victoria's Secret model Chanel Iman, my MILF-dream German, Heidi Klum, and Brazilian supermodel, Isabeli Fontana; really just too much awesome for one room. How I wish I could have been there just to drool upon the lavish floors. Enjoy.