Egotastic
Well, leave it to David Hasselhoff to single-handedly 'uncool' Coachella. That's not to say that a gaggle of other celebrities didn't kind of murderize the indie cred of the music festival starting well back, but an appearance by the The Hoff pretty much seems to be the death knell of counterculture.
That being said, man, the Hoff still knows how to bring the ladies. Case in point, new girlfriend and Welsh model, Hayley Roberts, for whom topless pictures recently emerged. To his credit, Hasselhoff isn't one of those mucho macho male celebs who will fuss and piss over everybody seeing his lady topless, in fact, he'll probably pass out autographed pictures himself. Gotta love The Hoff. Gotta lust Hayley Roberts. If you're going to kill a cultural iconic event, kill it with a hottie and some sweet boobtastic. Enjoy.
Hayley Roberts Flashes Her Lean Tummy in Short Shorts
Go ahead, say what you will about David Hasselhoff. Laugh at him like people do about silly Baywatch or being a cheesy recording star in Germany or all the other things he does that allows him to open up big fat checks each month in the mail that well drowns out the laughter.
Also, the glorious benefits that come with such fame and fortune, like super hot girlfriend Hayley Roberts. The Welsh shopkeeper who might be just a tad bit younger than The Hoff, and certainly strikes a sextastic pose in her little outfits showing off her body in the hot summer sun.
So, yes, chuckle, titter, and snicker til you're blue in the fact. David will be busy making naughty expressions with Hayley Roberts and pointing to the scoreboard of life. Enjoy.