Hayley-Marie Coppin

50 Shades of Swift, My Hayley-Marie Coppin Secretary Submission Fantasy

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Mr. Swift will see you now. Indeed. You can have your coquettish trembling assistant. I’ll take Hayley-Marie Coppin as my gal Friday, and every other day of the week. This sextastic stripteaser extraordinaire knows precisely how to provide my executive staff with the assistant it requires.

Hayley-Marie really does lay on the luscious office fantasy-scape like no other. You know very well those clothes are not staying on particularly long when Ms. Coppin comes to work. Oh, that prevailing laws of nature and the labor department didn’t prevent this dream from becoming a reality. I might actually show up to work more often, and on time, and less hungover. Everybody needs a good right hand woman. Enjoy.

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Hayley-Marie Coppin Pink Lingerie Topless Striptease Stuns My Very Prurient Being


How do I love my readers, let me count the ways. Well about twenty of the outlandishly topless goddess Hayley-Marie Coppin stripping out of pink lingerie kind of ways. You may think a sweet keepsake from a relative this Christmas is true affection, I think when you weight it against these visual treats of Hayley’s perfect teats, you’ll see that I might just care for you a little bit more.

This is perhaps my very favorite newest pictorial for Hayley-Marie. The absolutely divine lingerie wearing striptease artist extraordinaire. She looks so at home in the boudoir, as if it’s her lair and I am her prey. I’d ask for her to eat me, but I’ll just quietly whimper and let nature take its course. Oh, my, oh, my, how does this woman keep getting more spectacularly alluring to me. There’s got to be pure magic in those funbags. Enjoy.

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley’s Secrets.)

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Striptease Sets The Good Feelings for the Weekend

Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless in Red and Black Lingerie
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There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn’t an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It’s just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we’d love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts.

On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It’s Funbags!

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley’s Secrets.)

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Humpday Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin Wears Little More Than a Sheer Dress (Then That Comes Off)

Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless in a White See-Through Dress
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Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient.

On Wednesday’s we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, ‘Yes, I’d like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection’. Very positive indeed. Huzzah!

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Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Naughty Office Girl in Glasses Is Probably Going To Kill Me

Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Striptease Photoshoot
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You know how much I lust for Britty seductress Hayley-Marie Coppin. Add in a little naughty office Shades of Grey office worker and those glasses, oh, girls in glasses, and I might just not make it until happy hour. That’d be a shame since free chicken wings is the very foundation of my diet.

Hayley-Marie and her divine stripteases have given us so very much pleasure over the last few years, but I do believe she has no topped herself with her rearview peeks and bespectacled professional stylings. I wish my staff looked a tad but more like Hayley-Marie and a little less like, well, Ewoks. Alas, I suppose my curse is to walk this earth desiring the funbags and perfect arses of those unattainable. Not so much a curse I suppose if you have a La-Z-Boy chair with a beer holder and binoculars. Still not quite the same as being that damn lucky chair Hayley-Marie is writhing around. Yes, I’m jealous of a chair. Stop judging me! Enjoy.

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley’s Secrets.)

Humpday Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Oily Lovely, Just Plain Old Perfect

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Oh, happy days, well, half way there, when we reach that mid-section of the work week, that time when we reflect deep in our souls and ask ourselves, hmm, I wonder if leering at photos of hot Hayley-Marie Coppin topless and pouring oil onto her sweet funbags will cure what ails me? It works for me, but as with all salves and balms, I suggest you consult your own doctor before staring for too long at her epic pair.

Hayley-Marie Coppin reminds me of the girlfriend I’ve desired since I was a young man. That is, sextastic, alluring, and rubbing greasy goop onto her sweet yams for no apparent reason. I did once date a girl who worked in the record store and liked to keep her hands moisturized. So, sort of close. Hayley-Marie, thank you for making me believe I can still be a better man. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Hayley Marie Coppin Sheerly Topless Perfect in the Garden

Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless in See-Through Lingerie for a Garden Shoot
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I don’t know what it is about crazy hot bodied women taking their clothes off in the great outdoors, but it drives me to near madness. I mean, nearer than my baseline. Maybe it’s the homage to Mother Nature who gave them their anatomical gold medals or just the idea that oglers near and far have a much greater optical vantage point when out of the home, but seeing the likes of Hayley Marie-Coppin taking off her sheer wear to reveal her perfectly magical ta-ta’s makes me want to whistle Zippity Do Da and maybe even wash a load of whites.

On Fridays we like to sum up the week by posting dedications to the lovely loosely hanging round orbs of pleasure that tingle our favorite senses throughout the week. Hayley-Marie Coppin could provide this service weekly, though we rest her sweet teats for a tad bit longer. Thank God It’s Funbags!

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley’s Secrets.)

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