What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.
Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.
Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.
This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can’t even list it all. It’s a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.
Oh, blessed day. How long we wait between sextastic shots of our petite be-lusted little charmer, Hayden Panettiere, but now she’s back in not one, but two different bikini sets from the island of Maui where she’s she-banging the shizz out of her new boyfriend, some name or another, and flashing her mini-hotness once again.
Let’s start with this little brownish two-piece on the tennis slash basketball court where Hayden shows that bikinis aren’t just for suntanning any more. Nope. They’re for sports. And delightfully so. Her hot little body has us thinking all about scoring, in the athletic sense, and in the ‘yes, of course I love you’ fibbing sense as well.
And, now the orange bikini, oh, ever so leer-worthy. That short in stature, but never short on sextastic form of hers just beckoning the Call of the Wild. There’s something there there about Hayden, and we want to get to know it much better.
Hayden Panettiere hot bikini pictures is most definitely the best way to kick start your day. Enjoy.
Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don’t even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there’s been nothing finer on the Internet.
This week’s Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O’Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It’s all so very good.
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Everyone knows that if you go to Kimo’s on Maui, you’ve got to try the hula pie. It’s their signature dessert dish. Well, on Tuesday, they had another bit of delicious on the menu in the form of Hayden Panettiere, our little wonderment bomb, and some drop dead cleavage courtesy of a low cut island dress. It’s never as much as we want, but, today, it was more than expected. So, we rejoice. Enjoy.
(*Thanks to those of you who wrote in about the pie misnaming.)
Lindsay Lohan makes out with a dude and he takes her pictures (Celebuzz)
Emma Roberts co-ed status. (HuffPo)
Does Jennifer Aniston have the hottest body in Hollywood? (FoxNews)
Christina Aguilera in Marie Claire. (GossipCenter)
Hayden Panettiere comes out of hiding. (Popoholic)
What’s better than a perfectly shaped backside? (TheChive)
Chinese girls in a bikini boot camp. (BuzzFeed)