Halle Berry

Halle Berry Bikini Pictures Are Back!

By phil | July 4, 2008 @ 12:18 pm

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Um... Oh My God! It's Halle Berry bikini pictures! And while these Halle Berry bikini pictures could have been a bit better, in that there could have been more of them, or they could be a bit clearer, or a bit bigger, the best way they could have been better would have been if Halle wasn't wearing that sheer shirt, and just went for it. Of course, the only thing that matters is that Halle Berry is back in a bikini!

Halle still looks incredible, though she still seems to have a bit of residual baby bumpness as she poses for the ad campaign for her new fragrance line on the beach in Hawaii. And you know what that means... We'll probably get more, and hopefully more revealing Halle Berry bikini pictures very soon. Here's hoping...

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Halle Berry’s Boobs are Busting Out

By phil | June 11, 2008 @ 12:56 am

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Okay, I might be a bit breast-obsessed, but I think you'll agree, after seeing these Halle Berry cleavage pictures, that Halle Berry is back, and her breasts are better than ever. Now it's not like it's news that Halle's boobs got bigger when she got pregnant, but OMG! And correct me if I'm wrong, but it doesn't look like she's wearing a bra, either. I mean, those things are defying all the laws of physics. Did Halle Berry invent an anti-gravity machine, or is she really just that perfect?

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Halle Berry is Busty and Bumpy

By phil | May 1, 2008 @ 1:11 am

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Halle Berry was out doing some shopping the other day, and thanks to the brilliant positioning of a very intrepid paparazzi photographer, we got a great view of the best part of pregnancy: Halle Berry's giant breasts. But look just a little bit lower, and something else pops out quite noticeably: Halle's baby bump. But wait a minute, didn't Halle give birth already?

I thought celebrities were supposed to magically lose all their baby weight within 17 minutes of giving birth, or at least stay inside, and away from the cameras until they do. Come on Halle, you're spoiling the magic.

Halle Berry’s Boobs are Back

By phil | April 28, 2008 @ 3:17 am

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It's been a while since we've seen Halle Berry, but thankfully she's back, and so are her boobs. Halle gave birth a few months ago, and is looking great. I really don't know who's luckier, Halle's boyfriend, or her kid. Either way, they're both pretty lucky. I'd say her kid is a luck son-of-a-bitch, but Halle's really not a bitch, and also, she gave birth to a girl.

More picutres of Halle Berry and her amazing cleavage after the jump.

Halle Berry Brings her Boobs to the Baftas

By phil | November 9, 2007 @ 10:44 am

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Halle Berry is definitely milking her new boobs for all their worth (pun intended), and I can't say I blame her. Halle presented at the BAFTA awards ceremony and made sure her ginormous breasts were front and center. And now you can see them in action in the video below.

There is one moment in this video that's really strange, though, and doesn't have anything to do with Halle Berry's breasts. At one point, for only two words in her presentation, Halle slipped into a terrible British accent for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Maybe being surrounded my all those Brits had something to do with it, but either way, it was really strange. You need to check it out. Then watch it again with volume off so that you don't have any distractions...

And don't forget to check out past Halle Berry boobage and alliteration posts:

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More Halle Berry Boobage

By phil | October 29, 2007 @ 5:02 am

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Halle Berry has definitely embraced her new pregnant physique, and is taking every opportunity to show off her growing breasts. But can you really blame her? It's not everyday you go up a cup size, or seven. Add to that a healthy glow, and Halle Berry is maxing out the hotness scale. Also, she's not yet so pregnant where she's got that huge belly, so you're not completely a pervert yet.

Check out more of Halle Berry's crazy cleavage after the jump.

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Holy Halle Berry Boobies, Batman!

By phil | October 25, 2007 @ 12:59 am

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Holy crap does pregnancy look good on Halle Berry. I didn't think it was possible but Halle Berry's breasts have gone from being the best pair of boobs in Hollywood, to the best pair of boobs in all the 52 Universes.

And from the looks of it, Halle Berry knows it, and she's milking it for all it's worth. Pun intended. But seriously. Oh. My. God. What. The. Fuck. OMGWTF.

Tons more of Halle Berry boobs after the jump.

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