Gwen Stefani

Jonesing

By Jon | May 17, 2011 @ 11:45 am

January Jones is quite alluring. (FoxNews)

Kim Cattrall strips off her clothes. (HuffPo)

Gwen Stefani storms France. (GlobalGrind)

Every gamer's first two crushes. (CollegeHumor)

Elisabetta Canalis in bikini bottoms. (Popoholic)

Pictures of hot chicks. (Break)

Ivanka Trump dresses like Playboy Bunny. (GossipCop)

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Gwen Stefani Fires Up the MILF Bikini Top Hotness

By Jon | May 16, 2011 @ 9:58 am
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top in Cannes
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Petite little rocker chick top? Check.

MILFtastic bikini body flashed in the Riviera? Check.

A few nice rearview shots for the gentleman oglers who like a little back? Check.

Bless you, Gwen Stefani for covering off the bikini top flashing handbook such that we may enjoy some summer sights of your taut tummy and streamlined little MILFy singer/dancer body. Word is that No Doubt is back to work on a new album; one can only hope Gwen will be flashing her finely tuned shape in concert and in music videos once more. She's still quite the boat floater. Enjoy.

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Holla Rack Girl

By Jon | May 10, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Gwen Stefani see-through top. (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry vs. Dita Von Teese. (HuffPo)

Sasha Grey breaks my heart. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan can suck anything she wants. (EvilBeet)

Gisele looking seriously hot. (FabLife)

More Blake Lively and Rachel Bilson hotness. (LaineyGossip)

Brandi Glanville awesome asstastic. (WWTD)

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Gwen Stefani Still Rock Steady Hot

By Jon | April 5, 2011 @ 9:39 am
Gwen Stefani Leaving the Nail Salon
Gwen Stefani Leaving the Nail Salon
Gwen Stefani Leaving the Nail Salon
Gwen Stefani Leaving the Nail Salon
Gwen Stefani Leaving the Nail Salon
Gwen Stefani Leaving the Nail Salon
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My lust affair with Gwen Stefani goes back to some drunken co-ed evenings, a couple No Doubt CDs, and some home videos that I pray have not fallen into the hands of the likes of Vanessa Hudgens so-called besties. I swear that Gwen Stefani has not aged a day since those days; while, I have matured well past the days of pretending I love pop music for the sake of getting laid (which, coincidentally, didn't work all that well and usually resulted in me feeling broke and humiliated with a $35 concert t-shirt from an event I was too ashamed to admit I attended). Word is, Gwen Stefani and No Doubt are recording again, in studio, and when that puppy comes out, I'm expecting a full-on tour with Gwen in itty bitty outfits flashing her MILF body on stage. And I'll probably be out there somewhere. Old habits die hard when they involve Stefani-level hotties. Enjoy.

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Gwen Stefani Rocker Chic

By Jon | December 24, 2010 @ 9:37 am
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Dear Santa,

Amidst all this purely corporate pop Disney divatutde we must endure throughout the year to catch barely legal wardrobe malfunctions and salvian cellphone camera gotcha moments, this Christmas I'd like a little counterculture, rebel edge to my sexy singer present. I'd like a little Gwen Stefani, as seen in this Mark Squires photoshoot. Surely a reduced presence in the past year as she cares to her brood, but one who stirs the rocker chic (and rocker chick) longings in my loins nevertheless. Forget I even asked for World Peace this year, Santa, and please bring me Gwen Stefani for maybe the seventh through ninth days of Christmas please.

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Gwen Stefani vs. Rihanna in Battle of Pop Star Hotness

By Bill Swift | August 13, 2010 @ 10:40 am
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Gwen Stefani is somewhere on my all-time list of pop star hotties and Rihanna is most definitely on my my short list for next-gen super sexy divas, so when I saw these two super hot singers in pictures this morning, I thought it might be ripe for a head to head battle of amazingness. Gwen Stefani has been showcasing her tight body and glamorous look for over a decade now, while Rihanna really still can't sing, but, she's got a booty and body that ranks right up there with the best of Egotastic! (Not to mention flashing those braless boobs beneath a nearly see-through tops, big bonus points for Rihanna!).

Who takes the prize?

Photo credit: GSi media / INF Photo / Splash News

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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures Just Don’t Do It For Me

By phil | January 5, 2010 @ 12:31 pm
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I'm not saying Gwen Stefani doesn't have a good body, because, obviously she does, but there's just something about her that bugs me. Maybe it's the permament scowl on her face, or the fact that she's kind of a Madonna Lite, in every way, including the manliness, or that I really don't like her music, but whatever it is, as objectively good as she looks, I just can't get into these Gwen Stefani bikini pictures.

Photo credit: Fame / Splash News

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