Remember a couple weeks ago when we all made fun of Gisele Bundchen for calling out the wide receivers on the New England Patriots for dropping several of her husband’s passes in the Super Bowl? Remember when we thought that football commentary, least of all finger pointing, right after the game was simply not the place for a sports wife?
Yeah, I don’t remember any of that either, not now that the entirety of my memory banks have been erased and replaced with images of Gisele Bundchen in her Fidelia lingerie pictorial. Super damn damn. Just look at this woman. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t let this woman say whatever she wanted to say if she was sliding into your bed each evening after work.
‘Oh, Tom, I’m sorry, did I embarrass you in front of your friends?’
‘No, baby, not at all. Now how about we take the rest of those clothes off.’
Something like that. Enjoy.
Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)
Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)
Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)
Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)
Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)
Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton in epic bikini body battle (FoxNews)
Maria Menounos is hot, she knows she’s hot, and that’s damn hot. (Popoholic)
Jennifer Lopez upped her sextastic credentials in 2011. (Idolator)
Megan Fox leads list of the very best celebrity bikini bodies of 2011. (SocialiteLife)
Coco shows off her ample bikini curves in Hawaii. (Celebuzz)
Gisele Bundchen will get you upright in Down Under Cosmo pictorial. (GossipCenter)
Hot chests, fuzzy tops….sweater kitten time! (TheChive)
Yep, it’s good to be king. Now, I’m not suggesting an Occupy Tom Brady movement get started, and, quite frankly, I’d much rather Occupy Gisele Bundchen, if you know what I’m saying, and I think you do, but the celebrity power couple’s new twenty-five million dollar estate nears completions in the hills above Los Angeles.
When I think about christening the new bazillion room home by making the sweet sexy to Giselle in each and every new doorway, I want to cry on behalf of my unrequited gunny sack.
If this all sounds a bit petty and a lot jealous, then you’re reading it just right.
– Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)
- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)
- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)
- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)
- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)
- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)
Leighton Meester sexy by The Seine. (Celebuzz)
Holly Madison shows why her boobs are worth so much. (HuffPo)
Why would Gisele Bundchen in lingerie piss anyone off? (FoxNews)
Anne Hathaway auditions for The Jersey Shore. (GossipCop)
Lea Michele hits up Paris. (Idolator)
Rachel McAdams comes back to our side of the pond. (LaineyGossip)
Video games that will put hair on your chest. (Cracked)