Gwen Stefani see-through top. (Celebuzz)
Katy Perry vs. Dita Von Teese. (HuffPo)
Sasha Grey breaks my heart. (FoxNews)
Lindsay Lohan can suck anything she wants. (EvilBeet)
Gisele looking seriously hot. (FabLife)
More Blake Lively and Rachel Bilson hotness. (LaineyGossip)
Brandi Glanville awesome asstastic. (WWTD)
What if you had a hottie party and every hottie in Hottieville showed up?
Another year, another invitation to the Costume Gala at the Metropolitan Museum lost in the mail by my postal delivery specialist, Mr. Tritonovich. Alas, I was all dressed up in my finest Zubaz pants with nowhere to get. Thankfully, my good friends from Italy, Signor Paparaazo, kept me busy all evening long with a never-ending stream of sexy celebrities at the Met Gala. The list is ridiculous. Granted, this is a party where a bunch of dudes with exotic names and no interest whatsoever in women's boobs, design a bunch of high-fashion for celebrities and pretend that they care how their models asses look in their couture. Nevertheless, even with billowing fabrics, feathers, and an assortment of things way to complicated for normal dudes to ever undress off of a woman, there was a supernova's worth of heat coming off the Met red carpet last night, among which, my favorites, if forced to choose, were Ashley Greene (just incredibly hot), Miranda Kerr (and her new boobtastic), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (getting steamier as Transformers 3 approaches), and Rihanna (who more and more resembles a classic sculpture of some hottie princess from exotic lands).
In addition to this quadrangle of sextastic quim, there were a bazillion and one other sexy celebs, but as a result of the beer-drinking-is-making-me-sleepy principal this evening, I did cut the list down to: Evan Rachel Wood (how is this girl not more highly rated?), Lily Aldridge (L.A.'s finest offspring), Bar Refaeli (Israeli hottie), Beyonce (the booty call of my dreams), Fergie (I'd like to add my gravy to her peas), Madonna (oh yea, give it up for Madge at 52), Kristen Stewart (who could not bring herself to smile), Taylor Swift (just a classic beauty), Kate Hudson (pregnant by yet another rocker), Jessica Alba (naturally), Salma Hayek (veteran MILF hottie), Ciara (still don't know who she is, still lust her), Emma Roberts (getting toward sextastic levels), Gwynneth Paltrow (I don't like her, but I'd tap that... nevermind), Christina Hendricks (busty and delicious), Penelope Cruz (en fuego MILF), Blake Lively (the newest hottest ginger), Sofia Vergara (the maker of wanton dreams), Lea Michele (Glee petite sweet), Dianna Agron (mo' mo' Glee hottie), Gisele Bundchen (belongs on every hottie list), and Zoe Saldana (one of my secret lust crushes).
Wow. If you remove all the hotties from that list and add my grandma, you have my most recent birthday party E-vite YES list. Enjoy.
Megan Fox all done up and sexy. (TheSuperficial)
Gisele Bundchen keeps herself nice and toned. (Celebuzz)
Sharon Stone MILFy bikini pictures. (HuffPo)
Hot sandwiches. Hotter chicks. (CollegeHumor)
Lindsay Lohan joins the Gotti clan. (FoxNews)
Awesome things that bounce. (TheChive)
Coco takes her badonk out to play. (SocialiteLife)
Shenae Grimes sweet new photoshoot. (ShenaeGrimes)
Of course, everybody believes that super sexy celebrities like Gisele Bundchen are just born with amazingly hot bodies that never go away no matter how they abuse them. But, truth be told, those darn hotties are hitting the gym and their Acai berries on an every single day basis; no pain, no gain. Well, thankfully, from the comfort of our La-Z-Boy recliners, we can leer at the sweaty delights of Gisele Bundchen without having to lift a finger (okay, yes, a finger). And what a delight it is to ogle this near-on-perfect MILF who is working out her body and trying to sweat away bad memories of her husband's phony-tail haircut. Enjoy.
There simply was not enough super fine Gisele Bundchen to go 'round yesterday in Rio at Carnival, it was like an appetizer, stoking the flames for the sexy supermodel, which, thankfully today, can be amended with these sextacular Gisele Bundchen pictures from the current issue of V magazine. I get the feeling Gisele is more comfortable with her clothes off than on. I also get the feeling that 99.9% of the Egotastic! world is quite happy with Gisele's preference. Enjoy.
When the United Nations named Gisele Bundchen an International Goodwill Ambassador, I was thinking, wow, what an overblown honorary title. But, after viewing these Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures from Rio and her parade pictures from the Carnival, well, Goodwill barely begins to describe the generous gifts this supermodel is bestowing about the nations of the world. Making quite a splash in her return to her Brazilian homeland, Gisele flashed some of the many assets that have helped to make her one of the world's most popular supermodels. One damn fine MILFtastic bikini body and a booty that shook up the Vila Isabel samba school float, nearly causing it to burst into flames from sexual tension. Someday soon, I hope the U.N. names Gisele the Goodwill Ambassador to my swank 70's style hot-tub. I could use some diplomatic relations, if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com / INF Photo
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Weekend Links
Even more Jessica Alba bikini shots. (Celebuzz)
Ashley Greene looking hot. (HuffPo)
Ali Larter gets her swagger back. (FoxNews)
Miley Cyrus sexy summer tour pictures. (Idolator)
Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair. (SocialiteLife)
Crazy chick really loves burgers. (CollegeHumor)
Gisele Bundchen in lingerie. (DrunkenStepfather)