Gisele Bundchen

Bangin’ Bongos

Audrina Patridge can barely contain her boobage. (Celebuzz)

Demi Lovato and Jojo squeeze close together. (Idolator)

Jessica Simpson shows her serious, serious curves. (HuffPo)

There can be only one Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)

Paris Hilton gets pissed. (GossipCenter)

Is Britney Spears jealous of her MILF mom? (GossipCop)

Happy birthday, Gisele Bundchen! (TheChive)

LEERING AT LYCRA: Gisele Bundchen Sneaks Out of the Place Where She Fine Tunes Her Body

We decided to subtitle this post LEERING AT LYCRA, because CELEBRITY CROTCH WATCH just seemed to on the nose, or on the toe, if you will. Plus, you know, my grandma reads this thing.

Oh, perhaps there's something inherently perverse about peeking at the nether regions of a sexy celebrity clad in skintight Spandex. And, sure, maybe, there's better things that can be done with one's free time than ogling the stretch pant covered lady nest of most sextastic supermodels. But, honestly, I just can't think of what that might be.

So, join me if you will. Slack-jawed we shall remain, mouths agape, breathing heavily, pulses rapid, galvanic skin responses mildly humid, checking out the awesome Gisele Bundchen leaving the gym in her workout wear. We shall do so without remorse. And we shall do so while slowly eating a Nestlé Drumsticks®. We are Egotastic! Today, we are free. Enjoy.

Bikinis on Top

Katy Perry sextastic bikini body. (TMZ)

Gisele Bundchen in tight, sweaty work-out clothes. (Celebuzz)

Heidi Klum strips down for new ad. (HuffPo)

The party's over for Lindsay Lohan. (FoxNews)

Molly Sims see-through top. (Celebslam)

My vote for the new Chiquita Banana Girl. (Break)

Did Pippa Middleton go commando? (FABlife)

Fatale Attraction

Britney Spears shows skin at her concert. (Idolator)

Selena Gomez gets help from Katy Perry. (HuffPo)

Rihanna and other covered topless celebs. (FoxNews)

Heidi Klum flashes her sweet, sweet legs. (Celebuzz)

Leighton Meester in a hot little dress. (GossipCenter)

40 girls, zero bras. (TheChive)

Gisele Bundchen works on her toned body. (Celebslam)

Weekend Links

Christina Hendricks busts out of her dress. (GossipCenter)

Happy birthday to our favorite Hebrew School Hottie, Natalie Portman. (HuffPo)

Gisele Bundchen looks damn good in a dress. (Celebuzz)

Say goodbye to weird teens having sex on TV. (FoxNews)

Jarah Marianos sexy lingerie spread. (Popoholic)

Salma Hayek apple bottom awesomeness. (LaineyGossip)

Estonian hottie singing sensation Kerli gets naughty with a friend. (Buzznet)

Weekend Links

Kim Kardashian takes her asstastic out for a stroll. (DrunkenStepfather)

Jennifer Anniston naked new role. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan finally caught me. (FoxNews)

Return of The Mother Lovers? (TMZ)

Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, and Blake Lively. Not a bad collection. (PopEater)

Patti Davis, Ronald Reagan's daughter, nude. (BuzzFeed)

Celebrity Wives vs. Celebrity Mistresses. (AskMen)

Brazilian

Gisele Bundchen in lingerie. (FoxNews)

Get ready for lots of Playboy Bunnies. (HuffPo)

Lily Aldridge. Damn it. (PopEater)

Hilary Duff looks busty. (Popoholic)

Erin Heatherton and other freckled hotties. (TheChive)

Ashley Greene looking fine. (FabLife)

Osama Bin Laden goes channel surfing. (CollegeHumor)