Gisele Bundchen

This Is the New $25 Million House Where Tom Brady Gets to Shag the Stuffing Out of Gisele Bundchen

Yep, it's good to be king. Now, I'm not suggesting an Occupy Tom Brady movement get started, and, quite frankly, I'd much rather Occupy Gisele Bundchen, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do, but the celebrity power couple's new twenty-five million dollar estate nears completions in the hills above Los Angeles.

When I think about christening the new bazillion room home by making the sweet sexy to Giselle in each and every new doorway, I want to cry on behalf of my unrequited gunny sack.

If this all sounds a bit petty and a lot jealous, then you're reading it just right.

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Boobs and Other Things to Ogle

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Hickey Situation
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Brazil Bash
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- Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)

- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)

- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)

- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)

- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)

- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)

- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)

Weekend Links

Leighton Meester sexy by The Seine. (Celebuzz)

Holly Madison shows why her boobs are worth so much. (HuffPo)

Why would Gisele Bundchen in lingerie piss anyone off? (FoxNews)

Anne Hathaway auditions for The Jersey Shore. (GossipCop)

Lea Michele hits up Paris. (Idolator)

Rachel McAdams comes back to our side of the pond. (LaineyGossip)

Video games that will put hair on your chest. (Cracked)

Gisele Bundchen Lingerie Pictures Promote Positive Ogling

Nothing to see here, people, I mean, unless you like to ogle one of the world's hottest women in a skimpy bit of black lingerie.

Gisele Bundchen is a woman born to wear barely anything. Clothes of any kind just seem super inappropriate on this sextastic supermodel, though I suppose some little silky frilly things could be on the list of exceptions. Seen here modeling for Intimates Burlesque line, the freakishly passion-inducing MILF puts on a display of skin certain to make her the most ogled mom at the mall. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Asstastic Bikini Candids From A Tom-Less Trip

Thank god Gisele Bundchen left the old (pony-tailed) man back in the States, as she headed for Costa Rica, with at least one sneaky-paparazzi in the treeline, and got down and bikini sexy along the shorelines with remaining family and friends, and full-on brilliant flashes of a newer mom most definitely in the mix for world's hottest MILF. That butt, those boobs, my heart.

Bikinis only get better when wet. Enjoy.

Bangin’ Bongos

Audrina Patridge can barely contain her boobage. (Celebuzz)

Demi Lovato and Jojo squeeze close together. (Idolator)

Jessica Simpson shows her serious, serious curves. (HuffPo)

There can be only one Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)

Paris Hilton gets pissed. (GossipCenter)

Is Britney Spears jealous of her MILF mom? (GossipCop)

Happy birthday, Gisele Bundchen! (TheChive)

LEERING AT LYCRA: Gisele Bundchen Sneaks Out of the Place Where She Fine Tunes Her Body

We decided to subtitle this post LEERING AT LYCRA, because CELEBRITY CROTCH WATCH just seemed to on the nose, or on the toe, if you will. Plus, you know, my grandma reads this thing.

Oh, perhaps there's something inherently perverse about peeking at the nether regions of a sexy celebrity clad in skintight Spandex. And, sure, maybe, there's better things that can be done with one's free time than ogling the stretch pant covered lady nest of most sextastic supermodels. But, honestly, I just can't think of what that might be.

So, join me if you will. Slack-jawed we shall remain, mouths agape, breathing heavily, pulses rapid, galvanic skin responses mildly humid, checking out the awesome Gisele Bundchen leaving the gym in her workout wear. We shall do so without remorse. And we shall do so while slowly eating a Nestlé Drumsticks®. We are Egotastic! Today, we are free. Enjoy.