Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless and Skinny MILFy in Vogue Paris

Sure, there’s a little shopping going on, but Gisele Bundchen looks might nekkid and fine for a mom of two little ones, a natural supermodel with a body built for exhibition. She’s taking it off, almost all off (except for her damn hands) in the new edition of Vogue Paris, showing that she’s still a modeling force to be reckoned with.

Even as all stories about Gisele and her famous husband point to lavish home and apartment purchases, let us never forget where the bread is truly buttered. That wicked hot body of hers. Oh, how I’d like to butter it right about now. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures Present a Preggo Supermodel Whose Rump We’d Still Love to Bump

You know, my office safety buddy Aaron thinks that we have too many pregnant celebrities featured on Egotastic!, but what are we to do in this year of 2012 when seemingly half of every Tinsel Town hottie has got themselves knocked up by a husband or boyfriend or unemployed DJ living off of B.H. 90210 residual checks?

Take for example bumpable boot-knockable Gisele Bundchen who we’ve only lusted after for just about forever. Are we to not take notice when she shows off her model into mommy transformation in a tiny bikini by the pool? Oh, sure, not everyone out there is a preggo fetish junky, and that’s fine, we can accept that normalcy, but if the idea of Gisele Bundchen laid out on her back in your boudoir unable to properly right herself until after you re-create the conception process doesn’t give you a crooked pause, then you’re not closing your eyes hard enough when you dream. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Battles Camila Alves in the Thunderdome of Pregnant Brazilian Supermodel Hotness

You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen

and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.

What’s an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil

READER FINDS: Gisele Bundchen Hella Sexy, Katy Perry Sideboob, Alexa Chung Topless, and Much Much More…

Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot for Hope 2012
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Everyday feels like my birthday when it comes to the generous donations of our decidedly dedicated readers and our weekly assemblage of the asstastic, boobtastic, and all parts unclothed in between on our very sexiest celebrities. From week to week, we really never know what we’re going to see, we just know we’re going to have one amazing time seeing it. The very best hodgepodge of hotness on the net we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Gisele Bundchen lingerie hotness, Vanessa Hudgens squeezable bottom, classic topless Sophie Reade, Katy Cocktease doing what else but flashing some side mammaries, Alexa Chung freaky bleeding topless, Jennifer Walcott athletically hot, Holly Peers and Staci Noblett becoming bosom buddies by the sea, Kelly Brook major league sextastic in lingerie, Ali Cobrin topless udder goodness, Alyssa Miller in topless outdoorsy hotness, and Elizabeth Loaiza behind the scenes unclothed. Visual treats for the whole family!


Gisele Bundchen Fashionably Smoking Hot in Vogue Paris

Tom Brady haters aside, cause, yeah, he gets to dip his wick in Gisele’s flower basket, there’s no not loving Gisele Bundchen who puts on quite a show in Vogue Paris this month.

Now, normally, this magazine might leave a man feeling a little lost in the world of high-fashion, but when Gisele starts taking off those clothes, fashion quickly turns into fun visual treats and these treats are a sight to behold.

What makes a model a supermodel? Well, I guess there’s the money and the popularity, but then there’s that certain ‘it’ quality, and ‘it’ is currently driving me kind of crazy here checking out Gisele. Enjoy

Gisele Bundchen Sells Bras By Flashing Her Own Down in Brazil

From Brazil whence come the hotties and back to Brazil the hotties shall return.

Gisele Bundchen returned to her homeland in Sudamericana for a bit of hullabaloo of the conquering heroine and to pimp the blessed shizz out of her new lingerie line, by serving as the own model for her silky wares, flashing her own sold silky boob-holders beneath her sheer top at a promotional event in Sao Paulo.

The world’s number one (maybe two or three) most prominent W.A.G. and former Victoria’s Secret model knows a thing or two about how to sell a bra, and yesterday in Brazil was no exception, as the paparazzi swarmed to snap photos of the sextastic supermodel doing what she does best — looking supremely hot, smiling, and getting you to buy stuff. Sex still sells quite well it turns out. Enjoy