Georgia Salpa

Georgia Salpa Flashes Major Cleavage for New Magazine Party

We dig Georgia Salpa, ever since we first saw her major league fun bags. Of course, we like, appreciate, and honor the woman as a whole (I learned that phrase from my lone feminist friend), but, if I'm being totally honest as a man, yes, I am looking down there, Georgia.

The party balloons came out to play last night at the New Magazine 10th Anniversary Party in the the U.K., where Georgia's cleavetastic was the talk of the town, and the biggest takeaway from the party. Well, I imagine one dude might have gotten the privilege of actually motorboating those puppies later in the evening, but for the rest of us who had a choice between ogling Georgia's bazoongas and a New Magazine parting gift bag, well, choose the bazoongas.  Thank you Georgia for your wonderful gifts. Enjoy.

Georgia Salpa Sucks a Sexy Cold Missile of Her Own for FHM (VIDEO)

I'm led to believe by media accounts that Britain is loaded with hot brunette models who delight in orally servicing frozen phallic-shaped treats in betwixt getting half-nekkid for the camera. Oh, it's probably not 100% of British ladies, last I checked, the Queen was not fellating a Fudge-Sicle, and I'm not talking dirty Cockney slang for what happened with the Prince of Malta immediately after the war, but I still dare to dream that summer time in the Old Country means buxom brunettes on bikes blowing frozen treats.

Which leads us to the delicious bit of Irish lass-ness, Georgia Salpa, behind the scenes of her August pictorial for FHM magazine, where the raven-haired hottie is also engaged in a little bit if cunning linguistics with the world's luckiest popsicle (oh, to melt away in such a place). Georgia Salpa is all kinds of hot, both engaged in

To see all of Georgia Salpa on FHM, be sure to visit her FHM covergirl page.

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Georgia Salpa Sweet and Sticky Drippings for FHM (VIDEO)

Oh, Lucky Bastard Syrup Bottle!

Do you happen to dig super hot brunette Irish glamour models pouring stick maple syrup on their sweet bra-clad funbags? Why, of course you do. In which case, you must check out this video from our friends at FHM wherein hottie d'jour Georgia Salpa provides a healthy bit of anticipation in the form of some sweet and stick drippings courtesy of some blessed maple syrup. You'd be a sap to miss it!

Be sure to check out much more of Georgia Salpa on FHM. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Named FHM’s Sexiest Woman of the Year (But Jessica-Jane Clement Sideboob Wins Our Hearts)

I'll say this for FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women of the Year announcements -- they're never predictable. Inherently, all 'tops' lists are flawed by the Heisenberg Principle, if not the principle that democratic voting kind of sucks, for as Churchill said, to paraphrase, to understand the shortcomings of democracy, spend five minutes talking to the average voter (check it out, Heisenberg and Churchill in the same Egotastic! post -- you should get school credit for this!).

FHM Top 10 (of 100) Sexiest Women Winners:

10. Emily Atack
9. Mila Kunis
8. Keeley Hazell
7. Megan Fox
6. Katy Perry
5. Georgia Salpa
4. Rosie Jones
3. Rihanna
2. Cheryl Cole
1. Tulisa Contostavlos

Anyhow, the point is, our readers are amazingly awesome thoughtful critics of the sextastic, but FHM's, well, we love them like our bastard brothers we only learn we had at way too late an age, but last year they included Lady Gaga in their hottest list and this year, Tulisa Contostavlos takes top honors. Don't get me wrong, I'd empty every shekel in my measly bank account to be the next guy called up for the Contostavlos oral-fetish sex tape, she's a good looking young rapping kind of woman, but tutto di tutti hottest?

Well, you be the judge. As for us, we thought the likes of Jessica-Jane Clement and her sideboob, Helen Flanagan and her big boobtastic, and Georgia Salpa and her city-sized cleavage all kind of stole the actual show. Enjoy.

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SNEAK PEEK: Georgia Salpa Makes FHM’s Top 100 List of Sexiest Women

You know how much we disfavor the superlative lists put together by periodicals of their hottest lists, most especially when they start adding in names of girls they want to curry favor with.

But we can't deny that FHM has one of the more highly-regarded among these annual list of worldwide hotties, including this year's announcement of their FHM Top 100 list, which we now know includes the sextastic Irish brunette, Georgia Salpa, she of the big hot bold chest tubes we love so dearly.

The full list of the Top 100 will be announced by FHM tomorrow.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics, Kari Byron Busty, Ashley Tisdale Sexy Showoff, and Many More…

These girls just can't get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can't get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It's ever so perfect.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.

Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian, and Aubrey O’Day Highlight the Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know what a dream it is for us when the hot celebrities start taking skin-filled photos of themselves to send around the world-wide digisphere, it's like half of our naughty-filled jobs being done for us. And who doesn't love when the likes of Kate Upton and Kim Kardashian give you half a job? Just kidding, the latter at least would charge you a fortune.

But Kate, and Kim, and Aubrey O'Day, Nina Agdal, Arianny Celeste, Georgia Salpa, Jessica Alba, Courtney Stodden, and the other Kardashians and Jenner girls all obliged us with hot Twitpics this week. And, for this, we give thanks. Check them out, and, enjoy.

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