Francia Raisa

Francia Raisa Bikini Birthday Girl for Underrated Hottie Appreciation Day

By Bill Swift | July 30, 2014 @ 12:18 pm

Francia Raisa Celebrates Her Birthday in a Bikini in Malibu

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Every day should be underrated hottie appreciation day. Why not. While the girls who are universally honored in song and faptastic dance are ever sextastic, it's often the girls who don't get the pub who I imagine jumping out of my birthday cake. Or me, their birthday cake, if the cake be of substantial girth.

Francis Raisa had a little birthday party for herself in Malibu and decided to wear a bikini top to show off her sweet and bosomy 20-something body as it turned a year older. Just watching her blow out the candles made me hope she was wishing for something really naughty and obscure. Like a blogger who is poetically promoting her goodness. That would be me, Francia. Save some blowing. That sounded wrong. But I'm not taking it back. Enjoy.

WE FIRST MET FRANCIA HANGING WITH YOUNG RENEE OLDSTEAD IN BIKINIS

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Francia Raisa Shows Off Her Midriff and Booty in West Hollywood

By Jack | April 17, 2014 @ 7:55 am

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Francia Raisa was bare-midrifferiffic last night as she left 1Oak in West Hollywood. The Secret Life Of The American Teenager star had everything from the bottom of her ginormous breasticles to the top of her lady bit area exposed to the world. She has a perfectly toned stomach with just the right amount of muscle. It also helps that her skin is flawless. You can't pull of bare mid-riff with bad skin. No one wants to see that. She's also got a gorgeous face and kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Lopez. She's got those same full pouty lips. And of course, there is also her perfectly formed apple bottom. It also harkens back to J-Lo's booty. She's like the second coming.

Francia is seriously hot. I used to watch Secret Life with my brother in law and we made a drinking game where we took a shot every time they talked like a PSA. Francia was the hottest girl on a show with a lot of hot friggin' girls.

Francia Raisa Sideboob Turns Out to Be an Unlikely Hero

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2014 @ 12:15 pm

Francia Raisa Booty at Unlikely Heroes Red Carpet Spring Benefit in LA

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I've always had a crush on brunette buxom little hottie Francia Raisa. She of many family hour TV shows I'd never really watch, not unless she was showing off more sideboob, the kind she did at the Unlikely Heroes Red Carpet benefit in Los Angeles. Perhaps given the splendor of her chestal goodness, it's not so unlikely that Francia decided to give us a little visual taste of her large funbags, but I'm certainly going to label it heroic.

There's a tendency among some of the bustier young ladies in Tinsel Town to cover up their ripe melons as if there's something wrong with being blessed with what your peers are driving to the doctor's office to try and re-create. Nay, to the contrary. What Mother Nature has seen fit to bestow upon you is a gift to be shared. The same reason I do my yodeling in public. We each must share our natural talents with the rest of the world. That is our social contract. Francia, it is your duty to flash your boobies. Just saying. Enjoy.

FRANCIA OFTEN STEALS THE RED CARPET FROM THOSE LESS ENDOWED

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Francia Raisa and Serinda Swan Not So Unlikely Hotties at Gala

By Bill Swift | October 21, 2013 @ 12:24 pm

Francia Raisa Cleavy at Unlikely Heroes Gala in Hollywood

Serinda Swan White Hot at Unlikely Heroes Gala in Hollywood

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They have this Unlikely Heroes gala every fall and every year it's another disappointment for me not to be even nominated. I like to think it's because I'm a Likely Hero for my work in the sharing of the sextastic, but I suppose it might have something to do with the fact that I don't share the hotness skills of the likes of Francia Raisa and Serinda Swan, showing off in form fitting dresses at the fancy affair over the weekend.

There were many sweet female types in attendance at I'm sure well-meaning event, but Francia and Serinda stole the show for me, frontside and booty. A couple girls we don't see all too often on here, but certainly deserve your ogling attention. Just wicked wicked hot and spankable. They are. Just, please, be polite and ask first. Enjoy.

WE ONCE SAW FRANCIA BENT OVER IN STRETCH PANTS AND WE WERE HAPPY

Francia Raisa in Spandex Grocery Shopping

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Francia Raisa Cleavetastic Goodness on the Imagen Awards Red Carpet

By Bill Swift | August 19, 2013 @ 10:53 am

Francia Raisa Cleavy at the 28th Annual Imagen Awards

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As soon as I'm done ogling the busty Francia Raisa on the red carpet for a few more hours, I'll go ahead and lookup what the Imagen awards actually are. But, for now, ignorance is about as blissful as I feel gazing into the deep cleavy bosom of the underrated brunette hottie at the awards ceremony over the weekend.

Somebody has to steal every red carpet, it's sort of a Hollywood tradition. And if you're going for queen bee of the crimson carpet, why not bring out your entire arsenal of goodies to win the day. We applaud Francia, and her plumped up funbags, for turning this award show into a very visually rewarding experience. Enjoy.

FRANCIA RAISA CLEAVY ON THE RED CARPET

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Selena Gomez and Francia Raisa Bikini Pictures from Malibu

By Bill Swift | June 24, 2013 @ 12:29 pm

Selena Gomez and Francia Raisa on the Beach in Malibu

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Sadly, our belusted Latina diva Selena Gomez did not partake in the same busty blue bikini show as her actress friend Francia Raisa did, showing off her curvaceous form. Still, we did get a nice bit of shorts and loose top look from the Malibu-faring Selena over the weekend. Ever since she dropped the Devil's Midget from her black book, she's seemed just that much hotter, and now in need of some female friends who probably ditched her when she was seeing that self-destructive little YouTube sensation.

Seeing Francia and Selena walking stride by stride near the beach reminded of a beach time experience I never really had, involving two girls of my dreams, a bag of kettle corn, and somebody complaining about how tough that stuff is to get out of hair. There's always fun to be had when you close your eyes and you're inspired by the likes of these two hotties. Enjoy.

FRANCIA RAISA HAS ONE OF THE NICER, FULLER STARLET BODIES IN TOWN

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Francia Raisa Goes For A Cameltoe-licious Hike; We Get a Rise

By Bill Swift | November 8, 2012 @ 1:00 pm

Francia Raisa Goes For a Hike in Workout Gear in LA

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I think we could follow busty brunette actress babe Francia Raisa around her daily life and be quite content, provided she dressed and undressed the appropriate number of times per day, which would be at least every hour on the hour, into little tight hiking outfits as she wore for her exercise stroll in L.A. today.

You know how much we love our busty brunettes, throw in some stretch pants and a little toe and some heaving restrained bosom and we are good to go on a full, happy, feel-good journey. Enjoy.