Fiona Swarovski

Fiona Swarovski Tanning Topless While Vacationing in Capri, Italy

And if my eyes don't deceive me, we have have some peek-a-boo going on South of the Border as well.

Well, you may not have seen Swarovski crystal family heiress Fiona Swarovski before, though in her late 40's now and looking mighty fine, you have been missing one of the better looking mature heiresses of Europe then, so, shame on you. But, if this is your introduction, well, then, you get to see a lot more of her than most people have, as the bikini-clad next-gen crystal designer removed her bikini top for extra sun exposure in her swanky home base of Capri Italy over the weekend.

Now, I've never been to Capri, or been invited to Capri, or know anybody worth less than $10 million that's ever told me they've been to Capri, so, in short, I'm not going any time soon. But, if the fabled Italian island is filled with sextastic heiresses, I might just have to clean off my dolphin shorts, doctor up a passport, and head on over. Enjoy.