Fergie

Maxim Photoshops Fergie to the Maximum

By phil | March 15, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

How can you tell that these pictures of Fergie from Maxim have been Photoshopped? Well, for one thing, she looks like a woman. That's definitely not normal. Also, If you look at Fergie's hands, they look soft, smooth, and as though they don't belong to the wicked witch of the west. Again, not normal.

I have to say I don't really like it when these magazines take normally unattractive women, and make them look hot throught the magics of computator. It's disconcerting, and makes my brain hurt.

That being said, Maxim did a damn nice job of Photoshopping out almost every single one of Fergie's flaws, and made her look pretty good. I say almost because they obviously didn't Photoshop out her face, and that's just wrong.

If you actually like Fergie, check out these Fergie Bikini Pictures, too.

Fergie. Bikini. Wedgie.

By phil | March 7, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

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Fergie is a Butterface, but that doesn't mean she doesn't look good in a bikini. In fact, it means everything about her looks good in a bikini, everything but her face.

But forgetting about the whole butterface thing for a second (and her "man hands"), what makes these particular Fergie bikini pictures special is the fact that her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel has totally given Fergie a bikini wedgie!

That's not a thong she's wearing. That's just her bikini bottoms pulled right up her ass crack.

Tons more Fergie bikini pictures after the jump.

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49th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | February 12, 2007 @ 2:11 am

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Well, another Grammy Awards suck-fest has come and gone, and it was as boring as ever. I missed the first half of the show, but if it was anything like the second half, I probably would have fallen asleep and then missed the second half.

Even the presenters and award winners seemed to be bored, and the musical acts were just as crappy. The whole show suffered from a complete lack of anything remotely resembling a pulse, and it was obvious the whole way through.

Furthermore, most A-List stars were noticeably absent, and there seemed to be more actresses in attendance (promoting what latest film they're in) rather than actual musicians. Of course, Scarlett Johansson did manage to let everyone know that even she would have an album coming out in the future.

Anyway, just as the show was predictably boring, it's not less predictable that we'd have all your red carpet celebrities for you right here. So check out the 150-plus pictures after the jump, then go out and download yourself some real music, not that crap they had at the Grammies.

Grammy Awards Pictures

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Fergie’s “Fergalicious” Music Video

By phil | October 23, 2006 @ 3:05 pm

So, Fergie's new music video for "Fergalicious" is making it's way around the Interweb today, and surprise, surprise, I don't like it. If you've ever wondered what Willy Wonka would be like as a pimp, well, here's you're answer. And the answer isn't good.

The song features Will.I.Am of Black Eyed Peas, but that didn't seem make it any better. In fact, I think BEP's last album was crap too, which pretty much explains why Fergie's solo stuff is that much more crap.

But my biggest problem with Fergie is that she really has no identity at all. It's increasingly difficult to figure out who the hell she actually is. She's got the face and arms of a man, but the boobs of a porn star. One minute she's trying to be Gwen Stefani (with that horrid "London Bridge"), and the next she's aping Beyonce (anyone else remember "Bootylicious"?).

I figure she's just trying to throw a lot of different things in the blender, and hoping to come out with a cool mix, but it just comes out as lumpy mush.

2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

By phil | February 9, 2006 @ 12:03 am

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Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
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