Farrah Abraham

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Kisses a Porn Star While Smoking Hookah

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2013 @ 1:01 pm
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
Farrah Abraham Doing Hookah at Viceroy in LA
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I don't really get the joys of hookah, and I'm hardly a man without his sins. But I do get two porn stars kissing. Err, one porn star, Riley Jensen, and one Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham. I could easily put two ladies with onscreen talents into my pipe and smoke 'em, if you know what I'm saying. And I don't know what I'm saying half the time.

My interview with Teen Mom led me to believe she was a wholesome, devout, and quite naive child of nature. I feel a bit betrayed. But in a tingly happy place kind of way. So, we're still good.

(Don't forget to get your Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom and all other celebrity sex tapes to watch for just a few bucks. I've seen it four times now, so, you know, I'm not just the President, I'm a client.)

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2 Random Minutes With Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 12:55 pm
What's On Farrah's Mind?

If you saw my bucket list, it might quite surprise you. Forget things like climbing Kilimanjaro and traversing Greenland and even going into space, the things I love are meeting the girls we cover, or uncover, and nobody has been covered and uncovered this past week quite as much Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham.

So, we did an interview. It was fun. A little something I like to call 2 Random Minutes With. Just Farrah. Not me. Much better.

See Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah AbrahamAnd, while you're at it. It's time to see the full, unedited Backdoor Teen Mom video. I have many comments about the tape, but as a pure adult bit of entertainment, scenically, it's definitely right up there. And, let's be honest, you will not see celebrity backdoor but maybe once or twice in your lifetime, if you live long enough.

You can get Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom and all other celebrity sex tapes to watch for just a few shekels. Do it now. It's better than your next sandwich. Enjoy.

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Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway!

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 12:38 pm

Okay, technically the tape is known as Farrah Superstar, not Farrah Abraham, lest her family fall under any shame in her small hometown in Iowa where backdoor sex tapes are made daily, but not talked about in public.

But, bigger news, I've got DVD copies of Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom to giveaway to you, our faithful denizen. Just imagine how popular you'll be at parties when you flash your authentic Backdoor disc to the adoring ladies. Time to get lucky.

I set up a Twitter account for RealBillSwift. A place where I can tell you some of the things I can't tell you on Egotastic! because the FCC and Interpol and the World Conspiracy Council would take me away in their silent helicopters.

*** In five words or less, tweet your imaginative color description of Farrah Abraham's bunghole to @RealBillSwift and the couple best descriptions will win a copy of the DVD still minty fresh in box, all nice and pretty.Enjoy.

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VIEWER WARNING: Sneak Peek at Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | May 6, 2013 @ 11:46 am
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 Farrah Abraham Screencaps of Her Sex Tape
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Editor's Note: Okay, you've been warned. While this Exclusive sneak peek for Egotastic! Readers from our friends at Vivid isn't the whole tale, or tail, as it were, there's plenty of NSFW content in this video, so please don't watch it and then get angry and grumpy and send me an angry letter about how you didn't know a movie called Backdoor Teen Mom was going to look like that.

Either way, it's finally here. I feel like we've been waiting for years, but really it's Farrah Abraham who has been waiting for years to have all kinds of sodomy on film, while we've only really been waiting a few weeks since word of her sordid deed with James Deen got leaked. What can i tell you about this tape? Well, take a look, you'll get a solid idea. I'm holding back my official review on Farrah Superstar, Backdoor Teen Mom until Rotten Tomatoes allows true cinema to be reviewed on their site. Enjoy.

For those of you who want to see it all, check out Backdoor Teen Mom and All Vivid Celebrity Sex Tapes

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Topless Sextape Screencaps Part Deux

 
By Bill Swift | May 3, 2013 @ 9:21 am
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 More Topless Screencaps from Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Well, we had to dig a little deeper into our preview of the highly anticipated MTV Teen Mom alum sex tape from Farrah Abraham and co-star porn star James Deen. Specifically, a few more preview looks at Farrah Abraham in this family-sanctioned adult entertainment endeavor, or at least at her body as you will find it onscreen when you do hit the play button.

While there has clearly been some work done on the front side of the Teen Mom, we must say she keeps herself in pretty good shape. I suppose bearing your children in high school lends itself to a quicker bodily recovery time, though not something we are suggesting for the teen girls of our nation to consider as a net positive. What we do know is that Farrah likes to smile during the making of her adult films. I suppose I'd be smiling too if Jenna Jameson or Sasha Grey were about to mount me, provided I was fully prophylactic. Enjoy.

(You can see more exclusive Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom screencaps today on WWTDD.com)

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Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures Are a Good Way To Kill Time While Waiting for a Sex Tape

By Bill Swift | May 3, 2013 @ 7:17 am
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
Farrah Abraham Bikini Photos
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While we await the imminent arrival of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her sextape next week, let's kill some time by looking at Farrah in her bikini. Some of our favorites from admittedly before we saw her 24 hours ago without her clothes on about to get it on with porn star James Deen. Still, let's call these photos from a more innocent time in Farrah's life, when she was just a fame seeking underaged mother on one truly craptastic MTV show.

See, how everything seems wholesome now. Check out Farrah in her bikinis as we await Backdoor. Enjoy.

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Farrah Abraham Nekkid Sex Tape Screencaps

 
By Bill Swift | May 2, 2013 @ 9:18 am
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There's a little Teen Mom in all of us today. Or, reverse that perhaps. MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has officially reached the pinnacle of professional achievement for MTV reality show alums, her own sex tape from Vivid, featuring Farrah and prodigious porn star James Deen re-creating several acts depicting how Farrah might have become a teen mom in the first place.

The sextape is called Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom. You can guess what that implies. Our friends at WWTDD are already pondering the public outrage if 'backdoor' doesn't officially live up to its moniker.

And, well, here are some early looks, uncensored, at Farrah Abraham without her clothes on preparing for her big onscreen moment. Such an important day in a girls life. We're told her dad helped negotiate the deal. Such a special family bonding moment.

(** We're in talks with Vivid to bring you an early sneak peek at the film itself early next week. Hopefully also some DVD copies to give away. ** )

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