Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Sexy Visual Gifts at Noble Gift Gala

Let me say this first, I'm a little put off by the fact that Eva Longoria has returned precisely none of my many letters requesting the opportunity to overpopulate the planet with her in these next several years. Though I have always suspected that unexpected paychecks, windfall tax refunds, and naughty letters from super sexy celebrities are among the U.S. mail not being properly forwarded to me since my last move (though the bills seems to keep finding me).

At this past weekend's Noble Gift Gala in Jolly Old, Eva Longoria simply stole the prize for hottest among hotties, the tutto di tutti sextastico, by just standing, smiling, and reminding all of us how fun it is to be a guy. I think it's quite possible that Eva has gotten even hotter since her divorce from Tony Parker earlier this year, in fact, I know it's possible.

You're just now entering your prime, Eva. Please, answer my letters, these babies are not going to make themselves. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Caught Without Makeup; Still Ridiculously Hot!

We've all been there, I mean, if we're lucky, the next morning view without makeup. It can be a frightening experience, like the chocolate river boat ride in Willy Wonka, but just plain more dreadful and less delicious. One woman who need not worry about her next-morning look -- Eva Longoria. Caught without makeup on the streets of Beverly Hills, the newly sort of single Eva still looks like the girl I'd let marry me for reality show millions. So naturally hot.

Despite the presence of a pack of smokes tucked into her pants, there's something to be said for the freshly washed, sweats and UGG boots on such a simply sextastic woman. Somewhere in her recent past is one very lucky bath towel. Enjoy.

Late Arrival

Katie Holmes leggy Late Show visit. (GossipCenter)

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman. (HuffPo)

Is Kate Middleton knocked up? (FoxNews)

Mike Tyson channels Herman Cain. (TMZ)

Carey Mulligan is getting full frontal. (theFABlife)

This makes me cringe. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Longoria in tight black pants. (Popoholic)

Weekend Links

Kate Bosworth, Hailee Steinfeld and Christina Hendricks leggy night out. (GossipCenter)

Britney Spears shows skin in concert. (HuffPo)

Megan Fox and other celebrity cheerleaders. (FoxNews)

Jessica Biel sexes up Paris. (LaineyGossip)

Eva Longoria lesbianics gets banned in Spain. (Celebslam)

Sexy costumes that will make nerds go nuts. (CollegeHumor)

Julianne Hough and other celebs show cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Eva Longoria As Hot as the Summer Sun in Photoshoot for InStyle

What the heck, let's bookend today with Eva Longoria, seen earlier in form fitting stretchy things baring her body for the TSA X-Ray machine, to this outrageously hot look at Eva Longoria from an InStyle magazine shoot by Michelangelo di Battista snapped over the summer. Talk about somebody you'd like to find swimming in your backyard pool one afternoon. And, of course, she just happens to be single and rich. There's something about that entire package that makes me want to apply for the position of Eva Longoria's sugar baby. Or just tanning oil boy. I'd say yes to either offer. So so caliente, Eva. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Bends and Stretches Her Hot Body for Public Safety

My desires to someday wear the blue latex gloves of the TSA inspection staff at LAX remains entirely undaunted. I have no problem with the written exam, I'm a proud B-average kind of guy, but when I get to the dry-run through part of the testing, I always get a little carried away and described by my test supervisors as 'grabby' or 'far too hands-on' or even 'molestation-like' when it comes to potential super hot female celebrities walking my line. But who can blame me? What would you do if you saw sultry minxstress and hot-bodied, freshly single Eva Longoria proudly sticking out her chest and bending over in her stretch pants as she came through your X-ray machine. I just know she's hiding something in that bra of hers that could be dangerous to my libido.

Pat down! With extreme prejudice! Enjoy.

Reel Damn Sexy

Olivia Wilde, Zoe Saldana and Eva Longoria... hell yes.(GossipCenter)

Happy birthday to Katy Perry. (HuffPo)

LeAnn Rimes defends her bikini body. (FoxNews)

Keira Knightley in a sweet, little number. (theFABlife)

Hot chicks in the middle of nowhere. (TheChive)

Megan Fox checks out Puss. (LaineyGossip)

Kerry Washington looking hot. (GlobalGrind)