Talk about your eligible bachelorettes. The wealthy, hot, super duper fine Eva Longoria was strutting her wares in a little black dress before entering the Letterman Show last night and she looked all kinds of stunning.
It’s not so much that I can imagine myself and Eva spending three months at sea on a luxurious yacht with nothing to consume but Dom Perignon, teryiaki beef jerky, and each other’s hard bodies (well, her hard body), it’s just that I can’t stop imagining it. And the way she looks these days, I don’t see this dream dying any time soon. Enjoy.
Hot. Rich. Single. Any one of those three elements makes up my kind of perfect girl, with the last one actually not being even so important. But Eva Longoria has them all going for her.
Since divorcing Tony Parker last year, Eva just seems to be getting hotter and hotter, and our lust for her stronger and stronger. Strolling out of her media tour to VH-1 today, Eva looked all kinds of confident sexy woman. It’s giving us the chills actually. Enjoy.
Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.
This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…
All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy
We love the love celebrities have for the self-publishing. That moment when their ego overtakes their common sense and they say to themselves, ‘Damn I look so fine I must share my hotness with the world.’
Their vanity is to our benefit as it is often the source of some of our very favorite celebrity pics, including Twitpics this week from Kim Kardashian looking all boob-showoff, Adrianne Curry reminding everybody of her ripe pair, Bar Refaeli rainbow trickery in her bikini, Eva Longoria showing what she’s got, Kristen Stewart looking fine on the set of her latest photoshoot, and Dakota Fanning all dolled up with many places to go. Enjoy.
Hello, Eva Longoria cleavage. (HuffPo)
Kerry Washington looks smoking in Details. (FoxNews)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley runway sexiness. (GossipCenter)
Elizabeth Banks brings out the big guns. (Celebuzz)
British chick with two, count ‘em, two lady nests. (TMZ)
Nude Iranian actress is pissing Ahmadinejad off! (BuzzFeed)
Courtney Stodden goes jogging in heels. (TheSuperficial)
Will Sammi Giancola from the Jersey Shore do Playboy? (HuffPo)
Rooney Mara and Jennifer Connelly are hottie doppelgangers. (FoxNews)
Kate Hudson can still bring it… sometimes. (GossipCenter)
Lucy Hale and Ashley Benson pose with bongos. (Celebuzz)
Eva Longoria gets de-inked. (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey can’t sing a lick, but she’s pretty hot. (Idolator)
I don’t know what a Kerli is, but she doesn’t suck to look at. (Buzznet)