Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Remains One of the World’s Most Eligible Bachelorettes

Hot. Rich. Single. Any one of those three elements makes up my kind of perfect girl, with the last one actually not being even so important. But Eva Longoria has them all going for her. 

Since divorcing Tony Parker last year, Eva just seems to be getting hotter and hotter, and our lust for her stronger and stronger. Strolling out of her media tour to VH-1 today, Eva looked all kinds of confident sexy woman. It’s giving us the chills actually. Enjoy.

Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleave and Bar Refaeli Rainbow Bikini Lead Our List of Favorite Twitpics of the Week

We love the love celebrities have for the self-publishing. That moment when their ego overtakes their common sense and they say to themselves, ‘Damn I look so fine I must share my hotness with the world.’

Their vanity is to our benefit as it is often the source of some of our very favorite celebrity pics, including Twitpics this week from Kim Kardashian looking all boob-showoff, Adrianne Curry reminding everybody of her ripe pair, Bar Refaeli rainbow trickery in her bikini, Eva Longoria showing what she’s got, Kristen Stewart looking fine on the set of her latest photoshoot, and Dakota Fanning all dolled up with many places to go. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Banks Brings the Sexy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Hello, Eva Longoria cleavage. (HuffPo)

Kerry Washington looks smoking in Details. (FoxNews)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley runway sexiness. (GossipCenter)

Elizabeth Banks brings out the big guns. (Celebuzz)

British chick with two, count ‘em, two lady nests. (TMZ)

Nude Iranian actress is pissing Ahmadinejad off! (BuzzFeed)

Courtney Stodden goes jogging in heels. (TheSuperficial)

Lucy Hale and Ashley Benson Bongos and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Will Sammi Giancola from the Jersey Shore do Playboy? (HuffPo)

Rooney Mara and Jennifer Connelly are hottie doppelgangers. (FoxNews)

Kate Hudson can still bring it… sometimes. (GossipCenter)

Lucy Hale and Ashley Benson pose with bongos. (Celebuzz)

Eva Longoria gets de-inked. (TMZ)

Lana Del Rey can’t sing a lick, but she’s pretty hot. (Idolator)

I don’t know what a Kerli is, but she doesn’t suck to look at. (Buzznet)

Eva Longoria Can’t Not Look Hot, Physically Impossible

Ignoring for the moment the fact that the newly single Eva Longoria is already boffing Penelope Cruz’s younger brother, and ignore it we shall, we just can’t stop our little stalking affair with the super hot 30-’something Desperate Housewives actress who blows our lower body minds even when she’s not trying. We spotted Eva leaving her Beverly Hills hair salon, trying to hide her face as the celebs often do when leaving the salon, sort of like guys caught leaving a strip club, though not sure why the ladies feel the same. We just wanted to stop her and ask her to autograph our bodies in some of the more sensitive parts, but we were cut-off by distance and the questionable etiquette involved in asking a woman to sign your taint with a Magic Marker. So many rules. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Sexy Visual Gifts at Noble Gift Gala

Let me say this first, I’m a little put off by the fact that Eva Longoria has returned precisely none of my many letters requesting the opportunity to overpopulate the planet with her in these next several years. Though I have always suspected that unexpected paychecks, windfall tax refunds, and naughty letters from super sexy celebrities are among the U.S. mail not being properly forwarded to me since my last move (though the bills seems to keep finding me).

At this past weekend’s Noble Gift Gala in Jolly Old, Eva Longoria simply stole the prize for hottest among hotties, the tutto di tutti sextastico, by just standing, smiling, and reminding all of us how fun it is to be a guy. I think it’s quite possible that Eva has gotten even hotter since her divorce from Tony Parker earlier this year, in fact, I know it’s possible.

You’re just now entering your prime, Eva. Please, answer my letters, these babies are not going to make themselves. Enjoy.