Eva Longoria

Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria Work Their Bodies So Dudes Will Watch Desperate Housewives

By Jon | October 3, 2011 @ 7:07 am
Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Teri Hatcher Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Teri Hatcher Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Promotional Photoshoot
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The ladies of Wisteria Lane are back on the boob tube on Sunday Nights and... err, um, I mean, not that I watch Desperate Housewives, but, if I did, it would only be because of the several fine veteran hotties bitch slapping each other on the show, not the least of which are Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria, featured in these rather amazing, albeit, slightly touched, promotional posters for this, the 8th season now of the chick-shtick show.

Teri and Eva representing the mature hotties. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Leads Contingent of Latina Hotties at Alma Awards

By Jon | September 12, 2011 @ 11:33 am
Jessica Alba at the NCLR Alma Awards
Naya Rivera at the NCLR Alma Awards
Eva Longoria at the NCLR Alma Awards
Demi Lovato at the NCLR Alma Awards
Sarah Shahi at the NCLR Alma Awards
Francia Raisa at the NCLR Alma Awards
Sarah Shahi at the NCLR Alma Awards
Sarah Shahi at the NCLR Alma Awards
Naya Rivera at the NCLR Alma Awards
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I could not support a cause greater than one dedicated to putting more hot and sultry Latinas in film and television roles, which I suppose was sort of one of the unspoken tenets of the NCLR Alma awards over the weekend, which handed out awards to a bunch of sextastic Hispanics for looking super hot, including, and never ever forgetting, halfsy Jessica Alba, making her first glam appearance since popping out her last pup, Demi Lovato, who has made a big time sexy comeback, still almost single lust-inducer Eva Longoria, underrated young hottie Francia Raisa, Glee schooler, Naya Rivera, and Sarah Shahi of pseudo lesbionic L Word renown.

Wow. It's the entire cast of the naughty quinceañera fantasy I have thrice nightly. Enjoy.

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Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra With T.P. on the Set of Desperate Housewives

By Jon | August 19, 2011 @ 9:54 am
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra on the Set of Desperate Housewives
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We've all been there right? Removing a girls top only to find tissue paper in greater and greater quantities, unraveling the sheets and sheets of 2-ply, further and further until you finally realize that maybe that questionable hooker you picked up outside the hardware stores suddenly looks suspiciously like the dude who played off-guard on your high school JV basketball team. I mean, this can't have just happened to just me, right? Right?? Oh, eff me.

Sadly, no, that's not the sweet hot Eva Longoria touching herself around the chestal area, that's freshly single and ready to mingle Eva Longoria stuffing the top of her dress with toilet paper to give herself more bosom on the set of Desperate Housewives. Color me a tad bit disappointed in the impromptu boob job, not that I wouldn't pay a million dollars for a Charmin comfy wipe knowing where that paper has been. Wow, that sounds crude when actually written in words. Enjoy.

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Is Eva Longoria Hollywood’s Most Eligible Single Lady?

By Jon | August 16, 2011 @ 12:36 pm
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
Eva Longoria in Short, White Shorts
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Rich. Hot. Famous. Newly divorced. And those sexy sexy legs. Pretty nice fundamental credentials for Eva Longoria in the unofficial run at most eligible Hollywood hottie. Yeah, I know she's been knocking endless boots with Penelope Cruz's little brother Eddie, but that's just some rebound nonsense certain to be end soon, at which point, well, let's just say, I've stocked up on my Old Spice aftershave, Egotastic! going in strong.

It's hard to imagine calling Eva Longoria an underrated anything, but I could make the argument that she is simply not appreciated enough for simply being hot, and her veteran 30-something body, that's downright built for the playground during grown up recess. Enjoy.

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Baby Blue

By Jon | August 4, 2011 @ 12:15 pm

Lea Michele gets her sexy on. (GossipCenter)

Kristen Bell is sheer awesomeness. (Celebuzz)

Olivia Wilde naughty tattoo. (HuffPo)

Kim Kardashian in three asstastic dimensions. (FoxNews)

Anne Hathaway of wearing short shorts. (Popoholic)

Game of Thrones the videogame. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Longoria see-through top. (DrunkenStepfather)

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Weekend Links

By Jon | July 15, 2011 @ 11:33 am

AnnaLynne McCord and Angel McCord good old fashioned sisterly kissing. (TMZ)

Pippa Middleton takes a london stroll in a little dress. (Celebuzz)

Eva Longoria lesbian love scene! (HuffPo)

Kristin Cavallari and Jessica Szohr sexy on the runway. (SocialiteLife)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows some love the Far East. (GossipCenter)

What's under your robe, Rachel Bilson? (Popoholic)

Kate Beckinsale and other hot celebrities. (TheChive)

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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures Signal Revenge from the South of Spain

By Bill Swift | July 4, 2011 @ 7:26 am
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
Eva Longoria White Bikini Pictures from the South of Spain
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They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Apparently, Eva Longoria didn't get the memo, because she's been booty knocking Penelope Cruz's little brother, Eduardo Cruz, on different boats under sail around the northern hemisphere for the past couple of months since her divorce with San Antonio Spurs guard, Tony Parker. And, yes, I'm sure she'd call it love, but when your personal port of entry has been seeing more inbound and outbound traffic than O'Hare on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, well, I think even the fairer sex will admit that it's hard to tell the difference.

In her latest round of conscious or sub-conscious revenge on her former husband, Eva Longoria took her veteran hotness to the South of Spain and donned a white bikini, prancing about the forecastle on all fours, butt up, facing toward the Lone Star state some six thousand miles away. When I think about the slumber party madness Eduardo used to witness in the Cruz family household with Penelope and Monica, and now, how he gets to slap and tickle with Eva Longoria, well, yes, the green-eyed monster rears its ugly head once more. Still, nobody can ever take away our right to ogle. Or, enjoy.

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