We stick to our unscientific naming convention of calling Eva Longoria one of the most eligible single ladies in all of Hottieville. Yeah, okay, so the 30-something Latina hottie is rumored to be she-banging with various actors and athletes and blue bloods, but that does not dissuade us in the least from making Eva Longoria our sugar mama -- a hot, sweet, and cotton candy tasty sugar mama.
In the latest edition of Elle Spain, Eva Longoria shows what she can do even with her clothes on to allure members of the opposite sex (and, more financially impressive, still get herself tons o' lady fans, go figure. Someday, we will slip a ring on Eva's finger. Okay, so it won't be a ring and that won't be her finger, we still find it just as romantic, in our pursuit of this rich, sextastic, and still single lady. Enjoy.