Erin Heatherton

L’Shana Tova! Erin Heatherton Classic Topless Pic Helps Ring in the New Year

 

You can have your apples and honey, I'm celebrating 5,772 years of Jewish history with Hebrew School hottie super alum, Erin Heatherton, and her amazing type funbags, perhaps first ever seen a few years ago as a late teen in her Muse magazine pictorial. Now there's a girl I can imagine blowing my shofar.

Happy New Year.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night Out

It was Fashion Night Out last night in New York and L.A. (and London Town), which means that a bunch of big time designers got a bunch of big named actresses all decked out into their haute couture for the benefit of womankind. Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret had the only real notion to actually introduce the world of fashion to men in a way that they could relate to, super hot Angels in body hugging tight dresses. When super sextastic Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge are the teachers in the fashion classroom, even this T-shirt and Crocs wearing clothing illiterate will become interested in a little edumacation in the tailored arts. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Puts the ‘Very Sexy’ in VSX Sexy Sports (VIDEO)

Proud Solomon Schechter Day School grad Erin Heatherton returned home to Skokie yesterday to hotly and righteously pimp the new Victoria's Secret VSX fitness line of skimpy garments that will look amazingly hot on amazingly hot woman like Erin Heatherton (and Candice Swanepoel, who joins her in the steamy promotional video, below). I'd pretty much buy whatever Erin was selling anyhow, but, in the case of Victoria's Secret, I've already placed my order for thirteen dozen pieces from my V.S. sales rep 'Pat', who does me the honor of never asking me where all the little silky things I buy from the store wind up. Discretion, such a highly underrated quality. Enjoy.

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Erin Heatherton Fair-Skinned Bikini Pictures Are Unfairly Hot

Erin Heatherton and her freckles might someday drive me to connect-the-dots madness. How badly I'd like to draw those lines and see where they lead. In the case of yesterday's St. Barth-based bikini photoshoot, they lead directly to Hottieville, as the fair-skinned, young V.S. supermodel flashed her taut, tight, and all around tasty bikini body on the beach for an ogling opportunity of the most delightful kind. Hot celebrity girls, hot bikinis, under the hot summer sun. There really is nothing better. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Flashes Freckled Hotness for Victoria’s Secret Sweat-Time Spandex Collection

Erin Heatherton in skimpy workout gear and bras and panties? Yes, please, I'd like to place an order of three dozen million.

The freckled blonde wonder took to the pimping pages of her latest Victoria's Secret sales spread to flash her spectacular body and lust-inducing female parts in spandex and lycra to bubble within you an undying desires to start ordering. So, you know, I have made a few purchases here and there for the important ladies and secret fetish closets in my life. What can a man do up against such serious Erin Heatherton hotness but hand over his hard-earned cash with a half-smile and a plea for satisfaction? Being the easily sex-manipulated gender has its occasional disadvantages. Enjoy.

Angels Reunited: Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pix Bring Back Lily Aldridge, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and the Other Angelic Hotties

Is this heaven? It surely nearly mirrors my vision of the cumulus coated dreamscape dotted with angels as I have envisioned nightly since turning, oh, about 12 or so.

Victoria's Secret brought all the angel hotties back together for their latest catalog shoot, ranging from far too many clothes, to delightfully little bits of lingerie, any and all of which look ridiculously sexy on the smoking hot Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, Doutzen Kroes, and Lily Aldridge. Wow, just typing those names produces the same effect as Cialis. It really is quite an amazing spread of some of the world's most beautiful women. Feel free to window shop. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot Hot Even When Clothed

This is also the year we fell in lust with Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton, who stepped into some pretty big shoes (and small panties) with the departure of so many angels due to with-child matters. Not only has Erin Heatherton filled the role quite hotly, she has made a name for herself with her lithe sexy body and her trademark freckles. Freckles are hot again!

While new new photoshoot for Victoria's Secret is rather tame on the skin charts, it is nothing but ogle-worthy on the chart of hotness. Enjoy.