I still hold a tender place in my heart for every girl I ever felt up at a school dance or formal. I hold a tender place in my groin for one of them who kicked me thusly on one of my Bryan Adams ballad reach-arounds, but I hold no grudges. So I was especially moved to see the hotness abounding at the Spring Dinner Dance charity function in N.Y.C. last night where a slew of sextastic celebs and models got decked out for a great cause, well, two great causes if you consider the visual delights for us gentleman oglers a great cause, and how can you not.
Among the wonderful wonderments of the female form in attendance were Jessica White, who we never see enough of, recently released from Leo’s beardish clutches, Erin Heatherton, wicked hot new mom, Doutzen Kroes, and sultry goddess, Selita Ebanks. Were all of these ladies wearing far too much clothing for our tastes last eve? Yes, of course. But I think you’ll find that a simple twist of the imagination screws will have them dancing nekkid in your mind in no time. Least, they’re doing the clothes-less rumba in my head as we speak. Enjoy.
These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.
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Sometimes I think life would be much easier if it didn’t require physical exercise to keep fit and relatively alive. The sweating part is just a bit much really, and unless you’re one of those gym junkies who loves the burn, well, the old couch and remote provide a more premium physically engaging experience.
However, a world that required no workout would have its obvious downsides, namely no hot ladies working out either. Checking out this video of amazing sextastics Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton pimping out Victoria’s Secret new workout line, VSX, well, yes, I do not want to make this go away. Enjoy.
Oh, man, how I’d love to play a game of Duck Duck Goose with these three lovely angels.
Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima took Miami by storm yesterday on their aptly named ‘Very Sexy’ tour, promoting the fact that hot women in hot lingerie are just plain, well, hot. These three ladies of the silky panties and bras donned some skimpy white dresses and flung around some undies like it was some kind of late night sorority house precursor to the pillow fight party of my mid-night dreams.
While the clothing did prevent the girls from reaching their full deliciousness potential, it doesn’t take much libido leg work to imagine those dresses coming off and the party really getting started. Duck.
Anna Kendrick gets the Golden Globe snub. (HuffPo)
Are Kim Kardashian and co. in trouble? (FoxNews)
Olivia Munn covered nude PETA ad. (GossipCenter)
Nicole Scherzinger bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)
Katy Perry goes blue. (TMZ)
Erin Heatherton out and looking hot. (Popoholic)
Hot chicks on Facebook. (TheChive)