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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics, Kari Byron Busty, Ashley Tisdale Sexy Showoff, and Many More…

These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton Sweat Sexy for Victoria’s Secret VSX (VIDEO)

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Sometimes I think life would be much easier if it didn’t require physical exercise to keep fit and relatively alive. The sweating part is just a bit much really, and unless you’re one of those gym junkies who loves the burn, well, the old couch and remote provide a more premium physically engaging experience.

However, a world that required no workout would have its obvious downsides, namely no hot ladies working out either. Checking out this video of amazing sextastics Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton pimping out Victoria’s Secret new workout line, VSX, well, yes, I do not want to make this go away. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton VSX Photoshoot

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima Get Very Sexy in Miami

Oh, man, how I’d love to play a game of Duck Duck Goose with these three lovely angels.

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima took Miami by storm yesterday on their aptly named ‘Very Sexy’ tour, promoting the fact that hot women in hot lingerie are just plain, well, hot. These three ladies of the silky panties and bras donned some skimpy white dresses and flung around some undies like it was some kind of late night sorority house precursor to the pillow fight party of my mid-night dreams.

While the clothing did prevent the girls from reaching their full deliciousness potential, it doesn’t take much libido leg work to imagine those dresses coming off and the party really getting started. Duck.

Erin Heatherton January Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Anna Kendrick gets the Golden Globe snub. (HuffPo)

Are Kim Kardashian and co. in trouble? (FoxNews)

Olivia Munn covered nude PETA ad. (GossipCenter)

Nicole Scherzinger bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry goes blue. (TMZ)

Erin Heatherton out and looking hot. (Popoholic)

Hot chicks on Facebook. (TheChive)

Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson, Lily Aldridge, and Erin Heatheron Bring V.S. Into 2012

This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria’s Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.

A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There’s no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria’s Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.