Erin Heatherton

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton VSX Photoshoot

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima Get Very Sexy in Miami

Oh, man, how I’d love to play a game of Duck Duck Goose with these three lovely angels.

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima took Miami by storm yesterday on their aptly named ‘Very Sexy’ tour, promoting the fact that hot women in hot lingerie are just plain, well, hot. These three ladies of the silky panties and bras donned some skimpy white dresses and flung around some undies like it was some kind of late night sorority house precursor to the pillow fight party of my mid-night dreams.

While the clothing did prevent the girls from reaching their full deliciousness potential, it doesn’t take much libido leg work to imagine those dresses coming off and the party really getting started. Duck.

Erin Heatherton January Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Anna Kendrick gets the Golden Globe snub. (HuffPo)

Are Kim Kardashian and co. in trouble? (FoxNews)

Olivia Munn covered nude PETA ad. (GossipCenter)

Nicole Scherzinger bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry goes blue. (TMZ)

Erin Heatherton out and looking hot. (Popoholic)

Hot chicks on Facebook. (TheChive)

Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson, Lily Aldridge, and Erin Heatheron Bring V.S. Into 2012

This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria’s Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.

A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There’s no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria’s Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.

 

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Lead Pack of V.S. Hotties Already Pimping Valentine’s

Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
The Very Best Part of Valentine's

Gentlemen, you’ve got 40 short days left until the lady in your life measures the entire value of your relationship, and, let’s be honest, you short term ability to ‘git sum’, based upon your plans to feign, pretend, and otherwise not be your real self when it comes to the sickly sweet romance department. It’s not so hard really, like a prostate exam, you don’t want to do it, but you know at some point you’ve got to just suffer a bit o’ pain in the rear out of common practical sense.

Thanks to the good and silky-nothings producing people at Victoria’s Secret, and the likes of the super sextastic Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heathertonand Miranda Kerr, you can get an advanced look on the lingerie you’ll be wanting to buy your girl come February 14. Now, we always preface our Valentine’s lingerie pictures with this warning: objects in your mirror may not be quite the same shape as Victoria’s Secret angels, so, do measure expectations accordingly. I’ve found from my own ghosts of Valentine’s lingerie past that letting out a noticeable giggle during the unfurling of the silky underthings portion of the evening does little to assist in the conjugal portions of the evening. So, please, work on your ‘wow!’ right now; practice it, perfect it, and come six weeks from now, after an early bird dinner at Sizzler, some freeway offramp flowers, and a bit of satin and lace, you too will be getting down with your lady to the dulcet tones of Def Leppard on the bedroom audio system. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton For Our Holy Hotness Hanukkah Best Wishes

While we’ve been focused so heavily on the Yuletide hotness this Christmas season, we don’t want to forget that this is also the season of candle lighting and dreidel spinning for our Judaic friends, where the scent of freshly fried potato latkes can only mean one thing — time for some Erin Heatherton ogling. Forever one of our favorite Hebrew School Hotties,

Erin shows off her award-winning body this month for Victoria’s Secret VSX workout line, where the lingerie brand sells tight gym gear to millions of ladies who dream of looking like Erin. Thankfully for us gentleman oglers, we can sit back, sip on our Pabst, and dream of looking at Erin Heatherton, so much less hard work involved, albeit the same amount of sweat.

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