The Victoria’s Secret hit parade of hot bodies continues with more bikini shoots from Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton poolside in South Florida including a very wet and water dropping bikini set from Candice Swanepoel and some more shots of Erin Heatherton modeling two pieces that are really two pieces too many for her sextastic lightly freckled body.
It’s amazing how the Victoria’s Secret catalog for these bikinis is still many months away from coming out and I am already instinctively reaching into my wallet for my Diner’s Club card to start buying up several of the swimsuits for my closet collection. Nobody is immune to the pimping show these girls are putting on. Enjoy.
The good folks at Victoria’s Secret, makers of all things tiny and silky, and holder of much of my personal credit card debt, keeping finding new and hotter bikinis to strap onto the new and hotter Erin Heatherton to make their apparel look amazing and convince us men that if only we drove the right car, we might someday run our hands over a wet, tiger print bikini bottom-clad Erin Heatherton booty, looking ever so moist and pouty and perfect in a Miami pool. And they might just be right.
Erin Heatherton continues to break our hearts and bust our nuts with her potential for prurient perfection. It’s always the girls with the innocent faces and the naughty bodies that hurt us the most. I suppose it’s Mother Nature’s little inside joke. Enjoy.
Erin Heatherton was once a young Hebrew School Hottie favorite on Egotastic!, and she’ll always own a place in our nether regions junior Hall of Fame, but we can’t deny that her decision to be the latest to play the beard-ess role for Leo DiCaprio threw us for a complete loop, and not a fun loop, but the roller coaster when you’re a kid and you’ve had to much cotton candy and fruit punch kind of barfy loop. It was disturbing, and disappointing.
However, we’d be lying if we didn’t say that we are completely shallow, superficial, semi-degenerate-leaning individuals who are willing to pretty much overlook anything that gets in the way of us leering at super bikini hotness, including Erin Heatherton on a Victoria’s Secret bikini shoot down in South Florida. How can we ever stay angry at that fun body? We can’t. Enjoy.
Are you like me? Have you just been clamoring ceaselessly for a sequel to the movie Grown Ups, unable to go on with your daily life, let alone plan long term without knowing if there’d be a second edition to this cinematic fable? Yeah, probably not. But I bet you are like me in wanting to see a first look at Erin Heatherton on the set of Grown Ups 2, dressed as a cheerleader, and providing a healthy dose of cheerleader car wash fantasy goodness.
Now, I’m not sure if Erin Heatherton is still fake-dating Leo DiCaprio or not, but I do know that this Hebrew School hottie has me doing three cheers in my… well, just take a look for yourself and see if you don’t want to go back to a made-up high school filled with hot blonde soapy cheerleaders. Enjoy.
Vanity isn’t just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it’s now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say ‘Damn, I’m fine, the world needs to see some of this.’ Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects — themselves — which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.
This week’s sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.