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Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson, Lily Aldridge, and Erin Heatheron Bring V.S. Into 2012

This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria's Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.

A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There's no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria's Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.

 

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Lead Pack of V.S. Hotties Already Pimping Valentine’s

Gentlemen, you've got 40 short days left until the lady in your life measures the entire value of your relationship, and, let's be honest, you short term ability to 'git sum', based upon your plans to feign, pretend, and otherwise not be your real self when it comes to the sickly sweet romance department. It's not so hard really, like a prostate exam, you don't want to do it, but you know at some point you've got to just suffer a bit o' pain in the rear out of common practical sense.

Thanks to the good and silky-nothings producing people at Victoria's Secret, and the likes of the super sextastic Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heathertonand Miranda Kerr, you can get an advanced look on the lingerie you'll be wanting to buy your girl come February 14. Now, we always preface our Valentine's lingerie pictures with this warning: objects in your mirror may not be quite the same shape as Victoria's Secret angels, so, do measure expectations accordingly. I've found from my own ghosts of Valentine's lingerie past that letting out a noticeable giggle during the unfurling of the silky underthings portion of the evening does little to assist in the conjugal portions of the evening. So, please, work on your 'wow!' right now; practice it, perfect it, and come six weeks from now, after an early bird dinner at Sizzler, some freeway offramp flowers, and a bit of satin and lace, you too will be getting down with your lady to the dulcet tones of Def Leppard on the bedroom audio system. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton For Our Holy Hotness Hanukkah Best Wishes

While we've been focused so heavily on the Yuletide hotness this Christmas season, we don't want to forget that this is also the season of candle lighting and dreidel spinning for our Judaic friends, where the scent of freshly fried potato latkes can only mean one thing -- time for some Erin Heatherton ogling. Forever one of our favorite Hebrew School Hotties,

Erin shows off her award-winning body this month for Victoria's Secret VSX workout line, where the lingerie brand sells tight gym gear to millions of ladies who dream of looking like Erin. Thankfully for us gentleman oglers, we can sit back, sip on our Pabst, and dream of looking at Erin Heatherton, so much less hard work involved, albeit the same amount of sweat.

חג חנוכה שמח

Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, and Alessandra Ambrosio: The Victoria’s Secret Angels Take Puerto Rico by Sextastic Storm

Talk about your Commonwealth standing up for the common good. The beautiful island of Puerto Rico served as host for the latest Victoria's Secret store launch party, as the lingerie giant's world domination of the silk and lace fineries continues into the Latin American market. More importantly, with V.S. comes the sextastic angels, the heavenly bodies assigned to pimp and promote the pricey little nothings to the eagerly awaiting lingerie loving population.

Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, and Alessandra Ambrosio landed by helicopter on the shores of Puerto Rico like a hotness brigade, with the delivery of amazingly sextastic asset from abroad. Far better than spices, and definitely worth exchanging for rum, sheer utter hotness. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Mega-Roundup

Pardon me if we didn't sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It's a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie's largest annual celebration.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we're brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don't get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Lingerie Pictures May Cause Your Christmas Balls to Drop

I love the holidays. Oh, sure, at the actual Christmas time I drink a bottle of Old Grand-Dad and curse the merry carolers and end up being arrested for urinating on the decorated tree that just happens to be in my neighbor's living room, but leading up to the holidays means more and more lingerie photoshoots, including the turn for Erin Heatherton for the Holiday catalogue for Victoria's Secret. Every time an angel gets her wings, I hear bells. I think it's from the excessive Scrooging.

Erin Heatherton's ridiculously hot body in bras and panties will get you in the early holiday mood; like a sextastic fruit cake filled with nothing but awesome. Enjoy.