Now, some may find it odd that a man of my years, or really, any years, receives so many female merchandising catalogs to his home. And, you’d be right. But, then you’d not be seeing the bounty of beautiful bikini clad babes arriving this month by way of the onslaught of Victoria’s Secret swimsuit season pimping promos, with all of our favorite angels revealing the product of their photo work from the islands toward the end of last year.
And, in this case, the deliciously freckled Erin Heatherton, a Hebrew School Hottie who has risen the chain of Victoria’s Secret in rapid fashion to become one of the preeminent bubbly blondes in the lingerie and swimsuit arsenal. And, boy, is she packed into the newly released swimsuit sales materials. Check her out in not one, but two separate galleries of bikini and swimsuit hotness and see if you don’t, like us, spend many sleepless nights imagining playing connect the dots with the freckles all-over her body. Yum and enjoy.
As if the Caribbean wasn’t hosting enough celebrity bikini amateur talent over the holidays, now add to it the ongoing Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoots on St. Bart’s that added the freckled Hebrew School Hottie, Erin Heatherton, to the list of angels invading the tropical climes to flash and bare their perfectly sun-ripened bodies in two pieces bits of visual wonderment.
Next year, we’re going to spend Christmas in the islands, not that we don’t love our trips to the Rust Belt in December, but there’s something slightly more tingle-inducing about warm weather and some of the world’s finest ladies prancing about in tiny bikinis. It’s close, but the nod goes to the tropics. Enjoy.
Look, there’s eight long days and nights of this Festival of Lights, and there’s no reason you can’t take a little time for some Erin Heatherton bikini pictures from her current photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret down in St. Barts, the island that has refused my visa requests seventeen times.
We got down on our Hebrew School Hottie sextastic angel, Erin, this past year as she was paraded around in the latest in a growing line of DiCaprio hot model beards. Not even sure if they’re still putting on that ruse, and I’m not going to check because it just kind of makes me bothered. And not hot and bothered like when checking out Erin and her sweet bikini body, but just annoyed bothered. And who needs that kind of tsuris on Hanukkah? Enjoy.
You can’t have a sweet-arse lingerie fashion show without a pretty killer after party, as Victoria’s Secret hosted its annual post-Fashion Show shindig in the Big Apple last night getting all the angels to slip into something a little less comfortable, or, sadly, some clothes over their silky bits, and hit the party house for a little booze and conversation and showing off of the killer legs and such.
Sadly, our invitation to this party d’ super hotties got lost in our Spam folder somewhere, and we were forced to stay home watching Animal Planet and plucking off 12-ouncers from our earthquake emergency provisioned cases of Hamms beer. But, no matter how much we swilled, the killer crocs on the small screen never looked as hot as the likes of Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatheron, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr stepping into the party. Alas, the power of beer goggles only extends so far. Enjoy.
You know it’s a good day when Gwyneth Paltrow looks pretty damn hot, as she did at last night’s Golden Heart Awards, which I must admit I’m still not sure what it was for, and don’t care so much as long as it brings out the girls like Gweneth, Erin Heatherton, who is getting hotter and hotter with age, and Olivia Munn, who is getting more and more nekkid in every subsequent dream I have.
Three hot ladies, decked out in their finest, flashing just enough skin to let you know that if you could afford, you would be buying (sadly, there’s no rent-by-the-minute plan, because I think I could afford about three minutes with Olivia now that my paper-clip in a Subway sandwich settlement money is in.). Enjoy.