Erin Heatherton

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures Sextastic Blonde Goodness from Miami

Erin Heatherton was once a young Hebrew School Hottie favorite on Egotastic!, and she'll always own a place in our nether regions junior Hall of Fame, but we can't deny that her decision to be the latest to play the beard-ess role for Leo DiCaprio threw us for a complete loop, and not a fun loop,  but the roller coaster when you're a kid and you've had to much cotton candy and fruit punch kind of barfy loop. It was disturbing, and disappointing.

However, we'd be lying if we didn't say that we are completely shallow, superficial, semi-degenerate-leaning individuals who are willing to pretty much overlook anything that gets in the way of us leering at super bikini hotness, including Erin Heatherton on a Victoria's Secret bikini shoot down in South Florida. How can we ever stay angry at that fun body? We can't. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Soapy Cheerleader Pictures from the Set of ‘Grown Ups 2′

Are you like me? Have you just been clamoring ceaselessly for a sequel to the movie Grown Ups, unable to go on with your daily life, let alone plan long term without knowing if there'd be a second edition to this cinematic fable? Yeah, probably not. But I bet you are like me in wanting to see a first look at Erin Heatherton on the set of Grown Ups 2, dressed as a cheerleader, and providing a healthy dose of cheerleader car wash fantasy goodness.

Now, I'm not sure if Erin Heatherton is still fake-dating Leo DiCaprio or not, but I do know that this Hebrew School hottie has me doing three cheers in my... well, just take a look for yourself and see if you don't want to go back to a made-up high school filled with hot blonde soapy cheerleaders. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.

Jessica White and Erin Heatherton Two of the Many Hotties at Spring Dinner Dance in the Big Apple

I still hold a tender place in my heart for every girl I ever felt up at a school dance or formal. I hold a tender place in my groin for one of them who kicked me thusly on one of my Bryan Adams ballad reach-arounds, but I hold no grudges. So I was especially moved to see the hotness abounding at the Spring Dinner Dance charity function in N.Y.C. last night where a slew of sextastic celebs and models got decked out for a great cause, well, two great causes if you consider the visual delights for us gentleman oglers a great cause, and how can you not.

Among the wonderful wonderments of the female form in attendance were Jessica White, who we never see enough of, recently released from Leo's beardish clutches, Erin Heatherton, wicked hot new mom, Doutzen Kroes, and sultry goddess, Selita Ebanks. Were all of these ladies wearing far too much clothing for our tastes last eve? Yes, of course. But I think you'll find that a simple twist of the imagination screws will have them dancing nekkid in your mind in no time. Least, they're doing the clothes-less rumba in my head as we speak. Enjoy.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics, Kari Byron Busty, Ashley Tisdale Sexy Showoff, and Many More…

These girls just can't get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can't get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It's ever so perfect.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton Sweat Sexy for Victoria’s Secret VSX (VIDEO)

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Sometimes I think life would be much easier if it didn't require physical exercise to keep fit and relatively alive. The sweating part is just a bit much really, and unless you're one of those gym junkies who loves the burn, well, the old couch and remote provide a more premium physically engaging experience.

However, a world that required no workout would have its obvious downsides, namely no hot ladies working out either. Checking out this video of amazing sextastics Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton pimping out Victoria's Secret new workout line, VSX, well, yes, I do not want to make this go away. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima Get Very Sexy in Miami

Oh, man, how I'd love to play a game of Duck Duck Goose with these three lovely angels.

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Adriana Lima took Miami by storm yesterday on their aptly named 'Very Sexy' tour, promoting the fact that hot women in hot lingerie are just plain, well, hot. These three ladies of the silky panties and bras donned some skimpy white dresses and flung around some undies like it was some kind of late night sorority house precursor to the pillow fight party of my mid-night dreams.

While the clothing did prevent the girls from reaching their full deliciousness potential, it doesn't take much libido leg work to imagine those dresses coming off and the party really getting started. Duck.