Look, there’s eight long days and nights of this Festival of Lights, and there’s no reason you can’t take a little time for some Erin Heatherton bikini pictures from her current photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret down in St. Barts, the island that has refused my visa requests seventeen times.
We got down on our Hebrew School Hottie sextastic angel, Erin, this past year as she was paraded around in the latest in a growing line of DiCaprio hot model beards. Not even sure if they’re still putting on that ruse, and I’m not going to check because it just kind of makes me bothered. And not hot and bothered like when checking out Erin and her sweet bikini body, but just annoyed bothered. And who needs that kind of tsuris on Hanukkah? Enjoy.
You can’t have a sweet-arse lingerie fashion show without a pretty killer after party, as Victoria’s Secret hosted its annual post-Fashion Show shindig in the Big Apple last night getting all the angels to slip into something a little less comfortable, or, sadly, some clothes over their silky bits, and hit the party house for a little booze and conversation and showing off of the killer legs and such.
Sadly, our invitation to this party d’ super hotties got lost in our Spam folder somewhere, and we were forced to stay home watching Animal Planet and plucking off 12-ouncers from our earthquake emergency provisioned cases of Hamms beer. But, no matter how much we swilled, the killer crocs on the small screen never looked as hot as the likes of Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatheron, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr stepping into the party. Alas, the power of beer goggles only extends so far. Enjoy.
You know it’s a good day when Gwyneth Paltrow looks pretty damn hot, as she did at last night’s Golden Heart Awards, which I must admit I’m still not sure what it was for, and don’t care so much as long as it brings out the girls like Gweneth, Erin Heatherton, who is getting hotter and hotter with age, and Olivia Munn, who is getting more and more nekkid in every subsequent dream I have.
Three hot ladies, decked out in their finest, flashing just enough skin to let you know that if you could afford, you would be buying (sadly, there’s no rent-by-the-minute plan, because I think I could afford about three minutes with Olivia now that my paper-clip in a Subway sandwich settlement money is in.). Enjoy.
The Victoria’s Secret hit parade of hot bodies continues with more bikini shoots from Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton poolside in South Florida including a very wet and water dropping bikini set from Candice Swanepoel and some more shots of Erin Heatherton modeling two pieces that are really two pieces too many for her sextastic lightly freckled body.
It’s amazing how the Victoria’s Secret catalog for these bikinis is still many months away from coming out and I am already instinctively reaching into my wallet for my Diner’s Club card to start buying up several of the swimsuits for my closet collection. Nobody is immune to the pimping show these girls are putting on. Enjoy.
The good folks at Victoria’s Secret, makers of all things tiny and silky, and holder of much of my personal credit card debt, keeping finding new and hotter bikinis to strap onto the new and hotter Erin Heatherton to make their apparel look amazing and convince us men that if only we drove the right car, we might someday run our hands over a wet, tiger print bikini bottom-clad Erin Heatherton booty, looking ever so moist and pouty and perfect in a Miami pool. And they might just be right.
Erin Heatherton continues to break our hearts and bust our nuts with her potential for prurient perfection. It’s always the girls with the innocent faces and the naughty bodies that hurt us the most. I suppose it’s Mother Nature’s little inside joke. Enjoy.