You have your list. I have my list. The lovely ladies of television news, ranging from the front line reporters in the field to the sextastic entertainment news reporters to the women covering sports and politics. I searched my deepest prurient feelings to think about some of the names, faces, and most definitely bodies that get my channel clicking finger to rest awhile when I see them on my boob tube. I may not care much for what they’re covering, but I always watch, drool bucket handy.
I know it’s a double edged sword for attractive women working in television. But I lay the blame for any unnecessarily jagged hurdles at Mother Nature’s doorstep for making us who we are. As for me, I close the door so Mother Nature can’t see what happens to me when I flip the channels to find my hot ladies of television news. Check out my picks. I’m sure we have much to discuss on Egotastic Facebook. Enjoy.
Sportscaster Erin Andrews played some sports of her own in a cleavetastic game of beach volleyball. The sexy journalist wore a low cut top that showed off her volleyballs with every serve and spike. Erin’s ladies are a well loved staple of the sports world. Maybe it’s because most sportscasters look like John Madden. Her champions look amazing and glistening with sweat in these pictures. I don’t often use the word glistening, but that’s what they are doing. I’m not sure who invented the game of beach volleyball but they deserve some kind of Nobel prize. It takes a fairly boring game when played indoors and makes it awesome by putting it on a beach and making people wear bikinis and sports clothes to play it. It’s so hot they even made it an Olympic event.
I love Erin Andrews. I’m not even that in to sports and I watch the post-game show just to see her. I hope she gets into an intramural beach volleyball team this summer.
I’m willing to bet 50 Cent is not used to being rejected much by women, let alone for a fairly harmless kiss on the lips. But heavily fapped-to sports reporter Erin Andrews would have none of that intimate salutation when she ran into 50 Cent during the Fox broadcast of the Daytona 500 today.
Watch and see 50 Cent be denied what many of us have dreamed of doing to Erin Andrews for some time now (at least, how we dream the night of dirty naughty fun begins). Enjoy.
Every community has its get-togethers. Every culture its recurring functions that bind it as a people. Egotastic! has Reader Finds, that one day a week when all eighty-seven bazillion mens and womens members of this giant melting pot of sextastic celebrity appreciation bring all their dirty laundry and throw it into the cauldron to make the mot magical of stews. Sometimes, it just plain makes me cry like a little child who’s just seen his pet goldfish floating in the guest bathroom toilet after his mother promised him it was being set loose in Lake Titicaca. But that’s my cross to bear.
Today’s Reader Finds is our boldest, broadest, most skin-filled ever, and includes the likes of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stylistically topless, Kate Upton stills from her see-through fantastic moment of last week, Helen Mirren in a classic film flashing top and bottom, Andrea Rincon flashing even curvier bare top and bottom, gorgeous Malena Costa seaside in a bikini, classic shoutout to nekkid Bond Girl Ursula Andress, Imogen Thomas full bountiful bare boobtastic, Jennifer Metcalfe striking hot bikini pics, yet another wayback machine bit of birthday suit action from Linda Blair, Erin Andrews upskirts at the 2012 NHL, Laura Prepon higher-res topless, Claire Danes pokies in yoga, Kelly Brook pokies of her own, Halle Berry cleavetastic, Aubrey Plaza upskirt on TV, and, what the hell, why not some Leanna Decker topless pictures, just because you all care. It’s a ton of hotness. Take your time. There will be a test!
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At some point, for probably good intentions, but undoubtedly without regard for causality, somebody somewhere told Erin Andrews that men were really interested in her sideline reporting and analysis.
What else could move one of our favorite sports world babes to strut out onto national television strapped into leisure wear pants my grandmother recently threw out for making her look too much like Kanga from the Winnie the Pooh series.
When did this gunt occur and who knew about it? ESPN and the NCAA owe us some answers.
- Jennifer Lopez kicks asstastic on the beach. (HuffPo)
- Erin Andrews is cashing in on peephole video. (FoxNews)
- Kristin Cavallari, Carmen Electra and other hot celebs. (GossipCenter)
- Lea Michele leggy on Leno. (Celebuzz)
- Jessica Biel looks damn fine in a dress. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Shailene Woodley is an up and coming hottie. (LaineyGossip)
- Geri Halliwell sexes up the other side of the pond. (TMZ)
Just like last year, super model sportsy hottie Brooklyn Decker took the title of sexiest red carpet babe at last night’s ESPY Awards in Los Angeles. She’ll probably win that particular title until she actually drops out of the competition. I love the ESPYs for the mere fact that there’s absolutely no reason to have these awards other than to bring together a bunch of big named professional athletes with a bunch of big named super sexy celebrities, and, therein, is plenty reason enough.
In addition to Brooklyn Decker, ESPY sextastic standouts included lesbionic awesome Amber Heard, sportscaster hottie Erin Andrews, boobtastic Kendra Wilkinson, TV hostess Jill Wagner, hot TV actress Jaime Pressly, Bethany Hamilton, the world’s sexiest one-armed surfer, Indy driver Danica Patrick, model Damaris Lewis, sexy-thesp Kerry Washington, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, and our recently featured amazingly hot Rachel Nichols.
Quite a shot. Enjoy.