Emmy Rossum

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Candace Bailey, Shakira, The Michalka Sisters, and Much Much More…

Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.  

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can't even list it all. It's a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Topless Awesome Once More In Our Be-Lusted ‘Shameless’ (VIDEO)

 

Emmy Awesome could stick a knife in our kneecap and we'd still want to make sweet passionate three minutes of love to her every body part, because that's effin' dedication to a principle of hotness that can't be expressed in words, or bloodied patellas. We want to have HER babies, oh, that we could. 

For now, we must settle, and this is hardly a settle, for another epic appearance of the twin Rossum wonderments appearing topless in this past weekend's episode of the gloriously funbagged Shameless, wherein Emmy Rossum lays down another 'look at me know, prude Hollywood biyatches' scene in the face of her scared to be topless fellow thespianics. It's a thing of true beauty.

In this week's Boob Tube Roundup, you'll also find some stills of the ever so hot Jessica Pare from Mad Men in her bikini top. Kind of slow on film, so we left it off, but in photo form, drool-worthy. Enjoy.

Credit: Showtime

Amber Heard and Emmy Rossum Lead List of Hotties for a Night at the Opera

Everything I know about opera can be summed up in one word -- huh? Yeah, I don't really get it. It feels like Glee with less energy. Lots of heavy singing and lamenting. But, what I definitely do understand is that big nights at the opera bring out big celebrity hotties and last night's grand celebratory opening of some opera or another brought out the likes of Amber Heard, Emmy Rossum, Emma Roberts, and Chloe Moretz, the latter of whom were really not even supposed to be talking about at her age, let alone calling  'future knockout'. Yeah, we just said that.

Now, as a rule, I only put on a suit when I'm getting paid or I'm getting la... well, you know, but I might just have to press the one suit I do own. To the opera! Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes Sexy Shots of Emmy Rossum in Shameless and A Return to Spartacus Roman Raunchiness (VIDEO)

 

While most eyes of man-kind were affixed to the Super Bowl this past weekend, that doesn't mean there wasn't some serious downfield carnage taking place on a couple of our favorite pay cable shows as well, including Emmy Rossum, flashing her body in a bra and her co-star Shanola Hampton flashing a bit more with Post-It notes on Shameless, as well as the return to the big little boob tube screen of the Spartacus series, this year named Spartacus: Vengeance, revenging onto the screen with some serious making of the sexy scenes and Greco-Roman boobery including Katrina Law and Bonnie Sveen. Enjoy.

PS. Be sure to check out the Post-It note on Shanola's chest. Looks like some Shameless writers are spending some down low time on Egotastic! We love it.

Emmy Rossum Topless Shameless Hot; Weekend Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

How can we ever lament a weekend that includes Emmy Awesome topless? 

One of our most faptastic brunette thespianics continued to show why she deserves your attention, your applause, and quite likely your woodland axe being raised, as she once again peeled off her top on camera in the second season of Shameless, a show that if you're not watching regularly, well, shame on you. Because this weekend's Shameless also included a robust topless backside banging courtesy of blonde hottie Laura Wiggins, and a macabre topless turn from Molly Price. And, let we leave out House of Lies, a show that seems merely designed to get Don Cheadle pressing flesh with hot nekkid chicks each week, did not disappoint with Amy Landecker flashing kinky boobtastic peeks. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Flesh-on-Film Roundup Features Emmy Rossum, Meredith Giangrande, and Lynn Whitfield (VIDEO)

 

While we're most definitely be spending our afternoon at Underworld Awakening ogling our stalker crush, Kate Beckinsale, the rest of the weekend remains skinematically wide open nd our friends at Mr. Skin, have some suggestions for weekend flesh-on-filmed-media viewing opportunities, including a reprise of Emmy Awesome and Laura Wiggins topless in Shameless, Meredith Giangrande flashing hooters in Bucky Larson, and an oldie but boobie, Lynn Whitfield dancing topless with bananas in the Josephine Baker Story.

You can not go wrong from here. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr and Charlize Theron Lead Pack of Hotties at W Magazine Party at Chateau Marmont

Toss these ingredients into a libido salad in your mind: Miranda Kerr, Charlize Theron, Emma Roberts, Emmy Awesome, and Jessica Biel. Now, add some dressing (no, not that kind of... nevermind). 

This weekend was undoubtedly the best weekend for A-list celebrity hotness in a long long time. Downright epic proportions thanks to the Golden Globe Awards which just keeps getting bigger and bigger each year, along with the swank parties, like that put on by W magazine this weekend at Chateau Marmont that caused the assembly of so much sextastic dress-up time.

This entire Award weekend recap day has almost knocked us unconscious here with women so stunning, we're even forgetting for the moment that they're wearing too much clothing. Enjoy.