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Underrated Hottie Emmy Rossum Sees Her Own Shadow Meaning Two More Months Til Fresh ‘Shameless’

Shameless is filming again, which means only a couple more months until we have a fresh set of Emmy Awesome and her ability to rise to the boob tube occasion in one of our more recordable shows for adult-fun time entertainment. Emmy was out in Los Angeles freely-pimping her show, set to return in January, and flashing just a little under-the-t-shirt hint of the body that lies beneath. There's no shame in getting nekkid, Emmy, it's the highest form of giving. Enjoy.

EXCLUSIVE: Emmy Rossum and Amy Smart Bikini Pictures Bring Heat to the Set of Shameless

Emmy Awesome is back!

I've missed Shameless. I've missed the bouncy topless fun times that wonderful show has to offer, led by vastly underrated hottie Emmy Rossum and relative newcomer to the show, the delightfully faptastic Amy Smart (who I've lusted since, err, um, Felicity), both of whom we got a telescopic and candid glimpse of filming for the upcoming season in bikinis, and, well, if you're not feeling a bit shameless by ogling Emmy's bikini-clad keester right about now, you're just not ogling hard enough. Whoa, hot mamas. We hit the sexy celebrity bikini jackpot today. Enjoy.

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Olivia Munn Leads List of Well-Heeled Hotties at the Metropolitan Opera

Are you one of those guys who has a girlfriend who insists on doing these culturally significant dress-up events every now and then? You know what I'm talking about. Museums, art galleries, or watching some dude with a funky beard from Bulgaria playing classical guitar while you imagine how the event would be a bazillion times better if Angus Young arrived with his black Gibson SG and cranked on a little T.N.T. and then you accidentally fall half-asleep and drop your cucumber sandwich and your girlfriend elbows you in the side of your ill-fitting suit and gives you an evil look. Don't you hate when that happens?

At last night's Metropolitan Opera event, I think even I could have stayed awake given the celebrity hottie power on display, all decked out in their frocks and fineries, ready to elbow their boyfriends in the side. Former geek girl turned TV star Olivia Munn led the pack for me in terms of elegant sextastic. Oh, sure, the undressing remains the best part, but something to be said for a lady who can dominate the diamond and caviar circuit as well. Additional ogle-worthy babes included Emmy Rossum aka Emmy Awesome, underrated hottie, Rebecca Hall, veteran model, Claudia Schiffer, and Brazilian born super model, Racquel Zimmermann. Enjoy.

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Emmy Rossum Just Can’t Stop Flashing Her Delicious Rack

 

Emmy Rossum is Emmy Awesome. Get it? I know, way clever. Okay, so not as clever as the folks who make Shameless, designing a television show that has sweet actresses each and every week done gone topless, most notably the gritty cute Emmy Rossum flashing the flesh possums. C'mon, TV people, it's not that hard to figure out what your audience wants. Sure, some keen stories and well-developed characters are nice, but, well-developed-topless characters are what gets my fingers programming the DVR. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum and Laura Wiggins Double The Topless Pleasure in Shameless (VIDEO)

 

Movies for grown-ups are just about dead. Meanwhile, cable television just keeps rolling along with amazing series after amazing series of drugs, sex, and, well, sex. Shameless being one of my very favorite grown-up time experiences. Hey, the doctors may have diagnosed me as having been stuck at the psychological age of thirteen, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy shows that make you think. Or ogle hot boobs. Or both, though more so the boobtastic leering when in a single episode you have both the secretly sexy Emmy Rossum and the up-and-coming hottie Laura Wiggins flashing the world's most desirable form of melons. We are living in a very good age. Enjoy.

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