Whoever said it never rains in Southern California (a song penned by a British dude, actually, which makes sense) clearly hasn’t been paying attention to the veritable deluge Hollywood has been experiencing this week, with nearly half an inch of rain reported and intermittent drizzle bringing the city to a traffic halt. In any event, with climate conditions akin to the never-happened end of times Mayan Apocalypse, I’m looking for a few good skin-filled movies to watch on the home theater (a.k.a. my 19 inch Trinitron with internal speaker) and thanks to our friends at Mr. Skin, I have a pretty good working list.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Gemma Arterton not nekkid in Hansel & Gretel but topless in The Disappearance of Alice Creed, Tanit Phoenix nekkd in Death Race 4, and the glorious Emmy Awesome flashing her frontal cans in Season 3 of Shameless. Now, I’ve seen that last one 178 times now, but the first two I think are definite rent/buys. Enjoy.
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Oh, happy days when one of our favorite shows on television, Shameless, sees fit to grant us more shots of Emmy Awesome topless even if but for a few seconds of gloriously lust-crush filled full frontal boobtastic views. We dig our cute hottie TV stars, but the very very few who take their tops off on the boob tube for our ogling pleasure — goddesses! And Emmy Rossum fits that bill to a tee.
Check out this week’s Boob Tube Roundup for Emmy, and also a hot making of the sexy scene from Lili Simmons, newcomer to our landscape, featured in the new Cinemax thriller series, Banshee. It’s quite off the charts. Enjoy.
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A little trade secret here. The women’s magazine airbrush the shizz out of their celebrity photos even more than the men’s magazines do. Apparently, men are a bit more accepting of tiny flaws than the ladies when leering at their favorite celebs. Score one for the dudes!
Emmy Awesome makes an appearance in this month’s Self magazine, a newsstand classic perusal while I wait in the grocery store line to purchase my bottle of plastic-bottled tequila behind a customer paying with an out-of-state crumpled and slightly moist check. And, yes, the fools airbrushed the shizz out of the mighty hot Emmy, truly one of our thespianic favorites, but there’s still no stopping Awesome good looks from shining through. And Emmy just has it going on in spades these days. Enjoy.
It’s back. Showtime and some of their epic shows have returned with a vengeance in Lucky ’13, including one of our favorite shows on the boob tube, Shameless, and not just because we get to routinely see the gloriously hot Emmy Rossum often-nekkid and the boobtastic Shanola Hampton routinely baring her well-endowed form. It’s a great show, with great skin-filled visuals — how many of those are on TV? Not many.
Now, you throw in Kristen Bell flashing a little bra in House of Lies, and a little bra is all you may get from the delicious Kristen Bell, but still worthwhile, and suddenly you have a must see Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.
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Just as we turn the pages on another year, so too do we turn the page on 52 more editions of our very favorite weekly skin-filled adventure known as Reader Finds. That weekly communal gathering of voyeurs, pervs, oglers, gawkers, fanboys, and aficionados of all things sextastic that we like to call our readership that is nothing short of breathtaking in its social consciousness. It sure beats a potluck or company picnic.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Rosario Dawson nipple slipping in Fire with Fire (thanks to EgoReader ‘Junirods’), delicious model pics of T-Mobile girl Carly Foulkes (courtesy of regular ‘Joey G.’), Audrey Tautou topless in Princess and Emmnauelle Beart equally nekkid onscreen (blessings to ‘Frank L.’), inimitable ginger hottie Lucy Collett quite nekkid (contributed by fantastical ‘Kevin’), Kelly Brook topless and wicked hot (big ups to EgoReader ‘Jeff’), Selena Gomez in little cutie shorts on set (kudos to ‘Darren’ for this find), Emmy Rossum sexy hot for Modern Luxury magazine, Kelly Brook wicked damn hot in Barnaby Wilshier photoshoot (a million thanks to ‘Eva’), Nathalie Hayashi quite topless, quite delicious (lent from the sextastic library by ‘Ethan’), model Carla Osso ridiculously alluring in lingerie (contributed by ‘Owen’), Rhian Sugden topless for Frank White (peaches produced by ‘Devon’), Kelly Andrews, Danica Thrall, and Sophie Howard playing together without clothes (oh, my my by ‘Eric’), and India Reynolds topless in still lingerie Christmas awesomeness (thank you kindly to ‘Rick D.’) Now that is a mouthful. Enjoy.
This will excite both fans of the show Shameless, like me, and fans of Emmy Awesome, really really like me. You too?
The vastly underrated cutie-hottie is back at work on the set of Shameless filming for their third season and even though Emmy’s not dressed (or undressed) as revealing as we expect to see her on the show, just a pair of short shorts is enough for us to fall in lust all over again. Just one of those girls we can’t shake from the deep recesses of our libidos, and we don’t even want to try. Enjoy.
It just keeps getting better and better. Like an old box of Oreos or sex with hairy women, the more we dig, the more we’re finding ogle-worthy gems of the self-published sextastic from our very favorite celebrities, who just can not stop taking pictures of them hotselves to share with the rest of the world. Thankfully so.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes our be-lusted Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her sexy cans, Kendall Jenner bikini moments, Lucy Pinder barely covering herself, Elizabeth Gillies giving us naughty thoughts, Jessica Simpson cleavage, and just a ton more must-see private time photos from your ogle-worthy celebs. Check them out. And, enjoy.