Emmy Rossum

Emmy Rossum Is So Hot In Esquire That I Actually Might Start Crying

You can mock my very sensitive emotional state, but not before you take a long leer at the ridiculously sextastic Emmy Awesome covered topless in Esquire magazine and see if you don’t feel like shedding a few crocodile tears of happiness. Emmy is just a special treat even when she’s not trying to look amazing. When she turns on the afterburners to start pimping another season of Shameless, it’s time to call the boss and let him know you’re coming in late for work tomorrow. You might also want to pre-advise your landlord about generic plumbing issues.

Featured in the new edition of Esquire magazine, Emmy makes sweet passion inducement seem so damn easy, with a gift few women in this world are so fortunate to receive. Just the special few on my Wall of Fame. It’s really my ceiling, but I’ve learned through the years that nobody wants to talk about what’s on your ceiling. Either way, Emmy is there, I’m looking right at her. So hot! Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Is So Hot, Her Birthday Candles Blow Her Out

Do you think we could forget the birthday of Emmy Awesome, one of the primary reasons to own a television set these past few years. The girl of our dreams, dreams that can’t even be whispered aloud lest we be arrested for perverse indecency.

Do we have a present for her? Well, not exactly, but one for you to celebrate Emmy’s anniversary of coming into our lives. Ten of our favorite photos of the cutie hot brunette next door. If only that were the case. Happy Birthday, Emmy.

Emmy Rossum and a Short Skirt Is All I Need to Guide Me By

It’s been far too long since we’ve seen hide or hair or dare we say a bare Emmy Awesome. I’m having something of a withdrawl in betwixt seasons of Shameless and the wonderful skin filled moments therein. Emmy, we need to see you more often.

Such was my delight even for the simple visual treat of catching Emmy about town in a short skirt looking all summery naughty with her untamed hair, bespeaking of a woman with untamed passions to match my own not-legal in 27-states sweaty passionate plans for the two of us once we’re finally together.

Emmy Awesome not only floats my boat, she fills my main cabin with sweet dreams of the two of us circumnavigating the globe with only our exposed and chaffed genitals to guide us by. I suppose that’s a bit crude, but I’m learning to be honest. Oh, Emmy, please call me on reverse collect, I will accept the charges. Enjoy.

Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Rossum Highlight the Hotness at ‘Critics’ Choice Awards’

I’m not exactly sure what the Critics’ Choice Awards are, but I can tell you they chose wisely. I say that by default as Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Awesome all made their way elegantly and quite sextastically down the red carpet of the TV awards show.

Maybe the awards celebrate TV stars we’d most like to see strip out of their clothing, at least, if I’m guessing the award based on the entrants, that’s what I surmise. Though I’m not a critic, just a lover. I leave the criticisms and regrets to my girlfriends. Enjoy.

Shiri Appleby Topless Again! Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavetastc and Dawn Olivieri Topless Headline the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
Emmy Rossum Bra and Panties Scene in Shameless
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Wow and double wow. Thank you controversial and often difficult for a man to watch TV show Girls for bringing us a second dose of the fanboy faptastic Shiri Appleby topless for another week. Whatever else you do on that show to drive away male viewers, you compensate for with gems such as Shiri.

Adding to a stellar Boob Tube Roundup is sextastic Dawn Olivieri topless finally again in House of Lies, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing her cleavage big time on The Client List, Emmy Rossum doing her underwear skinny hot body thing on Shameless, Shanola Hampton and Emma Greenwell flashing their ta-ta’s on the same show. And more hot bodied topless goodness from Spartacus, War of the Damned. It’s all good. It’s all very good.

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Emmy Rossum More Awesome Topless Moments Highlight This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
Kay Story Nekkid in Banshee
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Season 3 of Shameless has been a great Renaissance for the faptastic topless shots of Shameless star, Emmy Awesome, who makes everything better by being hot and without any clothes on. In this past weekend’s episode of the anti-social comedy, Emmmy once again flashes her petite framed bare goodness in yet another display of why she’s the most desirable woman on the small screen, IMO.

Joining Emmy Rossum in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup, a brief brief shot of super Shameless sultry hottie Stephanie Fantauzzi, whose reps obsessively want everyone to know that Stephanie doesn’t do topless scenes because they live in 1950 or something, and a couple more hot skin scenes from the HBO/Cinemax drama, Banshee, featuring some casual nekkidness and fun bag fun time views. Yep, the small screen remains much hotter than the big screen, so dig in. Enjoy.

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Emmy Rossum, Mary Louise Parker, and Helen Hunt, Yep, All Nekkid In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Okay, so maybe it is back to 80 and sunny here on the Left Coast, but the fact remains, there’s no temperature for which some serious visuals of our very favorite veteran hotties on the little or big screen becomes less desirable. I mean, let’s be real, the chance of me seeing Emmy Awesome completely nekkid in person, well, maybe after I win the Lottery, twice, get struck by lightning, and survive, and the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Yes, very long odds. But on film, well, anything is not only possible, it’s all available at your fingertips.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features the aforementioned Emmy Awesome, not nekkid in Beautiful Creatures out in theaters, but quite exhibitionist in several episodes of the amazing Shameless, Helen Hunt flashing her veteran worked out body, full body and bush, in The Sessions, out on Blu-Ray this week, and also out on disc, Season 8 of Weeds, featuring yet another epic full body flash from our belusted MILFy herb smoking hottie, Mary Louise Parker. Some of the titans of our fantasies past and present, all together herein, and wearing no clothes. Enjoy.

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