Emmy Rossum

Emmy Rossum and a Short Skirt Is All I Need to Guide Me By

It's been far too long since we've seen hide or hair or dare we say a bare Emmy Awesome. I'm having something of a withdrawl in betwixt seasons of Shameless and the wonderful skin filled moments therein. Emmy, we need to see you more often.

Such was my delight even for the simple visual treat of catching Emmy about town in a short skirt looking all summery naughty with her untamed hair, bespeaking of a woman with untamed passions to match my own not-legal in 27-states sweaty passionate plans for the two of us once we're finally together.

Emmy Awesome not only floats my boat, she fills my main cabin with sweet dreams of the two of us circumnavigating the globe with only our exposed and chaffed genitals to guide us by. I suppose that's a bit crude, but I'm learning to be honest. Oh, Emmy, please call me on reverse collect, I will accept the charges. Enjoy.

Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Rossum Highlight the Hotness at ‘Critics’ Choice Awards’

I'm not exactly sure what the Critics' Choice Awards are, but I can tell you they chose wisely. I say that by default as Maria Menounous, Kaley Cuoco, and Emmy Awesome all made their way elegantly and quite sextastically down the red carpet of the TV awards show.

Maybe the awards celebrate TV stars we'd most like to see strip out of their clothing, at least, if I'm guessing the award based on the entrants, that's what I surmise. Though I'm not a critic, just a lover. I leave the criticisms and regrets to my girlfriends. Enjoy.

Shiri Appleby Topless Again! Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavetastc and Dawn Olivieri Topless Headline the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Wow and double wow. Thank you controversial and often difficult for a man to watch TV show Girls for bringing us a second dose of the fanboy faptastic Shiri Appleby topless for another week. Whatever else you do on that show to drive away male viewers, you compensate for with gems such as Shiri.

Adding to a stellar Boob Tube Roundup is sextastic Dawn Olivieri topless finally again in House of Lies, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing her cleavage big time on The Client List, Emmy Rossum doing her underwear skinny hot body thing on Shameless, Shanola Hampton and Emma Greenwell flashing their ta-ta's on the same show. And more hot bodied topless goodness from Spartacus, War of the Damned. It's all good. It's all very good.

Emmy Rossum More Awesome Topless Moments Highlight This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Season 3 of Shameless has been a great Renaissance for the faptastic topless shots of Shameless star, Emmy Awesome, who makes everything better by being hot and without any clothes on. In this past weekend's episode of the anti-social comedy, Emmmy once again flashes her petite framed bare goodness in yet another display of why she's the most desirable woman on the small screen, IMO.

Joining Emmy Rossum in this week's Boob Tube Roundup, a brief brief shot of super Shameless sultry hottie Stephanie Fantauzzi, whose reps obsessively want everyone to know that Stephanie doesn't do topless scenes because they live in 1950 or something, and a couple more hot skin scenes from the HBO/Cinemax drama, Banshee, featuring some casual nekkidness and fun bag fun time views. Yep, the small screen remains much hotter than the big screen, so dig in. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum, Mary Louise Parker, and Helen Hunt, Yep, All Nekkid In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Okay, so maybe it is back to 80 and sunny here on the Left Coast, but the fact remains, there's no temperature for which some serious visuals of our very favorite veteran hotties on the little or big screen becomes less desirable. I mean, let's be real, the chance of me seeing Emmy Awesome completely nekkid in person, well, maybe after I win the Lottery, twice, get struck by lightning, and survive, and the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Yes, very long odds. But on film, well, anything is not only possible, it's all available at your fingertips.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features the aforementioned Emmy Awesome, not nekkid in Beautiful Creatures out in theaters, but quite exhibitionist in several episodes of the amazing Shameless, Helen Hunt flashing her veteran worked out body, full body and bush, in The Sessions, out on Blu-Ray this week, and also out on disc, Season 8 of Weeds, featuring yet another epic full body flash from our belusted MILFy herb smoking hottie, Mary Louise Parker. Some of the titans of our fantasies past and present, all together herein, and wearing no clothes. Enjoy.

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Why Is This Photo of Emmy Rossum on VH-1 Morning Buzz Making Me Crazy?

Maybe it's the elongated furry creature on a mission in front of her face, maybe it's the way Emmy Awesome has her mouth agape in excited anticipation, or maybe it's just sick mind on the part of Egotastic!, but this photo of Emmy from yesterday morning's VH-1 Morning Buzz is just killing me.

Anything Emmy, ever so hot.

Emmy Rossum, Gemma Arterton and Tanit Phoenix Drop Top For This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Whoever said it never rains in Southern California (a song penned by a British dude, actually, which makes sense) clearly hasn't been paying attention to the veritable deluge Hollywood has been experiencing this week, with nearly half an inch of rain reported and intermittent drizzle bringing the city to a traffic halt. In any event, with climate conditions akin to the never-happened end of times Mayan Apocalypse, I'm looking for a few good skin-filled movies to watch on the home theater (a.k.a. my 19 inch Trinitron with internal speaker) and thanks to our friends at Mr. Skin, I have a pretty good working list.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Gemma Arterton not nekkid in Hansel & Gretel but topless in The Disappearance of Alice Creed, Tanit Phoenix nekkd in Death Race 4, and the glorious Emmy Awesome flashing her frontal cans in Season 3 of Shameless. Now, I've seen that last one 178 times now, but the first two I think are definite rent/buys. Enjoy.

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