Emmy Rossum

Shameless, Banshee, and True Detective Provide Skin Bits for the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

While it wasn't quite the monumental week in small screen skin as the past, January often shows us some sensuous leers at some of the fine ladies of the boob tube doing their benevolent work primarily on pay cable. Naturally, anything Emmy Awesome is going to catch our eye, even if it's just Emmy in her red bra strutting around the room on Shameless.

In addition to Emmy, this week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Trieste Kelly Dunn in a making of the sexy scene in Banshee, one killer show, and Michelle Monaghan in a brief, but quite nekkid gooey scene with Woody Harrelson, who must be loving his new role on True Detective, only a week after kissing Alexandra Daddario on her bare hiney. Oh, to be paid for that gig. Check them all out and do enjoy.

Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum, Keke Palmer Lead the Hotness at the Women in Television Celebration

I'm down for celebrating women anywhere. Why not the ladies of television who provide us so many wonderful views on a daily or weekly basis. Do you realize how hard it was for our cavemen ancestors to see tons of smoking hot half-dressed women? They had to ascend mountains and traverse valleys and face imminent danger just to maybe see one. We get to hit the remote and flip through a bevy of beauties from the comfort of our couch and beer holders. Silly cavemen.

A strong gaggle of sextastic ladies attended the Women in Television Celebration, highlighted by the cleavy hotness of Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Awesomeand a wonderful leggy show from Keke Palmer. I certainly felt the power of sisterhood. I mean, I think that's what I'm feeling, I can never be too precise when it  comes to tingles and shivers. There might be a little brotherhood involved here as well. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum, Chloe Sevigny, and Elizabeth Moss Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

It's time. The weekly review, a digest if you will, of the best skin on screen of the week in theaters or available for your home viewing. Where would we be without topless women on our digital devices? A cold, dark, and lonely place I tell you. I'd hate to have to think what life would be like outside, in the sun, without boobs. Shudder to think.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Chloe Sevigny topless and making the sexy once again in theaters in The Wait, Elizabeth Moss getting nekkid in a passionate scene from Top of the Lake now out on DVD, and Emmy Rossum baring her sweet funbags in the season premiere of Shameless. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Topless in Season 4 of Shameless Kickoff (Sneak Peak at Emmy’s Teats!)

 

In case you were wondering if Emmy Awesome would be flashing her wondrous melons in Season 4 of Shameless, you can stop wondering and start ogling her extended making of the sexy topless season in the first show of the season which starts this weekend.

If I could come up with a clever name for merging January with Emmy Awesome topless treats every new Shameless season, I would, but most all of my brain function is currently trained on the miracle that is Emmy's bare body in the history of one of my favorite shows on television. How fortunate I feel that one of my all-time hotties has bravely bared her funbags across a half dozen or more episodes of the show now, making this truly classic boob tube fare. These are wonderful times to be living in. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Stretch Pants Leaves Us Peeking for the Perfect Toe

Since Emmy Awesome did us the solid of getting all sweaty hot in stretch pants, we felt obliged to inspect her bejeweled area for some of her sweet camel toe of which we've dreamed of, err, grooming, for several years now. I'll leave it up to you inspectors of the close-ups to determine what you see. I'm so happy with Emmy's all-over hotness, that I'm still working my way down to her nether regions for a Christmas time snacky treat.

As we look forward to oh so many things in the coming year, another year of Shameless and a chance to see Emmy baring her wares ought to be near the top of that list. Along with peace on earth and that other semi-important stuff, naturally. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Is So Hot In Esquire That I Actually Might Start Crying

You can mock my very sensitive emotional state, but not before you take a long leer at the ridiculously sextastic Emmy Awesome covered topless in Esquire magazine and see if you don't feel like shedding a few crocodile tears of happiness. Emmy is just a special treat even when she's not trying to look amazing. When she turns on the afterburners to start pimping another season of Shameless, it's time to call the boss and let him know you're coming in late for work tomorrow. You might also want to pre-advise your landlord about generic plumbing issues.

Featured in the new edition of Esquire magazine, Emmy makes sweet passion inducement seem so damn easy, with a gift few women in this world are so fortunate to receive. Just the special few on my Wall of Fame. It's really my ceiling, but I've learned through the years that nobody wants to talk about what's on your ceiling. Either way, Emmy is there, I'm looking right at her. So hot! Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Is So Hot, Her Birthday Candles Blow Her Out

Do you think we could forget the birthday of Emmy Awesome, one of the primary reasons to own a television set these past few years. The girl of our dreams, dreams that can't even be whispered aloud lest we be arrested for perverse indecency.

Do we have a present for her? Well, not exactly, but one for you to celebrate Emmy's anniversary of coming into our lives. Ten of our favorite photos of the cutie hot brunette next door. If only that were the case. Happy Birthday, Emmy.