Actress and hot person Emmy Rossum went for a run on the set of Shameless in a pair of short shorts. They are the kind of shorts that were popular in the 70′s when all anyone did was jog and bone. Emmy has a pretty spectacular booty. It’s got just the right combination of curve and slim. Emmy also showed off her toned, flat bare midriff. Who needs that extra torso fabric when you are trying to exercise? Not Emmy. Her top is just a sports bra allowing us just a peek at her dynamite cleavage. I’m going to program my DVR to record this Shameless show so I can see more of Emmy in a sports bra.
I do so love jogging. Not doing it myself, of course, but watching women do it. Sometimes when I am walking in the park here in New York I just stand back and admire all of the bouncing boobies jogging their way around the track.
The lovely Emmy Rossum was all nips and midriffs as she left the gym in Beverly Hills. Emmy was sporting a pair of tight workout pants that hugged her lovely curves and displayed her awe-inspiring thigh gap. She was also showing off some fantastic bare midriff. Emmy’s has one of those finely toned stomachs that you hear about but rarely see in your average human. But the real news is up top in her sports bra. Maybe it was cold in the gym or maybe her nips were just in the mood to say hello. Whatever the reason, Emmy’s nippies poked through her sports bra like two shining headlights in a world of darkness. Emmy’s got a pretty spectacular rack to begin with, but a good nipple poke only adds to the wonder that is her boobies.
Some people find nipple pokes embarrassing. Why? I think they should be celebrated. There should be a national holiday celebrating the nipple poke.
Oh, Emmy Awesome, how I count the moments in between our meetings with such sweet sorry. I’m at infinity and still counting, but I never give up hope that someday you’ll see the light and realize that my insane levels of passion for your sextastic are the highest form of flattery. If only I could actually get paid for that.
I’d like to think that Emmy’s poking headlights in Hollywood over the weekend are a sign that she’s been reading my letters. I actually form them to work on multiple levels, she could just smell them and imbue my intentions. Yes, Emmy, lime green tank top nipple pokes. I am receiving your message loud and clear. Well, I might need to adjust the knobs just a tad. I promise, this won’t hurt. Enjoy.
Singer, actress, and hot person Emmy Rossum was spotted in West Hollywood showing off her tight mid-riff. Emmy had been working out and she had tucked her shirt into her sports bra. The result was a full-on display of her lovely stomach. It’s flat, toned, and glorious. Emmy is in phenomenal shape. You can tell because the pants are really tight and you can see the exact outline and dimensions of her booty. You’ve got to be pretty confident in your butt looking good to wear pants this tight. There’s also some pretty extraordinary thigh gap. At first I didn’t get the whole big whoop about thigh gap but I’m starting to come around. Emmy has one of the best I’ve seen in a while. It’s like her thighs are in separate zip codes.
Emmy is genuinely sexy. I even watched that YA fantasy movie Beautiful Creatures just because it had her in it. It was worth the pain.
Emmy Awesome could be my girlfriend any time she wanted to be. And while she hasn’t taken me up on that specific opening, not yet at least, that doesn’t mean I’m not still tracking her minxy cute and alluring whereabouts about town. Especially when she’s out and about and showing off some of her lovely legs in a shorter skirt. I do so love any and all parts of Emmy, many of which we get to frequently see on Shameless, or on here, even if just the legs I would massage until she begged for mercy or the police arrived, whichever happened first.
Emmy is such an under-appreciated Tinsel Town sextastic. She hardly seems like she’s trying. Maybe she isn’t even trying. That just makes her that much hotter. Emmy, you can do no wrong in my book, but I surely hope you try to test my limits. Enjoy.
I must be honest with you. I have no video for you this week. I was thinking of some excuses, but mostly it’s just because I watched way too much college basketball this weekend in addition to my weekend volunteer work of course, which coincidentally involves drinking lots of domestic beer and filling out early March Madness brackets. In short, I throw myself on the mercy of all sports addicted men who’ve ever had one too many. So, most all of you.
Nevertheless, it was quite a skin baring week on the little screen, as captured in various stills of Emmy Awesome in the shower on Shameless, her new revealing costar Nichole Bloom quite topless, Ivana Milicevic and Lili Simmons just being two crazily underrated TV hotties with bodies built for show, Lena Dunham naturally au natural to say the least and her co-star Allison Williams in a love making scene of her own. Jessica Parker Kennedy and a couple other naughty pirate wenches baring bare bodies in Black Sails on Starz and Rocio Palaez quite topless in the Spanish television drama, El Principe. Oh, yes, I went there. Enjoy.
What a wonderfully nice and delightful week it was for skin on the little tube. The boob tube wherein we see more precious celebrity skin than is generally available in any mainstream theatrical fare these days. Yes, it’s all happening in the living rooms these days, and the skin and the quality of the shows just keeps on exceeding expectations. What a pleasant surprise.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes a brief, but sweet peek at the bare boobtastic of Emmy Awesome in Shameless, her counterpart Emma Greenwell being far less shy about showing off her nekkid form in wild bedroom scenes, Lili Simmons in another epic grunting nekkid scene in Banshee, and Jessica Parker Kennedy tempting a topless Hannah New with her bare lady nest in Black Sails. Quite the well-rounded offering of thespianic skin this week. This is really the best kind of drama. Thank you artists for your craft. Enjoy.
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