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Emmy Rossum in the Shower, Ivana Milicevic Topless Seduction, and Lena Dunham Bare Again Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup

 
Rocio Pelaez Topless in El Principe
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I must be honest with you. I have no video for you this week. I was thinking of some excuses, but mostly it’s just because I watched way too much college basketball this weekend in addition to my weekend volunteer work of course, which coincidentally involves drinking lots of domestic beer and filling out early March Madness brackets. In short, I throw myself on the mercy of all sports addicted men who’ve ever had one too many. So, most all of you.

Nevertheless, it was quite a skin baring week on the little screen, as captured in various stills of Emmy Awesome in the shower on Shameless, her new revealing costar Nichole Bloom quite topless, Ivana Milicevic and Lili Simmons just being two crazily underrated TV hotties with bodies built for show, Lena Dunham naturally au natural to say the least and her co-star Allison Williams in a love making scene of her own. Jessica Parker Kennedy and a couple other naughty pirate wenches baring bare bodies in Black Sails on Starz and Rocio Palaez quite topless in the Spanish television drama, El Principe. Oh, yes, I went there. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Flashing Her Bare Udders and Jessica Parker Kennedy Flashing Her Bare Muffin Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO

 
Jessica Parker Kennedy and Hannah New Topless in Black Sails
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What a wonderfully nice and delightful week it was for skin on the little tube. The boob tube wherein we see more precious celebrity skin than is generally available in any mainstream theatrical fare these days. Yes, it’s all happening in the living rooms these days, and the skin and the quality of the shows just keeps on exceeding expectations. What a pleasant surprise.

This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes a brief, but sweet peek at the bare boobtastic of Emmy Awesome in Shameless, her counterpart Emma Greenwell being far less shy about showing off her nekkid form in wild bedroom scenes, Lili Simmons in another epic grunting nekkid scene in Banshee, and Jessica Parker Kennedy tempting a topless Hannah New with her bare lady nest in Black Sails. Quite the well-rounded offering of thespianic skin this week. This is really the best kind of drama. Thank you artists for your craft. Enjoy.

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Shameless, Banshee, and True Detective Provide Skin Bits for the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
Emmy Rossum in a Bra on Shameless
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While it wasn’t quite the monumental week in small screen skin as the past, January often shows us some sensuous leers at some of the fine ladies of the boob tube doing their benevolent work primarily on pay cable. Naturally, anything Emmy Awesome is going to catch our eye, even if it’s just Emmy in her red bra strutting around the room on Shameless.

In addition to Emmy, this week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Trieste Kelly Dunn in a making of the sexy scene in Banshee, one killer show, and Michelle Monaghan in a brief, but quite nekkid gooey scene with Woody Harrelson, who must be loving his new role on True Detective, only a week after kissing Alexandra Daddario on her bare hiney. Oh, to be paid for that gig. Check them all out and do enjoy.

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Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum, Keke Palmer Lead the Hotness at the Women in Television Celebration

I’m down for celebrating women anywhere. Why not the ladies of television who provide us so many wonderful views on a daily or weekly basis. Do you realize how hard it was for our cavemen ancestors to see tons of smoking hot half-dressed women? They had to ascend mountains and traverse valleys and face imminent danger just to maybe see one. We get to hit the remote and flip through a bevy of beauties from the comfort of our couch and beer holders. Silly cavemen.

A strong gaggle of sextastic ladies attended the Women in Television Celebration, highlighted by the cleavy hotness of Jenna Dewan, Bella Thorne, Maria Menounos, Emmy Awesomeand a wonderful leggy show from Keke Palmer. I certainly felt the power of sisterhood. I mean, I think that’s what I’m feeling, I can never be too precise when it  comes to tingles and shivers. There might be a little brotherhood involved here as well. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum, Chloe Sevigny, and Elizabeth Moss Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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It’s time. The weekly review, a digest if you will, of the best skin on screen of the week in theaters or available for your home viewing. Where would we be without topless women on our digital devices? A cold, dark, and lonely place I tell you. I’d hate to have to think what life would be like outside, in the sun, without boobs. Shudder to think.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Chloe Sevigny topless and making the sexy once again in theaters in The Wait, Elizabeth Moss getting nekkid in a passionate scene from Top of the Lake now out on DVD, and Emmy Rossum baring her sweet funbags in the season premiere of Shameless. Enjoy.

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Emmy Rossum Topless in Season 4 of Shameless Kickoff (Sneak Peak at Emmy’s Teats!)

 
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In case you were wondering if Emmy Awesome would be flashing her wondrous melons in Season 4 of Shameless, you can stop wondering and start ogling her extended making of the sexy topless season in the first show of the season which starts this weekend.

If I could come up with a clever name for merging January with Emmy Awesome topless treats every new Shameless season, I would, but most all of my brain function is currently trained on the miracle that is Emmy’s bare body in the history of one of my favorite shows on television. How fortunate I feel that one of my all-time hotties has bravely bared her funbags across a half dozen or more episodes of the show now, making this truly classic boob tube fare. These are wonderful times to be living in. Enjoy.

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Emmy Rossum Stretch Pants Leaves Us Peeking for the Perfect Toe

Since Emmy Awesome did us the solid of getting all sweaty hot in stretch pants, we felt obliged to inspect her bejeweled area for some of her sweet camel toe of which we’ve dreamed of, err, grooming, for several years now. I’ll leave it up to you inspectors of the close-ups to determine what you see. I’m so happy with Emmy’s all-over hotness, that I’m still working my way down to her nether regions for a Christmas time snacky treat.

As we look forward to oh so many things in the coming year, another year of Shameless and a chance to see Emmy baring her wares ought to be near the top of that list. Along with peace on earth and that other semi-important stuff, naturally. Enjoy.