Emma K

Humpday Huzzah! Emma K in a French Maid Costume Topless in the Conservatory with Colonel Mustard

Emma K Topless French Maid Striptease Shoot
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People throw around the word ‘cliche’ like it’s a bad thing. But cliches often come about because they’re simply timeless truisms. Like the French maid costume. Sure, it’s not fresh, it’s cliche. But it works. And it never stops working, not when it’s being brought out of the closet once again by the crazy amazing body of Emma K for a striptease shoot in the boudoir. Yes, I am completely willing to suspend my disbelief for any amount of time and believe that Emma K is a maid I’ve brought over from Marseilles to clean all six hundred feet of my humble abode with a feather duster and a silky low cut asstastic revealing uniform. It could happen.

On Wednesday’s, the hump of the work week, why not dream a little dream of hitting the big boobtastic time with the likes of Emma K. Dreams are free and really have yet to be topped by anything on pay cable, though it’s often close. Emma K, you blessedly bosomed topless French maid, merci beaucoup. There will be a little something extra in your envelope this week. Huzzah!

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Naughty Topless Striptease in Pleather

Emma K Sexy Topless Photoshoot
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Anything to do with leather, hot bosomy bodies, naughty girls, and the leather coming off is naturally going to garner my sincerest attention. Even though nobody uses really leather anymore these days since it’s cruel to the cows, you know, after we bonk them on the heads, slice them up, and cook them, it’s really best to dine in imitation skins.

But there’s nothing imitation about naughty and alluring Emma K. Okay, maybe a little something something. Still, on the final day of the workweek when we celebrate all that is round and fantasy-inducing, a lovely lass like Emma being crazy sensational stripping her ripe betties out of her pleather and lace, well, it’s enough to make a man want to build a castle and get himself a fair wench to warm his keep during the chilly morns. And even more raunchy things in the evening. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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Humpday Huzzah! Emma K Strips Topless Out of Her Prom Dress

Emma K Strips Topless Out Of Her Silk Dress
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Okay, so maybe that prom interpretation is just in my head. I am jilted to this day from experiencing not one, but two separate equally failed prom nights during my high school experience. It codified in my mind that I would never ever again don a tux unless intimate activity with a woman was at least a strong possibility. It’s simply not worth trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie for any other reason. No offense to people who like bow ties.

Still, seeing the deliciously delightful and body hot Emma K stripping out of her fancy dress leaves me reminiscing for what might have been, you know, if I’d been smart enough to take Emma K to my prom instead of stupid what’s-her-face. Emma has the dual talent of stripping with a smile and having the treasure chest of plenty once undressed. I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate the midpoint of our week than with the blessedly hot peaks of Emma K. It’s never to late to redo your prom night. Huzzah!

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Emma K Has a Bull Whip and Leather Boots and Some Amazing Funbags (The Three Keys to My Heart)

Emma K Naughty Topless Photoshoot
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It doesn’t take a lot to make me happy. Strike that, it doesn’t take a lot to make me horny which then makes me happy. One sextastic blonde with an amazing body, leather boots, and a dangerous looking whip stripping out of her clothes in the bedroom is certain to make the day feel just like Christmas.

Thank you kindly to the ever-hot Emma K for revealing her fine female funbags in just such a dominating manner. I’m not suggesting I’d actually like to feel the sting of a taming weapon, not so much as just the general threat should boots not be removed fast enough and feet massages in a timely manner, naturally. Foreplay is nothing more than submissive play, so how you choose to live your necessary five minutes shall not be judged by me. I’m not judge, except of sweet delectable body treats, for which I give Emma K the blue ribbon, to match the color of my… never mind. I don’t want to ruin her special moment. Enjoy.

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Emma K Topless Kinky Hotness With a Riding Crop for Mammarial Monday

Emma K Kinky Topless Striptease Photoshoot
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I’m a simple man. Give me one ridiculously fine blonde hottie with outstanding chestal treats with a riding crop and some naughty leather chaps and I’m pretty much set on my fantasy fulfillment front for the current moon.

Emma K is truly on lust inducing fine female form with boobtatic delivered straight from the heavens. You give her a kinky mistress edge and I’m about to fall into a heap of melted pieces. Ever so fine to celebrate the best and the most bodacious on a Mammarial Monday back to the grind. Mmm, Emma K, grind. That is the dream. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Topless Naughty School Girl Perfection

Emma K Topless Schoolgirl Striptease
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After seeing the delightfully delicious Emma K in her social media pic yesterday in the Roundup, many of you, including EgoReader regular ‘Jess D.’, inquired, cajoled, and or offered up your own favorite Emma K visuals. She is quite the thing. And, by thing, I do mean girl I will dream about for decades to come but only get kicked in the groin if I ever get within three feet of. Still, I’m so down with Emma K as a topless naughty schoolgirl I’m not sure I can put it into words. Just barely muttered high pitch syllables escaping in halted breath from my person.

On Fridays, we give thanks to everything soft and cushiony and devlishly angelic on the front side of our most beautiful ladyfolk. Emma K is in the category of most beautiful ladyfolk. Her sweet blessed funbags speak for themselves. TGIF!

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Arianny Celeste Bikini, Nicki Minaj Taped Nipple Showoff, and Victoria Justice Tongue Wagging Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know Halloween was just made for young hot female celebrities and their imaginations. Well, technically, their dress up desires and our imaginations running wild. Forget Heidi Klum and her old lady get up, most of the hotties in Hollywood were going for haunted sex appeal. And, of course, making sure they captured and shared their own sextastic holiday creativity.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Victoria Justice unusually cleavy for Halloween, Arianny Celeste bikini wicked, Jessica Lowndes showing off holiday cleave, Emma K and her amazing booty, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in their grown up dresses, Ariana Grande hotness, Nicki Minaj showing off her wares, Bella Thorne and her sisters being mermaids, and much much more. You owe it to the bastards who took away our Daylight Savings Time to check out each and every one of these smoking hot social media candids. Enjoy.