Emma K

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Naughty Topless Striptease in Pleather


Anything to do with leather, hot bosomy bodies, naughty girls, and the leather coming off is naturally going to garner my sincerest attention. Even though nobody uses really leather anymore these days since it's cruel to the cows, you know, after we bonk them on the heads, slice them up, and cook them, it's really best to dine in imitation skins.

But there's nothing imitation about naughty and alluring Emma K. Okay, maybe a little something something. Still, on the final day of the workweek when we celebrate all that is round and fantasy-inducing, a lovely lass like Emma being crazy sensational stripping her ripe betties out of her pleather and lace, well, it's enough to make a man want to build a castle and get himself a fair wench to warm his keep during the chilly morns. And even more raunchy things in the evening. Thank God It's Funbags!

Humpday Huzzah! Emma K Strips Topless Out of Her Prom Dress


Okay, so maybe that prom interpretation is just in my head. I am jilted to this day from experiencing not one, but two separate equally failed prom nights during my high school experience. It codified in my mind that I would never ever again don a tux unless intimate activity with a woman was at least a strong possibility. It's simply not worth trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie for any other reason. No offense to people who like bow ties.

Still, seeing the deliciously delightful and body hot Emma K stripping out of her fancy dress leaves me reminiscing for what might have been, you know, if I'd been smart enough to take Emma K to my prom instead of stupid what's-her-face. Emma has the dual talent of stripping with a smile and having the treasure chest of plenty once undressed. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the midpoint of our week than with the blessedly hot peaks of Emma K. It's never to late to redo your prom night. Huzzah!

Emma K Has a Bull Whip and Leather Boots and Some Amazing Funbags (The Three Keys to My Heart)


It doesn't take a lot to make me happy. Strike that, it doesn't take a lot to make me horny which then makes me happy. One sextastic blonde with an amazing body, leather boots, and a dangerous looking whip stripping out of her clothes in the bedroom is certain to make the day feel just like Christmas.

Thank you kindly to the ever-hot Emma K for revealing her fine female funbags in just such a dominating manner. I'm not suggesting I'd actually like to feel the sting of a taming weapon, not so much as just the general threat should boots not be removed fast enough and feet massages in a timely manner, naturally. Foreplay is nothing more than submissive play, so how you choose to live your necessary five minutes shall not be judged by me. I'm not judge, except of sweet delectable body treats, for which I give Emma K the blue ribbon, to match the color of my... never mind. I don't want to ruin her special moment. Enjoy.

Emma K Topless Kinky Hotness With a Riding Crop for Mammarial Monday


I'm a simple man. Give me one ridiculously fine blonde hottie with outstanding chestal treats with a riding crop and some naughty leather chaps and I'm pretty much set on my fantasy fulfillment front for the current moon.

Emma K is truly on lust inducing fine female form with boobtatic delivered straight from the heavens. You give her a kinky mistress edge and I'm about to fall into a heap of melted pieces. Ever so fine to celebrate the best and the most bodacious on a Mammarial Monday back to the grind. Mmm, Emma K, grind. That is the dream. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Topless Naughty School Girl Perfection


After seeing the delightfully delicious Emma K in her social media pic yesterday in the Roundup, many of you, including EgoReader regular 'Jess D.', inquired, cajoled, and or offered up your own favorite Emma K visuals. She is quite the thing. And, by thing, I do mean girl I will dream about for decades to come but only get kicked in the groin if I ever get within three feet of. Still, I'm so down with Emma K as a topless naughty schoolgirl I'm not sure I can put it into words. Just barely muttered high pitch syllables escaping in halted breath from my person.

On Fridays, we give thanks to everything soft and cushiony and devlishly angelic on the front side of our most beautiful ladyfolk. Emma K is in the category of most beautiful ladyfolk. Her sweet blessed funbags speak for themselves. TGIF!

Arianny Celeste Bikini, Nicki Minaj Taped Nipple Showoff, and Victoria Justice Tongue Wagging Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know Halloween was just made for young hot female celebrities and their imaginations. Well, technically, their dress up desires and our imaginations running wild. Forget Heidi Klum and her old lady get up, most of the hotties in Hollywood were going for haunted sex appeal. And, of course, making sure they captured and shared their own sextastic holiday creativity.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Victoria Justice unusually cleavy for Halloween, Arianny Celeste bikini wicked, Jessica Lowndes showing off holiday cleave, Emma K and her amazing booty, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in their grown up dresses, Ariana Grande hotness, Nicki Minaj showing off her wares, Bella Thorne and her sisters being mermaids, and much much more. You owe it to the bastards who took away our Daylight Savings Time to check out each and every one of these smoking hot social media candids. Enjoy.

Emma K, A Thong, No Top, A Simple Recipe for So Much Goodness


When it comes to hottie Emma K, I'm pretty sure she'd look devastatingly hot in the pitch dark. You could probably just sense her sextastic. I'd sure love to try this experiment. Maybe I'd even have my hands tied behind my back, but I'd have to insist my muzzle be off. Ah, such are the dreams inspired by seeing the sextastic likes of Emma K, stripping every so slowly and wonderfully down to just her thong.

It's inspiring. I feel like I want to build something, or invent something, or just have a beer and take a nap and dream about her. If I know myself, it'll likely be the latter. Enjoy.