Emma K

Emma K Has a Bull Whip and Leather Boots and Some Amazing Funbags (The Three Keys to My Heart)


It doesn't take a lot to make me happy. Strike that, it doesn't take a lot to make me horny which then makes me happy. One sextastic blonde with an amazing body, leather boots, and a dangerous looking whip stripping out of her clothes in the bedroom is certain to make the day feel just like Christmas.

Thank you kindly to the ever-hot Emma K for revealing her fine female funbags in just such a dominating manner. I'm not suggesting I'd actually like to feel the sting of a taming weapon, not so much as just the general threat should boots not be removed fast enough and feet massages in a timely manner, naturally. Foreplay is nothing more than submissive play, so how you choose to live your necessary five minutes shall not be judged by me. I'm not judge, except of sweet delectable body treats, for which I give Emma K the blue ribbon, to match the color of my... never mind. I don't want to ruin her special moment. Enjoy.

Emma K Topless Kinky Hotness With a Riding Crop for Mammarial Monday


I'm a simple man. Give me one ridiculously fine blonde hottie with outstanding chestal treats with a riding crop and some naughty leather chaps and I'm pretty much set on my fantasy fulfillment front for the current moon.

Emma K is truly on lust inducing fine female form with boobtatic delivered straight from the heavens. You give her a kinky mistress edge and I'm about to fall into a heap of melted pieces. Ever so fine to celebrate the best and the most bodacious on a Mammarial Monday back to the grind. Mmm, Emma K, grind. That is the dream. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Topless Naughty School Girl Perfection


After seeing the delightfully delicious Emma K in her social media pic yesterday in the Roundup, many of you, including EgoReader regular 'Jess D.', inquired, cajoled, and or offered up your own favorite Emma K visuals. She is quite the thing. And, by thing, I do mean girl I will dream about for decades to come but only get kicked in the groin if I ever get within three feet of. Still, I'm so down with Emma K as a topless naughty schoolgirl I'm not sure I can put it into words. Just barely muttered high pitch syllables escaping in halted breath from my person.

On Fridays, we give thanks to everything soft and cushiony and devlishly angelic on the front side of our most beautiful ladyfolk. Emma K is in the category of most beautiful ladyfolk. Her sweet blessed funbags speak for themselves. TGIF!

Arianny Celeste Bikini, Nicki Minaj Taped Nipple Showoff, and Victoria Justice Tongue Wagging Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know Halloween was just made for young hot female celebrities and their imaginations. Well, technically, their dress up desires and our imaginations running wild. Forget Heidi Klum and her old lady get up, most of the hotties in Hollywood were going for haunted sex appeal. And, of course, making sure they captured and shared their own sextastic holiday creativity.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Victoria Justice unusually cleavy for Halloween, Arianny Celeste bikini wicked, Jessica Lowndes showing off holiday cleave, Emma K and her amazing booty, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in their grown up dresses, Ariana Grande hotness, Nicki Minaj showing off her wares, Bella Thorne and her sisters being mermaids, and much much more. You owe it to the bastards who took away our Daylight Savings Time to check out each and every one of these smoking hot social media candids. Enjoy.

Emma K, A Thong, No Top, A Simple Recipe for So Much Goodness


When it comes to hottie Emma K, I'm pretty sure she'd look devastatingly hot in the pitch dark. You could probably just sense her sextastic. I'd sure love to try this experiment. Maybe I'd even have my hands tied behind my back, but I'd have to insist my muzzle be off. Ah, such are the dreams inspired by seeing the sextastic likes of Emma K, stripping every so slowly and wonderfully down to just her thong.

It's inspiring. I feel like I want to build something, or invent something, or just have a beer and take a nap and dream about her. If I know myself, it'll likely be the latter. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Emma K Topless Schoolgirl Striptease For Your Hottie on a Haystack Needs


You've reached the middle of the week, which around here we call an accomplishment. And, as is traditional in awarding such rewards, we grant you the gift of a super hot bodacious blonde dressed as a schoolgirl stripping on top of a haystack. We are a bit old-fashioned around these parts.

And, for this Humpday surprise, not just any girl, but the ridiculously hot Emma K, who has a penchant for turning men's knees into wobbling joints and then making those wobbling joints quite happy. And this farmer's daughter fantasy thing, well, this is a gift indeed. Huzzah!

Emma K Topless Striptease Out of Her Red Shiny Bodysuit for Mammarial Mondays


We haven't seen the girl mysteriously known as Emma K for a while now, and while I judge time like Einstein did, rather relatively, or is that relativity, I must admit that sometimes I feel like breaking into My Heart Will Go On on the bow of a ship or something when I begin to really miss a beautiful face and one wicked hot body.

On Mondays, kinda sorta like other days, we do take time to honor, admire, and bow down and kiss the very Mother Earth that sustains boobtastic hotties like Emma K. Now, Mother Earth may not be responsible for that red body suit Emma is stripping out of, it seems somewhat unnatural, but for anybody and everybody who made this mammarial moment possible, bless. Enjoy.