A young boy once asked a wise man which he preferred, Fridays or Funbags. The wise man replied ‘In that choice, there is no choice.’ While the young boy was interpreting the sagely advice, the wise man kicked him in his pre-pubescent nut sack and ran.
I was that young boy. And in that painful moment that I carry forward to this very day, did conceive T.G.I.F., a combination of perhaps the two greatest things in life, the end of the week of school or work or supervised community service and the precious, milky melons placed on the chests of beautiful women by Mother Nature herself as her greatest gift to man-kind.
This week we celebrate T.G.I.F. with brunette model-babe Emma Glover in her brand new Zoo pictorial. Emma is hot and alluring and topless all over, and the perfect image to kick us off into 48-hours of extreme debauchery and intermittent bouts of public urination. I recommend you do the same. Enjoy.
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I remember some French type dude from the IOC once saying that the Olympic Games are not merely a once every four year athletic event, but, rather, an ideal and spirit of competition and cooperation that continues daily, every day. Truly inspiring. But not nearly inspiring as our friends at Nuts magazine who have released outtakes from their truly gold-medal worthy pictorial of the Boob Olympics featuring Holly Peers and Leah Francis and Emma Glover and Lucy Collett, a sweat-inducing event that we truly do hope continues daily in our lives, in the spirit of fapitation.
Let the games continue! Enjoy.
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Okay, the real 2012 Summer Olympic games got a little more exciting the past few days with the start of all the track and field events and seeing just how fast and strong the human body can be, but if we’re talking human bodies I’d wanted to share eternity with on Mt. Olympus, I wouldn’t have to look much past Holly Peers, Emma Glover, Leah Francis, and Lucy Collett, all of whom shared their funbags for Nuts magazine and their Boob Olympics special photoshoot.
A couple weeks ago we kicked off with images from the magazine, now take a look as this Fabulous Foursome of Funbags (I suppose that’s actually an Octet of goodness) jiggle and dance and shimmy to impress the judges with their bodily performances.
I’m ready to deliver a gold medal to each. Might need some polishing. Enjoy.
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We all honor traditions in our own way. For some, a celebration of the Olympics games involves running a torch around the globe. For others, it’s the fine tuning of body and mind for the perfect athletic endeavor to secure the gold medal. For others, people like us, and our good friends across the pond at Nuts magazine, it’s a celebration of the world’s greatest amateur boobtastic, in the forms of Holly Peers along with her friends Emma Glover, Leah Francis, and Lucy Collett.
The girls all got together to celebrate the quadrennial sports event nonpareil by dropping their tops, exposing their perfectly large melons, and squirting each other with water bottles. You may imagine dashes, sprints, and hurdles when you think of the Olympics, but we’re classicists, we think of hot nekkid bodies. Enjoy.
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It’s been a weirdly bi-coastal week this past five days for Egotastic!, so we thought we’d shake up our Thank God It’s Funbags by celebrating the lower delicious mounds on one of our hotter lady friends, the Britty boobtastic Emma Glover, who somehow makes wearing a backpack over both shoulders incredibly cool again. Or, make that, incredibly hot.
This tremendous pictorial from our friends at Loaded magazine make me want to head out into the wilderness with just my backpack and my survivor skills. Which means I have about four hours left to live. Enjoy.
What if I told you there was a time that gorgeous little geeky minx, Sara Jean Underwood flew across the pond for sexy food-fight photos with some of our very favorite Britty glamour models, such as Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, and Victoria Moore? Would you call me crazy? Well, technically, I am about as grounded as the dude who made the Kony 2012 film, but I tell you this, this did happen.
Unlimited thanks to EgoFan ‘Brian J.’ for a last minute addition to our collection of the barely clothed magnificence with this classic reposing of a Victory Poker promotional photoshoot from a couple years ago featuring our be-lusted Sara Jean Underwood getting all kinds of boobtastic and dirty food naughty with her English counterparts. It’s
These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.