Emma Glover

Emma Glover Topless Library Striptease Provides a Sextastic Shhh on Mammarial Monday

 
Emma Glover Strips Topless in Red Lingerie
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As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I didn’t spend a great deal of time in libraries or around books or schools or learning places so much. Had I known outrageously boobtastic women  such as Emma Glover were taking off their clothes in such institutions, I probably would have checked them out more often.

Emma Glover stripping out of her red lingerie in the library just says Christmas to me. Well, presents at least. And while this is the season of giving, not taking, I would like to give Emma Glover’s glorious funbags to myself for just one Yuletide evening. I’d like to flock her leaves, if you know what I’m saying. And you probably don’t, but I’ve been waiting almost a full year on that particularly bad pun. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Is Some Kind of Topless Love-r for Your 2014 Wall Hanging Needs

 
Emma Glover Goes Topless for Her 2014 Calendar Photoshoot
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Well, my rhyming skills have certainly deteriorated since I was pretty much known as the dirty limerick king of fourth grade, but my lust for all things busty and bodacious and wickedly hot to hang on my wall only heightens as the years pass. Every new preview of every new calendar is like a wave of pleasure overtaking the senses until… well, until I climax with a purchase of the Emma Glover 2014 Calendar for my walls.

You may choose to express your emotional state as you please, but you may not choose to ignore the wicked hot January through December sextastic that Emma Glover holds in store for you for 2014.

Just one amazing looking woman sharing her god-given talents with the rest of the world. Like a saint, with deliciously large knockers. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Secretarial Naughty Goodness

 
Emma Glover is a Sexy Topless Secretary
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I’ve never really had a secretary before. I once had a man servant named Steven but it was short lived once I realized that Steven was borrowing my Chuck Taylor Converse All-Star to dress his oversized dog for animal costume shows. That was explicitly one of five deal breakers I gave Steven before he came into the position, so I had to let him go. If I were to take on another personal assistant, I’m tempted next time to go in the direction of Emma Glover as my very naughty secretary.

I’m not sure if she can type or file or manage and office, and, quite frankly, I don’t care. Certainly, I will be investigated by the laborious folks at the Labor Department about my hiring practices, as I should be. But when the dust is settled, the appropriate bribes have been paid to make the government workers go away, all that will be left is myself and Emma Glover, taking dictation, straight from the dictation machine. Enjoy.

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Emma Glover Topless in Her Living Room Helps the Brits Ease the Pain of Colonial Loss

 

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While we here in the U.S. are celebrating our Independence from England, eating hot dogs, drinking beer, hitting on women we will regret on the 5th, let’s not forget that for every victor in battle, there is also those who have not fared so well.

Today, on the 4th of July here in America, I think of our now British friends who do not look quite as fondly upon our Declaration. I especially think of my British friends who look like Emma Glover, stripping down to her skivvies in a topless show nonpareil in her own living room. It’s quite a thing. I’m not suggesting that had the British Army replaced the Redcoats with bodacious bodied women like Emma Glover that they would have held their American colonies, but it certainly would have made for a much more ribald conflict.

None of the above makes much sense really. Just check out the ridiculously sextastic Emma Glover and be happy we are one in jugs with our friends across the pond. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Glover Topless Kitchen Treats Will Give You Quite an Appetite

 
Emma Glover Bakes a Topless Treat in the Kitchen
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When I think of summer, I think of boobs. Big bold and beautiful knockers. I guess that association pretty much holds true for anything I think of, but especially in warm weather months I’m imagining boouncy flouncy boobtastic everywhere I look. Even in the kitchen. Where we find the extra delicious Emma Glover and her outrageously hot treats just staring right back at us.

I’m not sure everything Emma Glover is doing in the kitchen is up to health department snuff, but I’d surely still give her an ‘A’ rating were I the passing inspector. I can be easily bought. I wouldn’t even need to lay out the terms, though it would surely involve a spatula and a meat thermometer. I know that doesn’t make any sense. It’s Friday and we’re checking out sweet ripe melons. Just go with it. Thank God It’s Funbags!

Emma Glover Slips Her Nips for Zip

 
Emma Glover Topless in ZIP Magazine March 2013
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Okay, technical, the delightfully hot Emma Glover is showing off far more than just nips in the current edition of Zip magazine, but far better to underpromise and overdeliver I always say. Well, my dad used to always say that, though he really only achieved the underpromising part. I’m taking it full circle, with the robust body circles of Emma Glover, a girl who if I ruled the world, would be strictly verboten from every putting on a top, public or private.

Sadly, I do not rule the world, yet, so we’ll have to limit our ogling venue to the online perusal of Emma’s playfully pert pair. But these limitations really aren’t too shabby. Enjoy.

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Emma Glover Topless Outtakes Roundly Ring In Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 
Emma Glover Nuts ‘Rude’ Pictorial Outtakes
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Oh, the spectacle that is the faptastic funbags of Emma Glover. We could easily camp a fortnight or eon betwixt the firm but cushiony globes sprouting from the delicious chest of this sextastic brunette glamour model.

For Ta-Ta-Tuesday we are more than fortunate for the release of outtakes, those blessedly overlooked and unpublished sweet photos, from Emma’s recent Nuts magazine ‘Rude’ photoshoot. It’s like finding a soft landing spot for your heart, and other fine organs, and realizing that no matter the strife in this world or your life, there will always be mama’s bosom to come home to. At least, here on Egotastic! five to nine days a week. Enjoy.

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