Emma Glover

Emma Glover Slips Her Nips for Zip

 

Okay, technical, the delightfully hot Emma Glover is showing off far more than just nips in the current edition of Zip magazine, but far better to underpromise and overdeliver I always say. Well, my dad used to always say that, though he really only achieved the underpromising part. I'm taking it full circle, with the robust body circles of Emma Glover, a girl who if I ruled the world, would be strictly verboten from every putting on a top, public or private.

Sadly, I do not rule the world, yet, so we'll have to limit our ogling venue to the online perusal of Emma's playfully pert pair. But these limitations really aren't too shabby. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Outtakes Roundly Ring In Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Oh, the spectacle that is the faptastic funbags of Emma Glover. We could easily camp a fortnight or eon betwixt the firm but cushiony globes sprouting from the delicious chest of this sextastic brunette glamour model.

For Ta-Ta-Tuesday we are more than fortunate for the release of outtakes, those blessedly overlooked and unpublished sweet photos, from Emma's recent Nuts magazine 'Rude' photoshoot. It's like finding a soft landing spot for your heart, and other fine organs, and realizing that no matter the strife in this world or your life, there will always be mama's bosom to come home to. At least, here on Egotastic! five to nine days a week. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Glover Drops Her Top for Beautiful Topless Reveal

 

A young boy once asked a wise man which he preferred, Fridays or Funbags. The wise man replied 'In that choice, there is no choice.' While the young boy was interpreting the sagely advice, the wise man kicked him in his pre-pubescent nut sack and ran.

I was that young boy. And in that painful moment that I carry forward to this very day, did conceive T.G.I.F., a combination of perhaps the two greatest things in life, the end of the week of school or work or supervised community service and the precious, milky melons placed on the chests of beautiful women by Mother Nature herself as her greatest gift to man-kind.

This week we celebrate T.G.I.F. with brunette model-babe Emma Glover in her brand new Zoo pictorial. Emma is hot and alluring and topless all over, and the perfect image to kick us off into 48-hours of extreme debauchery and intermittent bouts of public urination. I recommend you do the same. Enjoy.

Holly Peers and Friends Topless Outtakes Mean the Olympics Will Never Truly End, Not on Ta-Ta-Tuesday They Won’t

 

I remember some French type dude from the IOC once saying that the Olympic Games are not merely a once every four year athletic event, but, rather, an ideal and spirit of competition and cooperation that continues daily, every day. Truly inspiring. But not nearly inspiring as our friends at Nuts magazine who have released outtakes from their truly gold-medal worthy pictorial of the Boob Olympics featuring Holly Peers and Leah Francis and Emma Glover and Lucy Collett, a sweat-inducing event that we truly do hope continues daily in our lives, in the spirit of fapitation.

Let the games continue! Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! The Games Continue Behind the Scenes of the Holly Peers Boob Olympics Photoshoot (VIDEO)

 

Okay, the real 2012 Summer Olympic games got a little more exciting the past few days with the start of all the track and field events and seeing just how fast and strong the human body can be, but if we're talking human bodies I'd wanted to share eternity with on Mt. Olympus, I wouldn't have to look much past Holly Peers, Emma Glover, Leah Francis, and Lucy Collett, all of whom shared their funbags for Nuts magazine and their Boob Olympics special photoshoot.

A couple weeks ago we kicked off with images from the magazine, now take a look as this Fabulous Foursome of Funbags (I suppose that's actually an Octet of goodness) jiggle and dance and shimmy to impress the judges with their bodily performances.

I'm ready to deliver a gold medal to each. Might need some polishing. Enjoy.

Holly Peers and Friends Celebrate the ‘Boob Olympics’ for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

We all honor traditions in our own way. For some, a celebration of the Olympics games involves running a torch around the globe. For others, it's the fine tuning of body and mind for the perfect athletic endeavor to secure the gold medal. For others, people like us, and our good friends across the pond at Nuts magazine, it's a celebration of the world's greatest amateur boobtastic, in the forms of Holly Peers along with her friends Emma Glover, Leah Francis, and Lucy Collett.

The girls all got together to celebrate the quadrennial sports event nonpareil by dropping their tops, exposing their perfectly large melons, and squirting each other with water bottles. You may imagine dashes, sprints, and hurdles when you think of the Olympics, but we're classicists, we think of hot nekkid bodies. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Brings Her Loaded Fanny Pack to Bear

It's been a weirdly bi-coastal week this past five days for Egotastic!, so we thought we'd shake up our Thank God It's Funbags by celebrating the lower delicious mounds on one of our hotter lady friends, the Britty boobtastic Emma Glover, who somehow makes wearing a backpack over both shoulders incredibly cool again. Or, make that, incredibly hot.

This tremendous pictorial from our friends at Loaded magazine make me want to head out into the wilderness with just my backpack and my survivor skills. Which means I have about four hours left to live. Enjoy.