Emma Frain

Holly Peers and Melissa Debling Take Center Stage in Naughty Nuts Pictorial (VIDEO)

 
By Jon | April 21, 2011 @ 9:29 am
Emma Frain, Holly Peers, Melissa Debling and Kelly Andrews in Nuts Magazine
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Leave it to our bombastic boobtastic friends at Nuts magazine to identify that the total package of topless hotness is often greater than just the sum of its parts. Wait, maybe that's backwards, because I am truly enjoying each and everyone of these parts. Specifically, the fantastic faptabulous funbag display of Holly Peers, Melissa Debling, Emma Frain, Kelly Andrews, and Lacey Banghard as they join sextastic forces to form a gaggle of supremely naughty girls for the latest edition of the magazine. You can call the upcoming royal wedding between Bill and Kate to be the highlight of the British social calendar this month, but if you haven't penciled in these sexy glamour models jiggling their milky goods, your calendar just is not complete, my friend. Enjoy.

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Emma Frain Topless Is The Perfect Sex-Ed Tutorial

 
By Jon | March 28, 2011 @ 6:13 am
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I remember my sex-ed teacher, the decidedly unhinged Mr. Cross, saying how everything men do is somehow related to procreation of the species, and we kids all laughed, because most of us B and C students didn't know what 'procreation' meant, plus there was a cartoon picture of a four-foot wide vagina on the wall that had us in stitches. Staring at the ridonkulously hot Emma Frain from her latest Nuts shoot, I now realize that the only reason I am compelled to ogle her hot body and amazing funtastic funbags is because, deep down, and, look, this ain't easy to admit, I want to make babies with her. Yes, it's true. Many many babies. I want to pollinate her like a worker bee sticks it to the queen. That's really the only part I actually remember from sex-ed. Oh, Emma, we could learn the rest together! Enjoy.

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Emma Frain and Kelly Andrews Topless Heavenly Pillow Fight

 
By Jon | March 10, 2011 @ 10:46 am
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Back in fifth grade, this kid Tony 'One Ball' Mees hatchd this ingenious plan to get us boys to meet all the young ladies from the local girls school in a venture that would have the outward appearance of innocence whilst providing the boys cover to interact with the opposite sex in a manner that would reach the prepubescent bar for co-ed thrills. Inter-school Pillow Fight. For days leading up to the event, 'One Ball' Mees was heralded much like Pierre de Coubertin, the founder of the modern Olympics, as a visionary and statesman whose bold venture would change the face of the world, if not our elementary school. And, then, on the day of the event, no girls showed up. All-dude pillow fight. Epic fail. 'One Ball' Mees hid his face in shame until school got out and then left for a middle school three towns over.

Nothing close to the majesty of Nuts girls Emma Frain and Kelly Andrews tossing about the feathers and sheets in their faux bedroom reminding us oglers that pillows aren't just for sleeping anymore. I'm not sure how you picture heaven, but if I'm forced to confess, mine is two hot topless celebrity glamor models giggling and going at it with sacks stuffed with goose down. Enjoy.

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Emma Frain Topless Pictures Are Boobtastic Perfection (Egotastic! Exclusive from Frank White in the U.K.)

 
By Jon | November 30, 2010 @ 11:03 am
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Wow, our budding across-the-pond relationship with Frank White Pictures is really paying off in, well, amazing boobs. This time one of our very favorite British hotties, Emma Frain, in an exclusive early look for Egotastic! readers, an early look at simple sextastic boobtastic awesomeness. If I sound all flustered and red-faced about these Emma Frain topless pictures, it's merely because I'm flustered and red-faced ogling this woman. I'm not a man who hides his emotions, well, not lust at least, I pretty much do hide all my other emotions, but no man should hide his lust! Well, maybe around schools and parks so as not to get arrested. But, I digress. To recap: Emma Frain, hot, boobs, awesome. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Frank White / Emma Frain Official Website

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Emma Frain and Rosie Jones for Fun Bag Fri… Err, Thursday

 
By Jon | November 18, 2010 @ 8:52 am
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We got so much positive email about Emma Frain the past couple of days, and, as you might guess, that mail wasn't touting her amazing personality. So, jumping on a hot girl when she's red hot (not a bad habit), and, with the help of our good friends at the boobtastic Nuts magazine, we thought we'd offer up a healthy serving of the two major things our readers did notice about Emma Frain. And, while we're set to building a display of fantastic fun baggery, why not throw in the hottie Rosie Jones, who if we saw her boobs twice a day, every day, for the rest of our lives, on our death beds, we'd still say, 'man, I wish I could've spent more time in my life staring at Rosie Jones boobs.' Big beautiful breasts, thy name is addiction. Enjoy.

(DID YOU KNOW: humans are the only mammal species with permanently engorged female breasts? An evolutionary development designed to titillate the male of the species into a state of excitement that preoccupies the senses and highly encourages the mating desire. Take a look at these boobacious videos from Emma Frain and Rosie Jones and see if this theory of evolution doesn't hold up for you.)

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Emma Frain Brings Out the Big Guns to Celebrate the Royal Engagement

 
By Jon | November 17, 2010 @ 9:11 am
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With my mind on the royal wedding, the Egotastic! brain naturally turns toward hot British boobs, courtesy of Loaded magazine with a fantastic fun bag display by the sextastic Emma Frain. When I come to Jolly Old for the princely wedding, I'm going to seriously consider bringing Ms. Frain as my nuptial companion, or is that nipple companion? Either way, drinks on me lads. Enjoy.

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