Emma Frain

Emma Frain Topless Glorious Delicious in Zoo Pictorial

 

When our friends across the pond at Zoo magazine run a 'sex issue', we're going to pay attention. I mean, we pay attention to all their fine Brit boobery, but fot the sex issue, we're going to be eyes wide open, because we most definitely have sex issues.

As in, we find ourselves incessantly infatuated with sextastic celebrity bare funbags, which, thankfully the good folks at Zoo have included in their issue courtesy of the ridiculously hot Emma Frain giving some type of anatomical lessons, both on the board, and, below the board, in an image of school as I always imagined it could be in a perfect world. Enjoy.

And be sure to check out Emma Frain's Topless Video on ZooToday.com

Lacey Banghard vs. Emma Frain in an Outtakes Battle of Twin Epic Proportions

 

During the hump of the week, the mind tends to wander to similarly desirable pursuits and the magnificent splendor of the female form, today constituted in the dual forms of dual Britty glamour models, Lacey Banghard and Emma Frain, both of whom have some serious outtakes released from their recent Nuts photoshoots, and, outtakes being inevitably awesome, this shapes up to be a battle of epic funbag proportions.

As always, there are no losers in our battles, just winners among the species for whom the eyeballs are connected directly to three outlets: libido, smiles, and a third place whose name I dare not speak. The point is... okay, who are we kidding? We just wanted to share some ridiculously hot outtakes. Enjoy.

Nothing Says Christmas Quite Like Hot Topless Glamour Models

 

Simply put, our good friends at Nuts magazine are determined to win our Spirit of Giving Award this Christmas season. Nobody understands better that funbags and fun family times go together than these British lads who have compiled yet another wondrous Yuletide spread of some of the finest flesh puppies on their hottest celeb models, India Reynolds, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Sophie Reade, and Emma Frain. It's pretty much the names I'd give my reindeer if my reindeer were super hot and I imagined coital relations with them ever seven seconds of every waking hour of my life as I do with these girls.

These sextastic models could make the the Gingerbread man blow out a couple buttons. Enjoy.

Emma Frain Topless Striptease To Remind Us To Be Thankful of Curves (VIDEO)

 

Oh, it'd be easy today of all days to proclaim our gratitude for amazing fun bags, and, trust me, we light a candle and slaughter a sacrificial lamb (we used to use virgins, til we ran out of them in Hollywood) daily in thanks to delicious D-cups, but today we honor curves and the women who flaunt them. Take your skinny-as-a-rail thespianics (although some of them are quite hot), we'll take the sexy celebrities with a little meat on their yummy bones. Gorgeous glamour model Emma Frain not only sports the melons of an Olympian goddess, but packs on just the right amount of flesh in just the right places so even in the pitch dark and even before you rounded first base, you could be 100% certain you were being blessed with the magical presence of a woman.

Rock on, Emma. Aces with the curves. Enjoy.

Go Nuts! Preview of the Sexiest 2012 Glam Model Calendars

 

Sometimes I dig our friends at Nuts magazine, sometimes I just love them, like this week, for putting out their preview of the best of the bustiest 2012 calendars, set to hit store shelves shortly. And what could be wrong with hot looks at next year's months, this year, courtesy of supreme bosom babes such as Danica Thrall, Emma Frain, Holly Peers, Imogen Thomas, Jorgie Porter, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones, and Sabine J. Priek. Wow, just saying those names puts me in a state of blessed dis-relief, ogling them, it's just too much. Enjoy.

Emma Frain Topless Pictures Are Two Too Awesome For Words

 

Have I mentioned that I'm in super head-over-heels lust with British glamour model and Page 3 extraordinaire, Emma Frain? Oh, sure, I'm competing with three billion other men and about half a billion women on the same lusting football field, but I don't care, we can share, I mean, until it comes time for the making of the sexy, then, I'm going to have to ask for some privacy to keep my trade secrets. Plus, you really don't want to hear me begging.

But beg I shall, for just a glimpse of the spectacular funbags on the frontside of this fairer-sexed celebrity model which make me want to cry tears of wanton desire. Emma Frain is so incredibly hawt in this latest pictorial from her own devilish website of blessed iniquity. Emma, please, pick up your phone, yes, that one with the silly British ringtone, I can't possibly leave any more voicemail messages. Enjoy.

(For more of Emma Frain ridiculous sextastic, check out EmmaFrainOfficial.com)

Emma Frain Naughty Businesswoman In Honor of Her Appearance on The Apprentice

 

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I think I've got to start watching the U.K. version of The Apprentice. Glamour model sexy bomb Emma Frain made an appearance last night as a stand-in model for one group of apprentices tasked with launching a men's magazine. Tough gig. To celebrate sexy Emma's appearance on the show, our friends at Nuts put together a little fantasy look at 'Emma the Apprentice' and what an executive office might look like with a boobtastic model at the helm. All I can say is I never had a boss that looked like Emma, except of course in my nightly fetish dreams, then, like every thirty seconds or so. Super formal businesswoman hot. Enjoy.