Emily O'Hara

Emily O’Hara Dares Chest Up to Lucy Collett In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic (But Can She Win?)

 

I've kind of got my Irish up this week, and how can I not when Emily O'Hara throws her fine pair in the ring against ginger curvaceous darling Lucy Collett. Not since Gentleman Jim Corbett took the title from John Sullivan have we seen such a sporting tournament between two children of Irishy type descent. And while that 19th century pugilistic battle will be forever remembered, if I'm going to see two people dancing around topless and sweaty, I'd just assume it was Emily and Lucy.

But, alas, as the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic is nothing if not a true sport, one must win, and one must lose. So, in your most humble of opinions, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Emily O'Hara vs. Lucy Collett

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Emily O’Hara Goes Bunny for Easter and Topless for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

I would surely like Emily O'Hara to be my third wife. Not the first wife, the one you marry because you're 'in love', which for a guy means you're getting laid daily. What's not to love. Nor the second wife, the high maintenance young woman you marry out of spite for the first wife you were so 'in love' with. But the third wife, the one you find just because you need a peaceful, low maintenance mate who gives you exactly what you need, but not everything you want. It's smart coupling and Emily O'Hara and I would do it beautifully, with few clothes, plenty of cocktails, and cute little pet names for the naughty kinks of our preferences.

Emily did all of us a kindly favor of flashing her twin goodies in the current edition of Zip magazine, providing evidence for my own future marital fantasies, as well as reminding all of you why you can't be content knowing the names of just ten hot women in this world, your list better contain at least a hundred, if not a thousand, if you are to be a true Egotastic! man. Happy Ta-Ta-Tuesday.

Emily O’Hara Throws Off Her Top to Battle Poppy Rivers in This Week’s Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

A couple up and comer contenders to the throne, blonde feline Irish goddess Emily O'Hara takes up arms, err, lowers her arms to expose her blessed funbags to challenge not-often-seen-enough brunette delight Poppy Rivers in our weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Now, we have taken a vow to never judge one pair of knockers over another, but that's where you come in. Our perusers of all things perty and puerile, who shall judge today not who looks hot, as both of these ladies certain do, but who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Poppy Rivers vs. Emily O'Hara

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Sam Cooke Battles Emily O’Hara in a Page 3 Blonde-on-Blonde Bit o’ Boobtastic Battle

 

We're not animals, we are dignified gentlemen and Sapphic leaning gentle-ladies on Egotastic!, but, at times, we must relinquish civilized controls and harken back to our baser instincts of boob sport and flesh filled fights, to appease the savage beast within. At these times, we call upon the sweet and sexy topless glamour models of Page 3 to battle it out in the Ta-Ta-Dome to fulfill our barbaric passions for bodacious dominance.

This week's Page 3 battle of the boobtastic pits two veteran blonde hotties, Sam Cooke, who has a very strong chest puppy competition record on our little site against Emily O'Hara, a less well-known bosom battler, but one who has a very faithful following among our degenerate denizen. I really have no ideas whose flesh kittens will reign supreme, so, vote and decide. Enjoy.

Page 3 Topless Battle of the Boobtastic: Sam Cooke vs. Emily O'Hara

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Rosie Jones Says, ‘Bring on the Boobtastic’, to Emily O’Hara in Thursday’s Battle of the Beautiful Bulges

 

Oh, dare to dream. We love when somebody steps up to challenge an evergreen ever-boobtastic gold medalist like Rosie Jones in a battle of the Page 3 bare chests.

That hardcore challenger is blonde hottie Emily O'Hara, putting up her stacks against the chest puppies of Rosie Jones in our weekly contest of the finest bodily assets. It's an epic battle, Thunderdome style, four boobs enter, only two may leave. As for you, the only thing you risk is poking your eyes out (or hand cramps, but that is entirely voluntary.

So, whose ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Rosie Jones vs. Emily O'Hara

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Emily O’Hara Puts Her Dramatic Chest Into Battle Against Sam Cooke in Our Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Funbags

 

Remember way back when when the dude wanted to buy the world a Coke and keep it company -- just a bunch of bull to use fake world peace to get people to consume massive amounts of processed sugar. We have a solution for perfect harmony that won't rot your teeth and is universally available, not quite for free in the end, but free to window shop -- beautiful full funbags going head to head, err, chest to chest, in battle.

This week's Page 3 battle of the chestal bulges pits a couple hot blondes, Emily O'Hara and Sam Cooke, in a fierce contest of the summer melon varieties. I've looked a thousand times now and can't decide a winner, so we need you to make the tough call on whose ta's reign supreme.

Page 3 Topless Battle: Emily O'Hara vs. Sam Cooke

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Emily O’Hara Topless Loaded Photoshoot Puts Ta-Ta-Tuesdays in Delicious Motion (VIDEO)

 

Well, we already spent most of our jealous energy last month when we showed you the smoking hot glamour model Emily O'Hara taking off her top for Loaded magazine and the knowledge that Manchester United's Tom Cleverley got to kick his balls on her pitch nightly. Well, now, Emily is in motion in this behind the scenes video of her photoshoot and, natch, seeing her in 3-D is making us even more green with envy, blue in our gonadial regions, and red in the face (but that's from holding our breath).

Sometimes, I wish I could trade in all the wealth and fame of being a blogger (retail price of about $124) for one day of being a world class soccer star and all that massive amounts of hot bodied boot knocking babes that come with it. But I would miss the typing. Enjoy.

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