Egotastic
It's Memorial Day weekend guys; there are going to be BBQ's and beach days and the unofficial start to a summer. So, who wants to spend any of it indoors? Uh, we do. Not only are there a bunch of movies to see and all that Arrested Development business, we're winding down Game of Thrones. Seriously, there are only two episodes left of this season, and as we wait for Sunday night's penultimate episode, there are some seriously vexing questions we need answered:
When is Daenerys Targaryen going to get naked again? After rumors swirled this week that Emilia Clarke might not do anymore nude scenes, we want to get our fill ASAP.
How many more times can we talk about the John Snow's cunning linguistics? Yep, he ate out that chick. And everyone knows it because it has been mentioned almost as many times as the forthcoming winter. Guess no one bothered to tell Mr. Snow: When you go down on a Wildling girl that Wildling girl is your Wildling girl for life....and she will never shut up about it. Seriously, it has to come up at least once before season's end.
How many more hookers have to die? Not cool, King Joffrey, not cool. We know you like your shiny new crossbow and all. And, shit, we love crossbows, too; they're badass. But can't you point them at something or someone other than sexy prostitutes? How's about you point it at your mom, your grandfather, or both?
Things we hope we don't see? Tyrion's dinklage. Or any more of anyone's dinklage for that matter.
January Jones Topless and a Tribute to GOT Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)
With all the hubbub this week in Hollywood about the bleak future of the film industry, I'd like to suggest that perhaps the removal of almost all skin-related content from mainstream cinema might have something to do with turning adults away from the theater-going experience. There are far less actresses baring skin in studio films these days than ever before. Is it any wonder indie films and premium TV are stealing the grown up eyeballs? I have an idea for Hollywood to turn this all around -- stop being afraid of sex. It's 2013. That's getting so so tired. I'm done.
You know who isn't scared of the nekkid female form? Our friends at Mr. Skin. They adore it as we do. This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes January Jones in what is certain to become a legendary topless scene in the indie film, Sweetwater, a tribute to the ladies of Season 3 of Game of Thrones who took off their clothes, and a little nod to the topless head-bobbing scene of actress London Gill (aka Dallas West) in This Is The End. Embrace the boobtastic. Enjoy.
(Do not forget dad on Father's Day this weekend. Your very last chance to buy him an inexpensive, but amazing online gift, a Mr. Skin Membership to do with as he pleased behind his locked door. Yeah, guess that, dads do that too. Just do it.)