Elsa Pataky

By Asgard’s Hammer! Kat Dennings Brings Some Mythical Funbags Out to Play at Thor Premiere

Okay, so it wasn't just Kat Dennings looking spectacularly sextastic at last night's Thor premiere; Gillian Jacobs, Elsa Patakay, and Jaimie Alexander all struck some ogle worthy poses in their own right, but it was Kat Dennings epic Valhalla guns that causes many a man to lose an eye on the red carpet. I mean, Odin himself was shape shifting into an excited animal upon laying eyes upon those flesh puppies. As to the movie, ah, we shall see come this Friday when the hammer-wielding Nordic takes to the theaters. Enjoy.

Furiously Hot

Elsa Pataky is really, really good looking. (Celebuzz)

Anna Faris sleeps around in her new movie. (HuffPo)

Kendra Wilkinson whips out her stripper moves. (PopEater)

Chicks in bikinis. (FoxNews)

Kate Middleton royally hot body. (TheFabLife)

American television given the Brit treatment. (CollegeHumor)

Emma Stone, blonde and chesty. (Popoholic)

Peanuts Enlargement

Reese Witherspoon strokes a mighty trunk. (FoxNews)

Kristen Bell sweet bikini body. (Celebuzz)

January Jones is scary sexy. (HuffPo)

Zooey Deschanel at her hottest. (CityRag)

Kate Upton teases with her mouth. (DrunkenStepfather)

Sofia Vergara squeezes into some tight pants. (Popoholic)

Elsa Pataky perfect bikini goodness. (WWTDD)

Elsa Pataky, Monica Cruz, Leonor Watling, and Other Naked Spanish Ladies

 

A round of applause, please, for the Spanish edition of Elle magazine, which in it's July issue features nine of the hottest Spanish Actresses in the nude. You've got Elsa Pataky nude. Monica Cruz nude. Leonor Watling nude. Well, you get the idea. I haven't really heard of many of the other women featured (Ariadne Artiles, Eugenia Silva, Laura Sanchez, Blanca Romero, Bimba Bose, and Natalia Verbeke), but I do like Spanish films, and now I definitely have a reason to find out more about them.