Elisha Cuthbert

Will There Be a Happy Ending for Fans of ‘Happy Endings’?

Not-So-Happy Endings

If you happen to belong to the so-called cult that’s been following Happy Endings for the last three television seasons, I’ve got some bad news for you. Actually, I’ve got bad news, then worse news, and then maybe, possibly, some good news. But maybe not.

First the bad: as you may already be aware, ABC decided to cancel the plucky cult sitcom last month. However, not long after that Sony TV started negations to get the show picked up by the USA network, and for a while it was looking pretty good.

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READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 
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Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don’t even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there’s been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week’s Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O’Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It’s all so very good.

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D-Wade’s hottie girl, Gabrielle Union, flashes her bikini chops (Celebuzz)

Britney Spears squats down to bear fruit. (WWTDD)

HURL WARNING: Kris Jenner wants all three Kardashian sisters inseminated ASAP. (TheSuperficial)

Coco flashes skin in a bikini two sizes too small, or is she two sizes too big? (SocialiteLife)

Jessica Alba takes her new milky puppies out for their first walk. (Popoholic)

Elisha Cuthbert is back with big rack attack. (DrunkenStepfather)

Elisha Cuthbert Pictures in Flare Magazine a Sight for Sore Eyes

She’ll always be The Girl Next Door to me (and, oh, if only she were the girl next door instead of Rita the Mole, the woman who steals my newspapers and then lies about it, I know what you’re up to, Rita). Elisha Cuthbert should hold a near and dear place in your heart, whether from TGND or 24, this blonde hottie has the special power of making men weak in the knees, even in super innocent pictorials like this spread for Flare magazine. She’s just got that thing that make you tingly in your special parts; that certain feeling that inspires a passion that leads to an action that keeps this blessed species alive. Go with it. Enjoy.

Reader Finds: Izabel Goulart Wet and Hot, Cinthia Fernadez Topless Apple Bites, Cameron Diaz Mystery Dancing, and Teresa Palmer Nekkid Restraints (VIDEO)

 

Whoa, Nelly. As in Egotastic! reader ‘Nelly G.’ who found these Sports Illustrated outtakes of the amazingly sexy and boobtastic Izabel Goulart in something you might call a bikini or swimsuit or just almost see-through perfection. Oh, Izabel, how you make me want to mispronounce your last name over and over again in our sacred boudoir of making the love.  (UPDATE: These photos were removed at the request of Sports Illustrated)

Muchos muchos gracias to Egotastic! superfan ‘Juni R.’ for reacquainting us with Argentinean naughty reality TV star Cinthia Fernandez (a.k.a. Abby Diaz) who apparently hates clothing and loves to be exposed. Who’s going to argue with that philosophy?

We have no idea where this odd Cameron Diaz dancing in a thin white top clip comes from, neither did EgoFan ‘Swizzle’ who nevertheless had the foresight to share this motion picture of A-Rod’s current five-times a day squeeze and see if anyone out there could figure it out.

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures Make Quite a Splash

These candid Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures remind us that the only reason to ever hit the pause button during 24 is to freeze-frame on hot Kim Bauer. Okay, so maybe she’s not the same slender-bodied girl she was in The Girl Next Door, but, if you like real women, real women in small bikinis, then you can be in my club: the ‘I will gladly stare at Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini all day long’ club. Welcome new members.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it’s pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna’s 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can’t tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.