A man could have himself a good life just living off the seconds of George Clooney; I mean, not immediately after seconds, but, long term speaking, natch. Krista Allen, Salma Hayek, Lucy Liu, Kelly Preston, etc, etc, and most definitely, etc., and, now, add super hot Italian model and actress Elisabetta Canalis to that list. Yep, another super sexy celebrity girlfriend bites the Clooney dust. Rumor has it, Elisabetta brought up the ‘M’ word with George, and, don’t you know he’s halfway out the door before the second syllable of that word is even uttered.
Not that Elisabetta Canalis will have a hard time finding a new man, what with being rich and famous and that amazing bikini body of hers, seen here earlier this month on Mexican beach holiday. I mean, I’m definitely throwing my own hat into the ring. But, I tell you this, the minute the first ‘George was so cute when…’ story comes up, I’m outta there, I mean, the very next morning at least. Enjoy.
Kate Middleton gets a little wet. (SocialiteLife)
Elisabetta Canalis is ready to mingle. (HuffPo)
Audrina Patridge wearing bikinis. (FoxNews)
Miley Cyrus pictures from down under. (Celebuzz)
Sofia Vergara asstastic is caliente. (Celebslam)
Britney Spears sexy new music video. (GossipCop)
Hot tubs. Hotter chicks. (Break)
It’s been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I’m going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again. Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It’s all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich. Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.
Sometimes life seems unfair. Why couldn’t I be a famous Italian fashion designer with a monster yacht dotted with tons of global hotties in bikinis waiting to change for me into outfits of my own design? I blame the fact that I’m left-handed and unable to use right-handed scissors without spastic mis-cuts, elsewise, I could have been Roberto Cavalli, who has hosted just a gaggle of sexy celebrities on his bazillion dollar watercraft these past few days off the shore of Cannes, not the least hotness of which is Elisabetta Canalis, Italian model and erstwhile George Clooney girlfriend (talk about another lucky bastard right there) who pranced and sun-baked about the Cavalli yacht in a skimpy bikini to basically drive most of the entire male world (and you leering ladies) into ogling madness. Elisabetta Canalis keeps her buttockal region in some serious ship-shape. Next year, I’m going to be on a yacht in Cannes. Or, you know, a dinghy on Lake Eerie. Enjoy.
(UPDATE: We got hold of the pimping dress shots Elisabetta Canalis was on the yacht to wear and look ridiculously hot in and added them to the post. Look for sweet sweet pokes. Enjoy.)
January Jones is quite alluring. (FoxNews)
Kim Cattrall strips off her clothes. (HuffPo)
Gwen Stefani storms France. (GlobalGrind)
Every gamer’s first two crushes. (CollegeHumor)
Elisabetta Canalis in bikini bottoms. (Popoholic)
Pictures of hot chicks. (Break)
Ivanka Trump dresses like Playboy Bunny. (GossipCop)
Olivia Wilde reveals her smoking body. (FoxNews)
Elizabeth Hurley and her chesticles visit Italia. (Celebuzz)
Britney Spears and other braless stars. (TheFrisky)
Kat Dennings and her awesome boobage. (CityRag)
Jennifer Lopez shows her curves. (HuffPo)
Elisabetta Canalis gets bare. (TheSuperficial)
Nina Dobrev flashes some cleavage. (LaineyGossip)
No, they’re not vacationing together in Cabo, although, in my mind, the three of us are having quite the hot tub game time fun time, still, just knowing that both super hotties, Elisabetta Canalis and Bar Refaeli are strutting around the same beach in their skimpy bikinis for yet another day, well, it makes me want to endure a plastic-gloved TSA body cavity search and hop a plane for destinations South. Enjoy.
First up, Elisabetta Canalis, one grand reason to hate George Clooney, with two grand reasons poking through her sheer bikini top.
And, the eternal star of model hotness, Bar Refaeli, still enjoying time away from her beard while down Mexico way:
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