Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.
Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could’ve had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.
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It’s easy in the height of fall sports season with NFL, NBA, NHL, College Football and Basketball, and, of course, South American Women’s Beach Volleyball, to get lost in the manly visual perusal of athletics and completely disregard or forsake your commitment to scanning hot nekkid female bodies on your screens. Forsake not, my loyal friends. That might be forsaketh. Either way, please do save some time for the best of the bare hot bodies on your wall or in the theaters with a roadmap provided by our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Kate Bosworth newly topless in theaters and on-demand in Big Sur, Jessica Marais and Elena Satine topless and getting it on in second and final season of Magic City on Blu-Ray, and Jaime Murray and Julie Benz topless in the complete series of Dexter also out on Blu-Ray. It’s celeb funbags galore on the little big screen. Enjoy.
(Naturally, don’t forget to give thanks this holiday season for your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership.)
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A tinge of sadness in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup as it was announced this past week that Magic City will not be renewing for another season on Starz, meaning this second season will be its last and that, at least for the time being, may no longer see the glorious bare bodies of thespianics like Elena Satine, who (spoiler alert) take a knife to her back this week as her full glorious globes shine frontward. We shall miss Elena, among many of the other cast members and some producer out there best find a new topless role for this crazy hot vixen.
Joining Elena in this week’s BTR is Dora Madison Burge in a rather memorably breastaurant extended topless scene in Dexter, as well Rebecca Ferguson getting royally jiggy with it in the premiere episode of The White Queen, another passionate historical drama from the minds of European series creators. They do so love their kings and queens of past centuries. We do so love sweet looking ladies with their period piece garments ripped off their bodies, so it all works out quite well. Enjoy.
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Let’s call this the breakout week for Elena Satine, the wicked hottie we’ve seen nice little snippets of on the Starz series Magic City, but now we get an extended bare booty and topless making of the sexy scene that should confirm her place as one of the breakout stars on the busting out all over Boob Tube Roundup. I even dig the blonde wig. That’s how much I’m into Elena.
Joining Elena in this week’s BTR are newomers Chasty Ballesteros in a rather memorable orally-delivered scene in Showtime’s Ray Donovan and some more late night looks at topless vampires courtesy of Bailey Noble in HBO’s True Blood, now in its sixth full season and going stronger than ever. Yep, the ladies of the small screen are taking over the block by sheer force of skin power. We bow down to the cathode ray tube. Enjoy.
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If you’re not a fan of Starz Magic City, well then you’re missing some seriously fine retro-tail on TV, but that’s on you.
But, as part of our continuing effort to bring you the best of the boob tube, we have some on-set photos of Magic City’s Elena Satine as a 50′s Floridian hooker working her street trade with her pointy top and some bent-over butt shots that have us instinctively reaching for our wallets while muttering, ‘You’re not a cop, right? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.’
Yep, cable TV is getting a whole lot better. Enjoy.
Twas a fine weekend and week on the smaller screen that shows us larger boobtastic than the large screen these days, where you’d need a telescope and a time machine often to find a bare fun bag, but that’s a rant for another day. When I think about the female fineries on cable television this past several days, I’m extremely heartened by the fact that not a single one of these shows was even on the air just a year or so ago. A brand new fresh flesh-puppy pipeline of media goodness makes me smile.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Jennifer Love Hewitt working what she’s got all over in The Client List, Jessica Marais flashing some utterly outstanding udders in Magic City, Oona Chaplin, granddaughter of Charlie making the sexy in Game of Thrones, and a shoutout to Lena Dunham, who may not be in your top 10 lists, but she get raw and nekkid and funny to support her own show, Girls, and we must applaud her cajones, err, milkers. Enjoy.
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Are you watching this new show Magic City on Starz?
The 1950′s Miami Beach mobsters drama featuring all kinds of sextastic dames getting all kinds of topless and knocking boots in various memorable boob tube moments? Well, you ought to be.
Check out a sample of Elena Satine and Jessica Marais in an epic small screen self-touching scene from Magic City, along with a brief, but passionate moment from The Borgias this week in the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.
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