Elba Jimenez

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So, the NFL today slapped Brett Favre with a $50K fine for digitally transmitting his dirty thoughts and commander hog photos to N.Y. Jets reporter at the time, Jenn Sterger. The Jets also had a problem earlier this season with dudes on the team apparently flashing their personal jets in front of Ines Sainz, sports reporter for Mexican television. Well, put those two names behind you, because thanks to a hand-off from Egotastic! superfan, 'Alfonso R.', I've just discovered the sports reporter that I'm going to sext up ASAP -- Elba Jimenez -- who apparently worked as a football commentator for the same outfit as Ines Sainz. She's ridiculously sexy and beautiful-boobed and asstastic and naked all over in these Elba Jimenez pictures from our friends at Playboy Mexico and, well, I'm texting as we speak. Should I write 'LOL' after self-portraits of my magic wand or is 'OMG!' more appropriate? Maybe 'TMI', as in, Too Many Inches! Oh, Elba Jimenez, how my cellphone stylings will woo your hot Latina body, mind, and, body. Enjoy.