An ode to hot women in cinema. Well, hot nekkid women in cinema. That is what the Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute are all about. It’s why Mr. Skin and I come up as nearly perfect matches on eHarmony dating profiles. Not to mention our combined love for Arabian horses and long romantic walks on the beach. But if you’re looking for a virtual guide to lead you through only the best of the chest available in the theaters or on home viewing devices, Skin is your man. If he can’t find it, nobody can.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Drew Barrymore not topless in this craptastic Blended movie opening this weekend, but quite bloody bare boobed in The Evil Within, Joy Bryant topless reprising of the Demi Moore topless role from About Last Night, and a 25th anniversary salute to the jaunty movie Roadhouse, and all the Kelly Lynch bare butt and topless goodness therein. Plenty to slow-mo through this weekend for sure. Enjoy.
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This week’s Mr. Skin one-minute of skinematic roundup includes Drew Barrymore topless in her classically craptastic Doppelganger, Salma Hayek all kinds of nekkid in Freida, and 70′s kooky bombshell P.J. Soles in a DVD extra topless cut from Stripes. Enjoy.
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The hottest girls of Californication. (Ranker)
Olivia Wilde looking hot. (HuffPo)
Amanda Seyfried goes 70′s porn star. (Celebuzz)
Damn it, Drew Barrymore. (FoxNews)
Willow Palin busts her headlights. (TMZ)
Marilyn Monroe oldie but goodies. (BuzzFeed)
Mila Kunis dior photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry, you know, that moment after years when I could find Drew Barrymore pictures worthy of posting. Drew Barrymore is a not unhot celebrity who does her best to look as dumpy as possible. Yeah, I know, it’s Hollywood tres chic to spend a million dollars to look homeless, and Drew has been tipping the bottle since eight years old or so, still, the little hobo routine has grown tired. I’d like to see more of this. Drew Barrymore, a little make-up, showing a little figure, even some nipples almost poking through the top. It’s not much, but in the universe of Drew Barrymore, it’s a big step forward. Lighten up, Drew. It’s okay to be rich and famous and look good. Enjoy.
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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that’s only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn’t the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke’s grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.
Of course, you don’t care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You’ll find over 200 pictures after the jump.
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There might have been a time long ago that I would have been jealous of Mac Dork, Justin Long, for getting to romp around on the beach with Drew Barrymore in a bikini, but those days are long gone. Personally, I can’t really stand Drew Barrymore. There’s something about her that just bugs the crap out of me. I think it’s her face.
And while I actually like Justin Long as an actor, his Mac Dork persona is so irritating, that seeing the two of them together, with their pasty white skin, and their annoyingly lovey-dovey grins just makes me want to kick sand in their faces.
That being said, for those of you who care, here are some Drew Barrymore bikini pictures.
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I don’t know what it is with all the celebrities smoking pot in public lately, but it seems to be the new trend. Yay! (Note: sarcasm)
Last week we saw Paris Hilton smoking pot in the passenger’s seat, and Mischa Barton smoking pot in the driver’s seat, and now we have Cameron Diaz in her bikini, with Drew Barrymore (also in a bikini) passing a joint on the beach in Hawaii.
I know some people think there’s no problem with smoking pot. I’m not one of them, but that’s neither here, nor there. The thing is, and I hate to get serious, I really do, but like it or not, these people are role models, and if you’ve really got to toke up, don’t do it right in front of the paparazzi.
Remember kids: Drugs are bad, and only successful and rich people do drugs, and there are no harmful effects whatsoever. Wait. Now I’m confused.
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