The hottest girls of Californication. (Ranker)
Olivia Wilde looking hot. (HuffPo)
Amanda Seyfried goes 70's porn star. (Celebuzz)
Damn it, Drew Barrymore. (FoxNews)
Willow Palin busts her headlights. (TMZ)
Marilyn Monroe oldie but goodies. (BuzzFeed)
Mila Kunis dior photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
I promised myself I wasn't going to cry, you know, that moment after years when I could find Drew Barrymore pictures worthy of posting. Drew Barrymore is a not unhot celebrity who does her best to look as dumpy as possible. Yeah, I know, it's Hollywood tres chic to spend a million dollars to look homeless, and Drew has been tipping the bottle since eight years old or so, still, the little hobo routine has grown tired. I'd like to see more of this. Drew Barrymore, a little make-up, showing a little figure, even some nipples almost poking through the top. It's not much, but in the universe of Drew Barrymore, it's a big step forward. Lighten up, Drew. It's okay to be rich and famous and look good. Enjoy.
Photo credit: INF Photo
There might have been a time long ago that I would have been jealous of Mac Dork, Justin Long, for getting to romp around on the beach with Drew Barrymore in a bikini, but those days are long gone. Personally, I can't really stand Drew Barrymore. There's something about her that just bugs the crap out of me. I think it's her face.
And while I actually like Justin Long as an actor, his Mac Dork persona is so irritating, that seeing the two of them together, with their pasty white skin, and their annoyingly lovey-dovey grins just makes me want to kick sand in their faces.
That being said, for those of you who care, here are some Drew Barrymore bikini pictures.
Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin
I don't know what it is with all the celebrities smoking pot in public lately, but it seems to be the new trend. Yay! (Note: sarcasm)
Last week we saw Paris Hilton smoking pot in the passenger's seat, and Mischa Barton smoking pot in the driver's seat, and now we have Cameron Diaz in her bikini, with Drew Barrymore (also in a bikini) passing a joint on the beach in Hawaii.
I know some people think there's no problem with smoking pot. I'm not one of them, but that's neither here, nor there. The thing is, and I hate to get serious, I really do, but like it or not, these people are role models, and if you've really got to toke up, don't do it right in front of the paparazzi.
Remember kids: Drugs are bad, and only successful and rich people do drugs, and there are no harmful effects whatsoever. Wait. Now I'm confused.
Photo credit: Splash
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MSM Weekly Skintastic Roundup Includes Drew Barrymore, Salma Hayek, and P.J. Soles (VIDEO)
As we continue heavily into movie award season, don't forget to continue to cast your votes for the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards and enter for the free chance to win a MacBook Air.
This week's Mr. Skin one-minute of skinematic roundup includes Drew Barrymore topless in her classically craptastic Doppelganger, Salma Hayek all kinds of nekkid in Freida, and 70's kooky bombshell P.J. Soles in a DVD extra topless cut from Stripes. Enjoy.