Egotastic
Pardon me if we didn't sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It's a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie's largest annual celebration.
Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we're brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don't get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.
Doutzen Kroes Shines At Charity Event Just By Being Hot
Talk about your underrated hotties, Doutzen Kroes has to make that list. She was already one of the lesser known Victoria's Secret Angels before this year of getting knocked up and married to her DJ boyfriend (and I think you all know how we feel about dudes who list 'DJ' as their occupation -- that's right, girl, get your own job and put some cash away in a rainy DJ day fund). But that was all before Doutzen made perhaps the most remarkable post-birthing of a pup recovery in the history of MILFdom earlier this year; a true six week turnaround from screams of labor to the labored screams of men ogling her on the beach in a photoshoot. It was like watching one of those unbelievable transformation shows on the Discovery Channel where Short Charlie who could never reach the peanut butter on the counter is now 6'2 thanks to the injection of monkey sperm into his spine or such. It is possible I didn't actually watch that and just dreamed it, but you get my point. Doutzen's anatomical recovery was quite astounding and worthy of three-handed applause.
At a charity event last night in support of World AIDS Day, the Dutch hottie once again brought out a simple dose of plain old fashioned hotness. I'd definitely keep an eye on Doutzen Kroes in 2012, in fact, I intend to keep two Bluto like hyper-extended eyeballs on Doutzen. Don't want to miss a thing. Enjoy.