Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes Nip Slip on Set of Photoshoot in The Big Apple

Doutzen Kroes Nip Slip on Set of a Photoshoot in NYC
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More than a nip slip really, a solid bit of melon exhibited by our heavily belusted hottie, Doutzen Kroes, when shooting out in New York City, and obviously wearing no bra.

Now, we hate bras more than any woman does, I assure you. So we were quite pleased at the sight of the teat of the most underrated of the Victoria’s Secret angels. Doutzen Kroes deserves all the attention she gets, whether flashing or not. Though, flashing really is the preferred method, natch. Enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes Covered Topless and Uncovered Sextastic in Vogue Brazil

Wow, as if my lust curve for Doutzen Kroes could rise much higher. Inflate if you will. Now the formerly forgotten Victoria’s Secret Angel is growing ever more sextastic in her new pictorial for Vogue Brazil. It’s a breath-stealer and eye-popper and an all-around all-over smile inducer, if you happen to lust ridiculously hot girls in feline covered topless poses.

I’ve made it my mission to put Doutzen Kroes name on the tip of every gentleman oglers tongue. I know, not entirely what you wish were placed there in relation to Doutzen, but I’m just the guy who fires the starting gun, you need to run the race for yourself. And, as ever, enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Goes Sextastic Beach Hombre for H&M

I really am digging Doutzen Kroes more and more these days.

An underrated Victoria’s Secret angel no longer, the MILFtastic sweet bodied model is now branching out big time, the finest parties, the biggest red carpets, and the swank retailer catalogs. Like her current visual gig for H&M, showing just how stupid hot a woman can look in a black hat at the beach. It works for me. Kind of Clint Eastwood, if Clint were one of the world’s most good looking women who I dream about thrice nightly. And, he is not.

Doutzen Kroes, climbing the sextastic ladder many rungs at a time. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up Cannes

The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you’d chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point, it’s a big Benicio Del Toro fan fest. But, while the important folk discuss matters of little importance to the rest of the world, Cannes does indeed bring out the super hotties. Actresses and supporting models alike, including Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence who both brought their A-plus game to the premiere of Jimmy P..

While Eva Longoria and her lady nest flash clearly stole the show momentarily at this very same event, Doutzen and Jennifer formed two sextastic pieces of bread for which I have crudely simple meat solution. Oh, yes indeed. And, shut up, you’re thinking the same thing. Hey, we can’t all be high minded and important. Leave that to the Frenchy folks in Cannes. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Reveal an Angel With a Devilish Booty

Doutzen Kroes just keeps getting more and more MILFtastic. Yes, we love to see our Victoria’s Secret angels in their trademark lingerie catalog shoots, but, oh, so much better when caught candidly as on the beach in little bikinis flashing their million dollar bodies. And I’d pay a million dollars for a few moments of loving, touching, and squeezing with Doutzen. I’m currently just $999,999 and some change short of that goal, but I’ve just got a second shift at the El Super Loco so within 375 more years, I should be able to scrape this together.

Some dreams are short term, and some dreams, as is happening with the sight of Doutzen Kroes in her tiny bikini, oh, they are long dreams indeed. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Hotness Perks Up Your Morning

Doutzen Kroes truly is the most underrated of Angels, if it’s possible to be an underrated Angel. This ridiculously hot mom is the stalwart of the sextastic. A breath of breathtaking lust inducement who delivers a homerun pretty much every time out, be it in bikinis or lingerie or hopefully less.

In her latest shoot for Victoria’s Secret, Doutzen shows exactly how and why she earns her keep. Women want to be like her and men want to be trapped in a car crusher with her with the only means of escape being a spark produced by the friction between jostling body parts. Oh, to explode in that crusher with the MILFtastic Doutzen. Yeah, I know that doesn’t make any sense. But it’s Doutzen Kroes! So effin’ hot. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Are Asstastically Delicious

I really must stand up and applaud the fine bodily work of Doutzen Kroes of late. The Victoria’s Secret Angel has not let motherhood stop her one bit from maintaining just one ridiculously hot bikini body. And that’s the way nature intended it to be. So hot women could have many good looking children, they need to stay hot even after their first child or two. It’s an essential adaptation to keep the species from getting ugly. And Doutzen Kroes is more than doing her part to keep the healthy mating instinct alive and well.

Bending down, around, and just all around looking like one hot young maternal figure, Doutzen Kroes got major eyeballs in Miami, a town right now where the competition among the hard bodied ladies is stiff, and the men who are unofficially judging minute by minute are even stiffer. Props to you, Ms. Kroes, keep up the good work. Enjoy.