Egotastic
We have arrived at my personal favorite time of the week. No, not Backwashed Fudgesicle Hour at Egotastic! That's not for three more hours yet. But that time each week when we as a community spend our fifth weekday of toil, together in the fields of the sextastic, harvesting the finest that Hottieville has to offer as gleaned by our fabulous readers, the most educated celebrity site readers on the web I might add once more.
This weeks Reader Finds includes a screencapped Jessie J nip slip, a series of Taylor Momsen panties peeks up her concert dress, a classic look back at Cindy Crawford topless on the runway, a second look at the double sets of Silvia Irabien who we saw earlier this week in Playboy, a second look at the now completely bare boobtastic of Monika Pietrasinska who we saw lingerie clad earlier this week, Nicki Minaj being all kinds of Minajesque, German phenom Sophia Thomalla baring her Bavarians, a higher def look at Zoe Saldana in the shower, a bonus leer at Carly Craig topless, and Diane Lane just looking mesmerizing. It's all good, very good.
Diane Lane To Divorce Josh Brolin; Diane and I To Have One Week of Non-Stop Sex Then We’ll Answer Questions
According to our friends at TMZ.com, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are calling it quits after eight years of marriage. While many will read into this issues of poor marital communications, actors with busy schedules unable to spend enough quality time together, or even that little domestic abuse arrest early in their marriage, I prefer to think of this as Diane's way of letting Josh know that she's finally accepted my 15-year long offer of three minutes of the best sex Diana Lane has ever experienced in her life.
At this time, Diane and I would prefer not to answer any questions about the where, when, or whys of our shortly coming future coupling. After we exhausted ourselves of all bodily fluids, then, we'll be ready to respond to all press inquiries, as well as potential police involvement regarding certain acts of an erotic nature not allowed under archaic Federal statute. I am so ready for this.
DIANE LANE, MID-40's, STILL SO EFFIN' HOT