Diane Lane

READER FINDS: Diane Lane Topless, Laura Linney Topless, Jenna Marbles Nip Slip, and Much Much More

 

Blessed be the mother of all days, Friday, the maidenhead of the week if you will, which births us into the weekend of recreation, restoration, and for approximately 84% of you, masturbation. It's okay, you're not going to hell. Not for that at least. Especially not today when we celebrate the communal spirit that runs deep in the Egotastic! neighborhood, the gathering together for the sharing of the social honeypot we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Diane Lane topless veteran hotness in a deleted scene from Unfaithful (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Buck'), French styled Juliette Binoche topless in her prime on the silver screen (kudos to the early 90's capture from 'Glenn'), Tom Cruise's first wife Mimi Rogers flashing full frontal in skinema grandeur (tossed into our yard by 'Grady'), Natasha Poly getting Frenchy topless (blessings from 'Ian'), Alexandra Daddario leggy hotness in a new photoshoot (somebody named 'Ben B.' knows we have a major Daddario crush), Laura Linney in a wicked fine topless performance (transmitted by 'Denev'), classic throwback to 70's full frontal Susan Blakely (whoa bushy happy days from 'Steve G.'), Candice Swanepoel nekkid in a Russell James shoot (deliciousness by way of 'Fran'), yummy Caitlin Wynters topless goodness in Loaded (delivered to our doorstep by 'David P.'), the sultry Karen Carreno in early day bikini modeling pics (vavoom delivered by 'Owen'), Paris Hilton nip slip before the Grammys (a Barbie nip view from 'Anon'), Samantha Hoopes Guess lingerie model goodness (thank you much to 'Danielle'), Lizzy Brochere getting it on for the screen (gratefulness to 'Raoul D.'),  the ever so slightest of nip slips from Jenna Mourney aka Jenna Marbles (eagled eyed by '@Wit'), Chrissy Teigen full on nip slip in bikini photoshoot (lovely find by 'Todd'), late 70's Christie Brinkley flashing some serious bush (discovered by the beaver-focused 'Kurtis'), Barbara Palvin nip slip backstage (kudos goes out to 'Heinz'), Brazilian babe Fabiana Semprebom topless modeling pic (quick and pleasant find from 'Chris'), Paz de la Huerta bloody unclothed for Nurse 3D promo pics (cinematic discovery from 'Cazuela'), and last, but never least, Pamela Anderson in topless stills from her extended musical interlude in Barbwire (blonde bombshell boobtastic provided by 'Dean'). Enjoy.

Diane Lane To Divorce Josh Brolin; Diane and I To Have One Week of Non-Stop Sex Then We’ll Answer Questions

According to our friends at TMZ.com, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are calling it quits after eight years of marriage. While many will read into this issues of poor marital communications, actors with busy schedules unable to spend enough quality time together, or even that little domestic abuse arrest early in their marriage, I prefer to think of this as Diane's way of letting Josh know that she's finally accepted my 15-year long offer of three minutes of the best sex Diana Lane has ever experienced in her life.

At this time, Diane and I would prefer not to answer any questions about the where, when, or whys of our shortly coming future coupling. After we exhausted ourselves of all bodily fluids, then, we'll be ready to respond to all press inquiries, as well as potential police involvement regarding certain acts of an erotic nature not allowed under archaic Federal statute. I am so ready for this.

READER FINDS: Jessie J Nipple Slip, Taylor Momsen Upskirts, Cindy Crawford Topless, and Much Much More…

 

We have arrived at my personal favorite time of the week. No, not Backwashed Fudgesicle Hour at Egotastic! That's not for three more hours yet. But that time each week when we as a community spend our fifth weekday of toil, together in the fields of the sextastic, harvesting the finest that Hottieville has to offer as gleaned by our fabulous readers, the most educated celebrity site readers on the web I might add once more.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a screencapped Jessie J nip slip, a series of Taylor Momsen panties peeks up her concert dress, a classic look back at Cindy Crawford topless on the runway, a second look at the double sets of Silvia Irabien who we saw earlier this week in Playboy,  a second look at the now completely bare boobtastic of Monika Pietrasinska who we saw lingerie clad earlier this week, Nicki Minaj being all kinds of Minajesque, German phenom Sophia Thomalla baring her Bavarians, a higher def look at Zoe Saldana in the shower, a bonus leer at Carly Craig topless, and Diane Lane just looking mesmerizing. It's all good, very good.

Diane Lane Jezebel Photoshoot Continues the Diane Lane Reign of Hotness

Today might be a day I just die of lust for veteran hotties. How long has Diane Lane been stealing hearts and filling tug vaults? Must be a quarter-century now or more this vixen with a killer body and a sexy smile has lit up the pages, screens, and libidos of any man who ever flushed out a good-girl-doing-bad-things fantasy in the back of his wayward mind (which would mean, all men). These Diane Lane pictures from Jezebel are just another in a very long line of extended sextasticity from a celebrity who flies under the radars, but is responsible for an untold millions of pieces of wood in her time. Keep on keeping on, Diane, you will never not be hot. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung Lead Gaggle of Girls at Sucker Punch Premiere

We've been seeing the posters for forever now. Hot girls, guns toted, skin tight body suits... Sucker Punch. I'm still looking forward to this movie as I've been for months now, though I must say I was slightly disappointed that the girls of Sucker Punch: Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, and Jena Malone chose to go super conservative to the premiere last night. Maybe it has something to do with downplaying recent scandals and such, but I'd like my kick-ass hotties to look a little more like kick-ass hotties, if you please. Still, veteran stunner Diane Lane and sexy Malin Akerman did arrive to lend their sextastic support to the entire event, and there was still ample opportunity for Hollywood actress orgy fantasies to leap and abound. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fame / Splash News

Diane Lane Is 45 Years of Torturing Boys With Hotness

Oh, Diane Lane, how do I lust thee? Diane Lane is a hottie of such epic proportions; boys have been sneaking off into private time thinking of her for more than two decades now. And speaking for my inner child, we could easily march into a third decade of lurid thoughts of this eternally sexy female sensation. Though these Diane Lane pictures are for pimping cosmetic products now to a slightly older audience, she will always be my first real lust-filled crush. (If you've never rented Lady Beware from the late 80's, do so now and clear your calendar.) We've missed you, Diane. Pull up a chair and let us ogle you indiscreetly while you tell us how it's been going. Enjoy.

81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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