I’ve been checking the numbers here for Egotastic!, and in addition to learning that we are the third most popular recreational activity in Finland (behind only sex and fiddle playing), I’ve discovered that we have quite a few mature-aged manfolk who dig the sexy celebrities on this site. Of course, a man’s lust for hot celebrities never wanes, but I’m already noticing myself that one does tend to more fondly recall the sexy actresses of youth as gravity plays its ruthless game upon his jewel sack.
Knowing this, I was hardly surprised when we recently received this letter from one of our wizened fans:
As a teenager in the 60′s, how I remember fibbing to my mom about needing to use the toilet quite often, when, in fact, I was in the john throttling my frog nearly incessantly to naughty thoughts of Diana Rigg, who I knew then only as Mrs. Emma Peel on The Avengers. I thought for sure the damn thing was going to just rip off. It didn’t, not completely, and all these years later when I’m doing my duty, it’s more often than not, still thoughts of Mrs. Emma Peel in her body hugging costumes. Could you help an old-timer out?
Anon Older Dude
Now, we’ve probably collected more raw data on the male wanking process in the past five years than any Masters and Johnson study ever did, but we’re not in this business for the benefit of science, we’re in it for the benefit of you. So, Anon Older Dude, assuming you’ve graduated to having your own bathroom these days, enjoy.
Oh, okay, we read the part about Anon Older Dude setting some kind of record, so, here’s a clip from the then infamous Brimstone episode of The Avengers where Mrs. Emma Peel kicks serious arse: